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[reparator]

Who: CERES & you
When: IC: 10/04 | OOC: 11/15
Where: ViViD & McCERES
What: Intro Log
Rating/Warning: PG-13 | slightly nsfw

//event005.EXE Learning is Fundamental! Let's play CERESLearn ViViD's usual worlds are unfortunately down for maintenance. While CERES' programmers work on getting it back up and running, all new entrees this round will be going through a different level than usual. Only a single world is accessible at the moment, a simple one entitled 'CERESLearn.' "What the $%@& is this?" you must be thinking. Well, it's simple! It's a study program, of course! CERES' advanced AI technology is here to make sure you learn and that you learn sexily. Whether or not you pay attention to the actual content is up to you, the player. Please enjoy it while it lasts. They're here to teach you a variety of subjects and also to make you feel vaguely uncomfortable all over. New arrivals and those logging into ViViD will first find themselves in a classroom with a new operator greeting them rather than Vidia. "Greetings and welcome to Cerealia! It's nice of you to join us at last. As you can see, we're just about to get started! Here are the instructions: ♥ Choose your subject of choice. They include things like medicine, math, CERES economics, CERES history, fun facts about Julius, engineering, and science! ♥ Choose your tutor. You can hire Astor, Hilda, or UN-Zippy ♥ They'll teach you slowly, deliberately, sensually. Then after that, they'll drill you hard and without stopping. ♥ Just when you think you've had enough, they'll quiz you all over until you're sweating and panting. ♥ For those of you who pass, you'll be welcomed well into Cerealia and be given a free voucher for a McCERES Mildly Content meal. Please enjoy!"

//SCENARIOS.EXE PHASE I [ xxxx ] Once you choose your lesson and your tutor, you will be transported to a classroom where you and a few other players who decide to choose the same lesson will sit with your tutor after school, getting knowledge taught to you by someone who seems more intent on learning what's under your clothes than filling your head with knowledge. They will be awkwardly stretching, dropping pencils by 'accident' on the floor, and bending down slowly to pick them up. Certain things might be spilling out of their clothes. Awkward things. They will breathe down your neck and make sure you are well-versed in their anatomy by the end of the lesson. Fortunately, it won't last long as their bodies start to flicker erratically. PHASE II [ xxxx ] Just as things begin to escalate, the flickering will grow intense until your tutor will start to morph before your eyes. What takes their place is something that is anything but friendly. And yes, it will continue to breathe down your neck and speak in a sweet, soft, alluring voice while reaching out with its 'hands' to try and touch you. This will be your cue to run through the halls of the school while That Thing chases you in every single direction imaginable. There will be others joining you as everyone starts bolting out of their classrooms. PHASE III [ xxxx ] Feeling tired already? Well, don't stop and rest now! For those who successfully murder their own tutor, they will get their food voucher and a lovely welcome into CERES. You've officially passed! Everyone will be allowed to mingle around the game room in the CERES Research Tower before being directed into McCERES just across the street. For those who were already in the colony, you will also receive a voucher and directions to McCERES at the end of the game in case you want to go meet up with the newcomers there or just eat some artery-killing fast food. PHASE IV [ xxxx ] For those who get eaten by That Thing or don't pass their quizzes and upset their tutors, they will be forced to endure the Price of Failure. This means being sent to the gym with the other 'failures' to endure a painfully slow and erotic striptease by UN-Zippy. Once that is over, they will then be logged out and allowed to have their complimentary McCERES voucher. BONUS [ whyo'clock ] Congratulations on surviving CERESLearn! Here's your complimentary voucher for a free Mildly Content Meal at McCERES. This month's special is also the McKnight Burger. Characters are immediately invited to take a load off and enjoy some good ol' fashion fast food of questionable origin. Those who decide to order and eat here will also get a special toy included inside their Mildly Content Meals. [ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE Welcome to CEREALIA's latest intro post. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's usual arrival experience (which is not entirely applicable this round for reasons stated above^) and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

Comments

[immobileyes]

... I don't know. Can you run very fast?

[projections]

I'll do my best and run as fast as I can. [ Shirou's not going to lie to Mary and act tough this time. ]

Well, I can understand why you're uncertain yet. There's no guarantee we'll both get out of this in one piece.

[immobileyes]

[ ... THAT'S NOT MAKING HER FEEL ANY BETTER. ]

Mm... but I don't want anyone to die like this...

[projections]

[THIS IS GOING TO TURN OUT GREAT (only its not) ]

I don't want anyone to die here too. Mary, give me three minutes. I'll slow it down somehow.

[Shirou gets into position and a blade appears into his hand out of no where. This isn't unlimited blade works otherwise he'd be shooting swords inappropriately.]

[immobileyes]

[ Okay, he just magically summoned one sword.

... Okay.

She'll stare later, for now, she's just going to make a break for it. ]

[projections]

[He only needs to fight so Mary can escape, right? This is harder than it sounds. Shirou's struggling with combat and in spite of that he's still trying.]

I'm not done yet!

[Several minutes pass by and he didn't catch up to Mary yet.]

[immobileyes]

[ And she's waiting in the hallway.

... Oh god is he dead

is he dying

what should she do if he dies

AAAAAAAAAAAAH-- ]

[projections]

[He's okay! Shirou made it out alive....sort of. Just ignore the fact he's choking up blood as he approaches Mary. This is what he gets for thinking he can do things himself. ]

It's tougher than I thought it would be. Are you safe?

[Check yourself before you ask other people, Shirou.This isn't awkward what are you talking about. ]

[immobileyes]

You're bleeding!! [ somewhere?? Hold on, she's got a handkerchief. ]

attempts to tag despite claiming hiatus

[projections]

[He's got a couple of cuts here and there. There's nothing chasing after him though.]

It's safe now there's nothing to worry about. Oh this? It's just a scratch.

[More bluffs. Shirou pretending to be cool when it's not.]

oh you

[immobileyes]

But you just... [ pretty sure that's in a weird spot BECAUSE YOU COUGHED IT UP? ] You should sit down!

cries loudly on

[projections]

Okay. [He won't fight it! Shirou's sitting down and letting himself calm down before he tries anything else.]

Sorry for doing something so reckless. I thought it was the only way to save you.

[immobileyes]

... I won't be happy if you die trying to save me.

[ HMPH. ]

[projections]

I know, I wouldn't try doing such a thing.

[SHE'S SO MAD HE'S SORRY.]

You have every right to be angry.

[immobileyes]

Then you have to be more careful... okay?

[ or she'll glare at you. ]

[projections]

I understand. I'll be more careful.

[Pushing himself up together! Shirou spanks both of his cheeks with his hands and nods.]

You're a good girl, Mary. Thanks for showing concern.