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[reparator]

Who: CERES & you
When: IC: 10/04 | OOC: 11/15
Where: ViViD & McCERES
What: Intro Log
Rating/Warning: PG-13 | slightly nsfw

//event005.EXE Learning is Fundamental! Let's play CERESLearn ViViD's usual worlds are unfortunately down for maintenance. While CERES' programmers work on getting it back up and running, all new entrees this round will be going through a different level than usual. Only a single world is accessible at the moment, a simple one entitled 'CERESLearn.' "What the $%@& is this?" you must be thinking. Well, it's simple! It's a study program, of course! CERES' advanced AI technology is here to make sure you learn and that you learn sexily. Whether or not you pay attention to the actual content is up to you, the player. Please enjoy it while it lasts. They're here to teach you a variety of subjects and also to make you feel vaguely uncomfortable all over. New arrivals and those logging into ViViD will first find themselves in a classroom with a new operator greeting them rather than Vidia. "Greetings and welcome to Cerealia! It's nice of you to join us at last. As you can see, we're just about to get started! Here are the instructions: ♥ Choose your subject of choice. They include things like medicine, math, CERES economics, CERES history, fun facts about Julius, engineering, and science! ♥ Choose your tutor. You can hire Astor, Hilda, or UN-Zippy ♥ They'll teach you slowly, deliberately, sensually. Then after that, they'll drill you hard and without stopping. ♥ Just when you think you've had enough, they'll quiz you all over until you're sweating and panting. ♥ For those of you who pass, you'll be welcomed well into Cerealia and be given a free voucher for a McCERES Mildly Content meal. Please enjoy!"

//SCENARIOS.EXE PHASE I [ xxxx ] Once you choose your lesson and your tutor, you will be transported to a classroom where you and a few other players who decide to choose the same lesson will sit with your tutor after school, getting knowledge taught to you by someone who seems more intent on learning what's under your clothes than filling your head with knowledge. They will be awkwardly stretching, dropping pencils by 'accident' on the floor, and bending down slowly to pick them up. Certain things might be spilling out of their clothes. Awkward things. They will breathe down your neck and make sure you are well-versed in their anatomy by the end of the lesson. Fortunately, it won't last long as their bodies start to flicker erratically. PHASE II [ xxxx ] Just as things begin to escalate, the flickering will grow intense until your tutor will start to morph before your eyes. What takes their place is something that is anything but friendly. And yes, it will continue to breathe down your neck and speak in a sweet, soft, alluring voice while reaching out with its 'hands' to try and touch you. This will be your cue to run through the halls of the school while That Thing chases you in every single direction imaginable. There will be others joining you as everyone starts bolting out of their classrooms. PHASE III [ xxxx ] Feeling tired already? Well, don't stop and rest now! For those who successfully murder their own tutor, they will get their food voucher and a lovely welcome into CERES. You've officially passed! Everyone will be allowed to mingle around the game room in the CERES Research Tower before being directed into McCERES just across the street. For those who were already in the colony, you will also receive a voucher and directions to McCERES at the end of the game in case you want to go meet up with the newcomers there or just eat some artery-killing fast food. PHASE IV [ xxxx ] For those who get eaten by That Thing or don't pass their quizzes and upset their tutors, they will be forced to endure the Price of Failure. This means being sent to the gym with the other 'failures' to endure a painfully slow and erotic striptease by UN-Zippy. Once that is over, they will then be logged out and allowed to have their complimentary McCERES voucher. BONUS [ whyo'clock ] Congratulations on surviving CERESLearn! Here's your complimentary voucher for a free Mildly Content Meal at McCERES. This month's special is also the McKnight Burger. Characters are immediately invited to take a load off and enjoy some good ol' fashion fast food of questionable origin. Those who decide to order and eat here will also get a special toy included inside their Mildly Content Meals. [ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE Welcome to CEREALIA's latest intro post. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's usual arrival experience (which is not entirely applicable this round for reasons stated above^) and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!

Comments

[sagemodes]

Right, but ya worry about strangers eating correctly.

[ So if he's not a babysitter, then he's probably a really good gourmet chef or somethin' ]

Why not, she's part of... that thing, right? It's not as if she can just shank us in the open now or something.

[ what is vr. ]

[projections]

Look, I can't leave you with that diet knowing you eat so much ramen. Why don't you try eating some more vegetables? And you can drop some rice too.

I don't know if she'd shank us in the open and I don't want to find out either. Just think of eating healthier meat. [Shirou the actual simpleton.]

[sagemodes]

You're weird. [ TOO BLUNT. but hey it's Naruto what do you expect. ]

[ Well, he can definitely do that, but that'd imply he knows how to cook, so... yeah. Nope, not really. ]

Thinking of eating healthy ain't the same as trying to make a healthy meal, ya know. But yeah, guess that'd be ugly if that worm wasn't that easy to beat in the first place.

[projections]

[Shirou believes that Naruto has a hard time getting along with people. This is their first meeting and he's already being called weird.

Their off to a great start...or not. Shirou's already sighing.]

What are you saying? If you only think in one dimension you're being too one sided. Leaving that aside, you shouldn't try to fight the worm alone.

[sagemodes]

[ Sheepish laughter seemed to erupt from Naruto's mouth at his part about fighting alone. ]

Kind of too late for that, but at the very least they didn't take to punches and kicks well.

[ Anyways let's not talk about these monsters. ]

Anyways, name's Naruto Uzumaki! And you are?

[projections]

I take it you're used to fighting then? I could hardly attack it on my own and I needed Rider's help.

[Why does he suck so much at fighting? Shirou thinks he needs to shape up on his fighting abilities. Perhaps Naruto's on a different level if he can take it on by himself.]

My name's Emiya Shirou.

[sagemodes]

Well, I'm a ninja, so it'd be kind of weird if I can't at least fight, y'know?

[ It's a living, even if it's kind of crazy half of the time, after all. ]

It's nice to meet ya though, Shirou!

[projections]

Yeah that'd be weird if you weren't already good at fighting. Like I said earlier I struggle in fights.

Do you mind helping me train sometime? I'll pay you back in food. [Because that is totally reasonable.]

[sagemodes]

...Hm...

[ Well, for one, he does need a sparring partner, but he's not even sure if the guy can handle a normal ninja work-out, he seemed like such a civilian that even his usual training can seem like a bit too much. ]

I ain't the lightest teacher, though, do ya think ya can handle it?

[projections]

I'm prepared for it. Teach me whatever you can I'll be able to keep up with you.

[NO IT'S YOU KEEP UP WITH ME.]

I've been working out everyday and I'm as fit as I can be. All I need now is technique.

[sagemodes]

I like that spirit! Alright, we're going to start training during the weekends, if that sounds good to you!

[ AW YEAH TRAINING SESSIONS. ]

[projections]

That's fine. Oh, I'll have to let Sakura know so she doesn't worry.

[GOD THIS IS REALLY SHOUNEN.]

Do you just practice hand to hand combat? What exactly do you do?

[sagemodes]

Eh, aside from hand-to-hand combat, I can also perform Ninjutsu, but I'm pretty sure that's kind of a hard thing to practice with if you're not used to non-normal things.

[ trust him on that one. ]

[projections]

I'm not a ninja, I'm a magus. I can't do ninja skills that's beyond me.

Just focus on teaching me hand-to-hand combat for now.

[sagemodes]

Alright, I'll see what I can come up with for you, then!

[ that's settled and done with, he now has the first step on what he should do in this place. ]

I'll call you later if I manage to get us a training place, alright?

[projections]

Alright.

I'll wait for your call and we'll get things started then.