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« 005 ⇢ event005.exe »
Who: CERES & you
When: IC: 10/04 | OOC: 11/15
Where: ViViD & McCERES
What: Intro Log
Rating/Warning: PG-13 | slightly nsfw
When: IC: 10/04 | OOC: 11/15
Where: ViViD & McCERES
What: Intro Log
Rating/Warning: PG-13 | slightly nsfw
//event005.EXE
 ViViD's usual worlds are unfortunately down for maintenance. While CERES' programmers work on getting it back up and running, all new entrees this round will be going through a different level than usual. Only a single world is accessible at the moment, a simple one entitled 'CERESLearn.' "What the $%@& is this?" you must be thinking. Well, it's simple! It's a study program, of course! CERES' advanced AI technology is here to make sure you learn and that you learn sexily. Whether or not you pay attention to the actual content is up to you, the player. Please enjoy it while it lasts. They're here to teach you a variety of subjects and also to make you feel vaguely uncomfortable all over. New arrivals and those logging into ViViD will first find themselves in a classroom with a new operator greeting them rather than Vidia.
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//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I [ xx PHASE II [ xx PHASE III [ xx PHASE IV [ xx BONUS [ why[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ] |
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Once you choose your lesson and your tutor, you will be transported to a classroom where you and a few other players who decide to choose the same lesson will sit with your tutor after school, getting knowledge taught to you by someone who seems more intent on learning what's under your clothes than filling your head with knowledge. They will be awkwardly stretching, dropping pencils by 'accident' on the floor, and bending down slowly to pick them up. Certain things might be spilling out of their clothes. Awkward things. They will breathe down your neck and make sure you are well-versed in their anatomy by the end of the lesson.
//RUN.EXE
Welcome to CEREALIA's latest intro post. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's usual arrival experience (which is not entirely applicable this round for reasons stated above^) and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you! |
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[ With a big grin he aims the device at the paper, presses the button again, and...
.. there's another beep. Not like they know what it means though, so Shinpachi looks so proud of himself that he figured it out. Look how amazing he's being in front of this kid, he's going to get somewhere in life alright..!
Except then.. he glances down to the device.. ]
.. y'know, I wonder how you can look up the picture now.. [ WHY IS LIFE SO HARD AND UNUSUALLY CRUEL. ]
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See this is why they each need babysitters, and probably some sort of class about adjusting to futuristic technology. OTHERWISE THIS HAPPENS. THIS RIGHT HERE. Now they're stuck looking like morons, wow!!]
—I used a cell phone once, and there was - a folder! I think that's what she called it? The pictures went to a folder that was... on a chip? Oh, but I don't remember how we got to the folder... She was always the one to do that! [LOUD GRUMBLING.]
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[ TALKING ABOUT TWO DIFFERENT KINDS OF CHIPS ENTIRELY. Although let's be real, do you really think it's beyond Shinpachi to try and eat the other kind of chip too.. probably not..
His thoughts are totally wandering off to him wanting to have more of those again now though. Thanks, Oz. ]
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You can eat them?
[?? Technology is edible?! This is a great new discovery!!
Also a dangerous one, probably. Now there are two people in Cerealia who may or may not eat a computer chip if given the chance when there shouldn't even be one.]
That's a little surprising... I thought chips were made out of metal like the rest of the phone.
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Yeah, 'course you can eat 'em! They're not even made out of metal or anything, I asked about it and apparently they're.. uh.. potatoes, or whatever? Something like that. But they're really crunchy and they taste so good that once you have one, you can't stop! [ He looks so happy about it too.. Shinpachi could talk about food all day.
It's much better than fiddling around with a dumb device that hates him anyway. ]
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Potatoes! These things run on something like that? [He shakes the device a little, like he expects to hear a potato rolling around inside or something.]
I've never had anything like that before, though... Where did you get it? You didn't just break open your phone, did you?
[Even Oz knows that'll probably break the shit out of it, and he sure doesn't want to be without potential communication networks.]
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[ By which he means that he probably tugged on it for a long time but PLASTIC NEVER GIVES WAY EVEN TO THE FIERCEST OF MUSCLES.. so then he probably cut it open with his sword.. it was an Adventure, that's for sure. This is why you don't leave samurai alone in modern day places. ]
But if you think there's one in here too, it might be easier to just break this one open instead? 'specially if you're impatient.
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[AN EMERGENCY PHONE POTATO......
Why have these two been left alone at all, look at what's happened in the like 5 minutes they've been in unbabysat company. But this seems like a legitimate idea to him?! Like, who wouldn't want to have an extra food stash on hand like that.]
Where do you get the bags? Just... in stores? Can you show me where you got yours? [potatoquest 2k14]
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Sure! [ He grins at least.. SO EXCITED ABOUT POTATOES. Or more like excited about good food, and it doesn't take much for Shinpachi to call food "good".. especially not now he's experienced the horror of creamed corn. ]
C'mon, follow me! You have two feet you can use to walk, right?
[ Not that he says no to piggyback rides exactly.. he carries around Heisuke all the time and he's pretty much ten years older than Oz.. almost.. ]
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[GOD, SHINPACHI. Though it's not like people don't carry Oz all over the place like a sack of (hAH) potatoes either, so he probably wouldn't protest to a piggyback ride in the end...
For now though, he's content to at least be semi-useful!!]
Just show the way and I'll follow!
[Also excited?! The future sure is full of great things...]