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C E R E A L I A ★ M O D S。 ([personal profile] reparator) wrote in [community profile] estoria2014-11-15 09:47 pm

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Who: CERES & you
When: IC: 10/04 | OOC: 11/15
Where: ViViD & McCERES
What: Intro Log
Rating/Warning: PG-13 | slightly nsfw

//event005.EXE

Learning is Fundamental! Let's play CERESLearn


ViViD's usual worlds are unfortunately down for maintenance. While CERES' programmers work on getting it back up and running, all new entrees this round will be going through a different level than usual. Only a single world is accessible at the moment, a simple one entitled 'CERESLearn.' "What the $%@& is this?" you must be thinking. Well, it's simple!

It's a study program, of course! CERES' advanced AI technology is here to make sure you learn and that you learn sexily. Whether or not you pay attention to the actual content is up to you, the player. Please enjoy it while it lasts. They're here to teach you a variety of subjects and also to make you feel vaguely uncomfortable all over.

New arrivals and those logging into ViViD will first find themselves in a classroom with a new operator greeting them rather than Vidia.
"Greetings and welcome to Cerealia! It's nice of you to join us at last. As you can see, we're just about to get started!

Here are the instructions:

♥ Choose your subject of choice. They include things like medicine, math, CERES economics, CERES history, fun facts about Julius, engineering, and science!
♥ Choose your tutor. You can hire Astor, Hilda, or UN-Zippy
♥ They'll teach you slowly, deliberately, sensually. Then after that, they'll drill you hard and without stopping.
♥ Just when you think you've had enough, they'll quiz you all over until you're sweating and panting.
♥ For those of you who pass, you'll be welcomed well into Cerealia and be given a free voucher for a McCERES Mildly Content meal. Please enjoy!"

//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I
[ xx:xx ] Once you choose your lesson and your tutor, you will be transported to a classroom where you and a few other players who decide to choose the same lesson will sit with your tutor after school, getting knowledge taught to you by someone who seems more intent on learning what's under your clothes than filling your head with knowledge. They will be awkwardly stretching, dropping pencils by 'accident' on the floor, and bending down slowly to pick them up. Certain things might be spilling out of their clothes. Awkward things. They will breathe down your neck and make sure you are well-versed in their anatomy by the end of the lesson.

Fortunately, it won't last long as their bodies start to flicker erratically.
PHASE II
[ xx:xx ] Just as things begin to escalate, the flickering will grow intense until your tutor will start to morph before your eyes. What takes their place is something that is anything but friendly. And yes, it will continue to breathe down your neck and speak in a sweet, soft, alluring voice while reaching out with its 'hands' to try and touch you.

This will be your cue to run through the halls of the school while That Thing chases you in every single direction imaginable. There will be others joining you as everyone starts bolting out of their classrooms.
PHASE III
[ xx:xx ] Feeling tired already? Well, don't stop and rest now! For those who successfully murder their own tutor, they will get their food voucher and a lovely welcome into CERES. You've officially passed! Everyone will be allowed to mingle around the game room in the CERES Research Tower before being directed into McCERES just across the street. For those who were already in the colony, you will also receive a voucher and directions to McCERES at the end of the game in case you want to go meet up with the newcomers there or just eat some artery-killing fast food.

PHASE IV
[ xx:xx ] For those who get eaten by That Thing or don't pass their quizzes and upset their tutors, they will be forced to endure the Price of Failure. This means being sent to the gym with the other 'failures' to endure a painfully slow and erotic striptease by UN-Zippy. Once that is over, they will then be logged out and allowed to have their complimentary McCERES voucher.

BONUS
[ why:o'clock ] Congratulations on surviving CERESLearn! Here's your complimentary voucher for a free Mildly Content Meal at McCERES. This month's special is also the McKnight Burger. Characters are immediately invited to take a load off and enjoy some good ol' fashion fast food of questionable origin. Those who decide to order and eat here will also get a special toy included inside their Mildly Content Meals.
[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE
Welcome to CEREALIA's latest intro post. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's usual arrival experience (which is not entirely applicable this round for reasons stated above^) and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!


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[personal profile] topscores 2015-01-21 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, gross...

[He holds his hand up to his nose to try to mask the smell a little bit more, and shakes his head.

Oh wait, Rin's talking again. He doesn't like explaining, okay!! Well ok he does but that's only because he likes showing off how awesome he thinks he is.
]

It's a power. Kind of like one of those hero shows!

[No...don't do this]
claspers: vuvuzela @ dw (《 ★ a hazardous terrain 》)

[personal profile] claspers 2015-01-22 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
...You mean like one of those dumb tokusastu shows Makoto likes? Where's your suit then? And your transformation?

[ He still doesn't get how minimum ties in with all of this or what he means nor does he entirely believe him. On the other hand, he just saw him blast that bug with some kind of power he's never bore witness to before. It had to be some kind of magic even if that's stretching Rin's suspension of belief at the moment. ]

Why don't you start with your power actually is before you go off making vague comparisons like that?
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[personal profile] topscores 2015-01-22 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't have time for a transformation!

[Even if he was able to do one......yeah he's not patient enough for that anyway. Just go with him Rin.]

I'm not making vague comparisons! It sounds totally cool!

[No it doesn't]
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2/3 i lied

[personal profile] topscores 2015-01-22 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[SIGHS LOUDLY ok......he'll make it non-glamorous for you then.]

All I gotta do is snap. [And he's mimicking a snap, here] And then everyone freezes around me. Then? It's all cake.

[Hm.]
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[personal profile] topscores 2015-01-22 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[. . .]

Hey. You know if they have any cake in this place? Preferably free samples.

[?????? Rin might need to reel him back in, here.]
claspers: claspers @ dw (《 ★ 'cause i'm in the mood 》)

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[personal profile] claspers 2015-01-23 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ He makes a frustrated noise, thinking this is getting way off topic too fast. He just asked him what his power is, though he's kind of hungry himself and why is this guy so infuriating?! ]

-it's a game! why would they have cake in a game?! And if it was just snapping and freezing everything around, you could have said that before! Just cut to the chase!

[ He could strangle him if this guy didn't just save his life a few seconds ago. In fact, he's the one that owes him, so he's sort of putting up with this for the time being. ]
claspers: claspers @ dw (《 ★ i'm feeling really naughty 》)

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[personal profile] claspers 2015-01-23 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ He calms down a little and just rubs his hand over his face for a moment before letting it all sink in. ]

Let's just log out and get some food. I'll take you up on this minimum stuff if it keeps those things from getting to us, but for now, I don't want to bother with any more creepy teachers.
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[personal profile] topscores 2015-01-23 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
It's not like I know! I just got here!

[Stop yelling at him!! Even though he 100% deserves it, especially since his attention span is so short.]

I guess we should go before anything else shows up, yeah. [GOOD LUCK EVERYBODY ELSE] I'm going to get all tired if I keep working like this.

[Nice...]