OPEN (enjoying some peace and quiet)

[kaihentai]

Who: Sakamoto Tatsuma and you!
When: 1/26 IC
Where: A convenience store.
What: Sakamoto enjoys shopping without having to wait in line! This takes place during the time of the event.
Rating/Warning: Sakamoto probably comes with a PG-13 rating. Apologies!

a; closed to takasugi

[Sakamoto wanders his way into the convenience store, humming as he does so. The lack of people everywhere is eerie, to say the least, but it doesn’t bother him. An optimist even at the worst of times, he decides to appreciate the sudden quiet of the town, as everyone appears to be preoccupied with the tours going on.

He’s not too keen on barging in like that- While there is safety in numbers, Sakamoto isn’t one to leap into the fray without warning. Truthfully, he had considered it, but his methods are different. He’ll keep quiet and let the heroes do the fighting, all the dangerous stuff, and then negotiate when he has more information, more bargaining power.

But for now, he’ll delight himself at the empty- Oh, wait a minute, there’s someone else here. Sakamoto sniffs the air, drawing a hand to his chest, as if he’s offended.]

I thought I smelled garbage.

b; open to anyone!

[Sakamoto dilly-dallies as he saunters through the aisles. He casually glances as the cash register- Where are the employees? Well, since nobody’s looking… He idly picks up what appears to be a can of something, although he’s not too bothered with the contents. Swiftly, he turns his head in the opposite direction, stuffing the can down one side of his kimono. As a result, this side of his chest seems to droop with the weight and shape of the thing.

Ah- It would appear that he’s been caught.]

What? They’ve always been uneven.

Comments

b

[yourfononsarewhack]

[A man in a military uniform happens to be wandering the aisles as well, with a small basket filled with groceries. And he also happened to witness every stage of the stranger acquainting an unidentified can with his bossom. He raises an eyebrow with a flat smile as he hears his explanation.]

Are you sure about that? I would recommend having a doctor examine it. [He says that in a very airy tone. His voice may sound a bit similar to that of one Shinsuke Takasugi, yet his hair flows like that of a Katsura.] It could prove to be cancerous.

[kaihentai]

[This is all too confusing. It's two friends combined into one character!]

Ah, is it a cancer? Or merely an oversized heart!

[The can drifts further downward, causing that side of his shirt to sag.]

L-look how proudly it's beating!

[It looks more like it's falling out...]

[yourfononsarewhack]

[Is that flirtation or an attempt at spontaneous humor? Even Jade is having trouble reading his unusual man. He settles for giving the sagging a heart a flat look.]

An oversized heart sounds considerably more severe. At the rate it seems to be growing out of your body, I would estimate that you have but moments to live...

[kaihentai]

[The only cancerous thing in this room is Jade's piss-poor attitude, but hey, who's counting.]

I'm strong you know. Very strong! I've survived heartbreak.

[Has he though, for real...]

Do you know how long it takes to put one of those back together?

[st...op... ur jokes]

b!!

[hoasen]

[Yes, it appears he has, because she was going up to him and was about to greet him.

Celty said he promised not to do bad things anymore?! SAKAMOTO??]

...Sakamoto...

Re: b!!

[kaihentai]

[It's Celty's friend... He's been busted.

Sakamoto reluctantly pulls the can out of his shirt and puts it back on the shelf.]

Ohhhhhh! Wouldja look at that!

[He throws his hands up in the air, sweating nervously.]

A breast reduction!

[hoasen]

[YEAH, TRY LYING OUT OF THIS. What would she tell Celty. HMMMMMM.

She watches him sternly, and then sighs hopelessly.]

Ah, a miracle. [That was rather deadpan.] I am relieved a certain someone isn't here to see this!

[He could bribe her.]

[kaihentai]

Ahhhhh, but you know what would be great?

[He wraps his arms around himself, clearly having a fun time imagining this.]

Pulling a heist with that beautiful woman! Why, with that helmet of hers? She'd be the perfect cat burglar.

b

[creepface]

[ Um. Never mind that Rasu clearly saw what he did, now he's spoken to? Well... then, is it time to practice the whole brave thing? ]

Y-Y-you sho-shouldn't st-steal.

[ instant regret at speaking up ]

[kaihentai]

It's not stealing-

[He waves off-handedly.]

If nobody else sees it!

[You've just been spotted...]

[creepface]

B-but I saw y-you. A-and it's still. Stealing.

[ He's trying really hard here, please just put it back. ]

[kaihentai]

Did you?

[Sakamoto presses a palm to his chest, although it clanks against the stolen item. Clearly, he's not hiding anything very well.]

Really? You must be seeing things.

b......

[helmets]

[ there are no employees, but there are self-check out stations around. celty makes her way to one of them, purchasing a few groceries along with that can of whatever sakamoto decided to stick down his shirt.

boys will be boys, etc. ]

[kaihentai]

[He could do one of two things- Be ashamed that the object of his affections has caught him in a rather unsavory situation, or he could make the best of things. Sakamoto chooses the latter.

With one hand, he tugs at the tuft of fabric that had been supporting the metal can, revealing the object and a significant amount of skin.]

1/3

[helmets]

[ she doesn't notice at first, bagging up her groceries with her back to him. once she finishes, she takes out her device to type out a message to him while turning around -- ]

[helmets]

[ ... until she looks up and fumbles with her device, dropping it with a loud clatter. ]

[helmets]

[ and then she quickly turns back around, one hand holding her helmet and feeling way too embarrassed. why does she even like this man. ]

[kaihentai]

[His smile has a special warmth in it, something even he doesn't understand.

She's very cute when she gets flustered.]

Oh my god! You should see your face.

[He belts out a laugh.]

Don't worry, don't worry! I'm just makin' fun of ya. Even I've got standards! I wouldn't just do it in a supermarket.

[shoutai]

[Do you ever wish that you somehow ended up in a different jamjar RP? Because Takasugi sure does.

He holds back a sigh.]

You're still here? How troublesome.

[Why haven't they deleted you yet?]

[kaihentai]

[Okay, rude.]

Troubles- Are you calling me troublesome? Do you even know who you are?!

[The main antagonist of the series...]

The most troublesome thing in this place is you! You're trouble, big trouble!

[shoutai]

Is that right? You're the only ones that seem to think so.

[He smiles that usual smile of his, a smile that's nowhere near pleasant.]

I haven't done a single troublesome thing here.

[That is entirely debatable!]

b

[spes_phthisica]

[The remark gets a delighted little laugh out of Souji, and he tilts his head, apparently studying the bulging kimono in rapt fascination.]

That seems like it could get a bit inconvenient, having it drooping down like that. Doesn't it get in the way?

[What a brat.]

[kaihentai]

[Who are you and why are you paying attention??? Nervously, because he's not sure how strict the rules are here:]

If I give you a peepshow, will you leave?

[spes_phthisica]

[Oh hey, this man is really funny! Also looking just a little bit nervous, too, but that certainly doesn't stop Souji from laughing even more.]

You know, I'm not sure that it's appropriate to say that to complete strangers. [He taps his lips in mock contemplation.] I am an enforcer of law at home, but I suppose I really have no right to act like that here, huh? I don't even know all the laws here.

b

[smokingspirit]

[ Hokuto snorts in amusement. ]

If you're gonna do stuff like that, you gotta try a bit harder.

[ It's so good that he's not a teacher in this world, or he would have had to give him a scolding or something equally troublesome. ]