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[senseandcecilbility]

Who: senseandcecilbility and YOU
When: A couple of days after the interlude
Where: Somewhere close to Thistle Do Nicely, Shopping District
What: Capitalism
Rating/Warning: Nothing so far.

[With visitors constantly ruining young master’s furniture, Kevin has decided he should make some extra cash during his lunch hour...Well, from a strictly biblical standpoint, certain things are not for sale, but Master William’s needs come first. Besides, it’s not like heaven would reprimand him for this tiny little trespass.

Yeah, right.

And so if you walk a couple blocks away from Thistle Do Nicely, you may find a very faithful butler -white kid gloves and all - sitting by what looks very much like a lemonade stand, but claims to be selling something else entirely: ]


Will Perform Exorcism on your Beloved One for Ten Credits.


[It is such a nice, well-calligraphed sign. You may even miss the tiny warnings in the corner:

-No reimbursement for trauma, maiming, coma, death or public nudity.
-In case of death, will perform funeral for five credits.

Comments

[bardromh]

[ Exorcism... That would have been so useful during the time when people were possessed in the old apartment building in Haven...

Well, you can't dwell too much on the past. ]

That's quite some warnings... Has those things happened many times before, sir?

[senseandcecilbility]

[ Why is he never where the real fun is?]

I'm afraid so, sir. Demons are terribly inconvenient.

[He still wonders if he should have added cannibalism to the list.]

[bardromh]

[ Perhaps people could go without knowing about the cannibalism so it might be just as well that he didn't add it. ]

Demons? There are various kinds, yes? [ Or he has gathered as much from how many people he has met out of his own world. ] Is there no way to prevent those things from happening?

[senseandcecilbility]

But of course, sir! One must keep their hearts pure no matter what and never lose their faith in God.

[This is a war demons cannot win!]

Thus if you ever feel like undressing in public, I suggest you to pray as hard as you can until the sinful desire goes away.

[bardromh]

God...? Ah, right, there are worlds where there are such concepts...

[ His world has no God, but he's heard a lot about them since he left it. He can't, personally, see the allure of it, but maybe it's because he has heard about the wars waged in the names of different Gods and such things. There are enough wars already. ]

Technically there is nothing sinful in wanting to undress in public. I would say it's more rude toward those that may be near.