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pretty guardian attorney athena cykes ☾ ([personal profile] psycholawgy) wrote in [community profile] estoria2015-08-10 07:29 pm

[open] cheer up, cerealia!

Who: Some cosplay cafe waitresses: Athena Cykes ([personal profile] psycholawgy, Ai Thao Kha ([personal profile] emotive), Rio Kamishiro ([personal profile] icefallen), Maya Fey ([personal profile] feytality), Peko Pekoyama ([personal profile] perfectstrike) and YOU!
When: 17 February
Where: All around the colony!
What: The Little Sister cosplay cafe waitresses are around town to promote the business. COME AT THEM.
Rating/Warning: Will update as needed!



[ In an attempt to cheer people up after the whole Nexus Code fiasco, as well as Vegeta blowing stuff up, the management of the Little Sister cafe has decided to hold a special event! Posted all around the colony are posters which read "♥ TAKE A PHOTO WITH ALL FIVE OF OUR ANIMAL COSPLAYING WAITRESSES AROUND CEREALIA, AND YOU GET A FREE MEAL OF YOUR CHOICE! ♥" There are also some other posters with pictures of Athena, Ai, Rio, Maya, and Peko just so everybody knows what they look like, and below has the same promo written on it.

So come one, come all! Enjoy this little event, and enjoy a delicious free meal at the end of the day ♥! ]



[ OOC: the waitresses will be making their own top levels stating which location they're in! Feel free to tag just a couple of us, or everybody!

Athena / Peko / Rio / Maya / Ai ]
perfectstrike: (why.jpg)

[personal profile] perfectstrike 2015-08-10 03:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[If he listens carefully, he may hear a strange noise. It's almost like someone is strangling her with an invisible fist. That kind of weird, choked Peko noise.]

Ta...Tanaka.

[H...hello. Here she is. In a cute costume with wolf's ears and tail.]

Good morning.

[Please don't look too closely at the sign in her hand. This is normal. Nothing strange is happening here.]
Edited 2015-08-10 15:27 (UTC)
hamham: can't hold hands! (We only use leashes because dogs)

[personal profile] hamham 2015-08-10 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[He may or may not have noticed the sign! It's hard to tell with the way he is still just kind of staring down those ears.]

What...for what purpose have you donned this beast's masquerade?

[Does he seem a little disapproving? He is a little disapproving!! Please don't be a furry or something, Peko. Please.]
perfectstrike: (500% done)

[personal profile] perfectstrike 2015-08-10 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
The café I work at is having a special event.

[Maybe she sounds a little defensive? She definitely sounds a little defensive. She actually does enjoy working there, though parading around in public is... not her favorite thing.]

I believe the manager said something along the lines of "cute animals are always popular."
hamham: challenged walrus. (I'm functioning at the level of a)

[personal profile] hamham 2015-08-10 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[He manages to keep from sneering too severely, glancing away from his classmate. Ugh...disgraceful.]

So your manager is someone like that...

[Still though, can't really be too upset with Peko. If it's for her job...that's better than the few alternatives he was immediately worried about.]
perfectstrike: (blush | protest)

[personal profile] perfectstrike 2015-08-10 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it bad?

[She'd cross her arms if one hand weren't occupied with her sign. Gundam's obvious disapproval is drawing a bit of a flush to her cheeks.]

They said something like this would make people smile, in the wake of everything that has happened here...
hamham: End of story. (Never go drinking with anime club.)

[personal profile] hamham 2015-08-10 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
It's--

[Distasteful, if not a little offensive, but he stops himself from being that blunt. She's...sort of a friend. So there's no reason to be rude about this like he might be with someone he didn't know as well. Instead he'll sigh and try to better explain his stance on the matter.]

A human is a human and a beast is a beast. To have young females parade around as an animal is an insult to both. There are a variety of ways to attract attention that do not require making animals a sexual affair in such a way. However using such costumes is popular, and will likely - [And unfortunately.] - achieve the desired reaction.

[It's a matter of personal opinion, and he knows he's in the minority.]
Edited 2015-08-10 16:05 (UTC)
perfectstrike: (kuzupeko | only a tool)

[personal profile] perfectstrike 2015-08-10 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
...I see.

[Well, she appreciates his honesty, anyway, even as her lips set into a thin, unhappy line. She'd thought they were cute, herself, since something like this is the closest she tends to get to fluffiness, but she gets his point, especially coming from the Super High School Level Animal Breeder.]

I apologize for subjecting you to this, then.
hamham: and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!" (Apparently I was pointing at birds)

[personal profile] hamham 2015-08-10 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I do not blame you. It was your manager's decision, wasn't it?

[And again, mysterious manager is not wrong. There will probably be a lot of smiles from it. To steer away from the topic though, to avoid making either of them feel bad, he'll look the sign over instead.]

What sort of event is it?

[Gundam Tanaka? Pay attention to fliers and posters? Never. They'd need a big picture of a cute animal plastered on it to get his attention.]
perfectstrike: (500% done)

[personal profile] perfectstrike 2015-08-10 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Mm.

[Yes let's move away from that and talk about the facts.]

It is something like a scavenger hunt. If you can find all five of us and take a picture with us, you can receive a free meal from the café. It is advertising for the café, and I think some people would find it... fun.

[See: Jaune Arc, the most excited boy to ever picture with anybody really.]

I am a little worried about the pictures, though... I still have difficulty smiling for them.
hamham: and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword. (Indeed. Apparently I called my friends)

[personal profile] hamham 2015-08-10 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I see.

[And they're all dressed as animals for this, right? What a café.]

Presumably the photo with a cute girl, or the free meal, would be incentive enough for taking part correct? Or are you required to smile for these pictures?

[It's okay, he understands the struggle. ...sort of. He doesn't really worry about the fact that his smiles look more like evil smirks or the grin of someone who probably wants to consume your soul. Then again he doesn't often smile for pictures in the first place.]
Edited (redundancy...) 2015-08-10 16:41 (UTC)
perfectstrike: (ハーッ?)

[personal profile] perfectstrike 2015-08-10 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I think Athena would like to see me smile, but I presume it's fine if I don't.

[They didn't specify, after all, so it should be fine? Is what she's hoping, anyway.

...Also wait, did Gundam just call her cute?? Nah, he must just be speaking of her coworkers in general, not her specifically.]


But anyway, I think that is the idea behind it. I realize it is an imposition, but... would you be willing to be in a photo with me?

[After all, it's too late. Gundam's seen her in her costume, so she might as well prove to the other girls that she can do this, too-!]
hamham: a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that. (I have never heard someone not give)

[personal profile] hamham 2015-08-10 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[While he may have also been referring to the coworkers too (since he assumes that's the idea behind it), he was indeed calling you cute too, Peko. But that's neither here nor there. Right now he is being asked for a photo.]

I am not really interested in seeking the others out for pictures.

[He's assuming she's pitching the event to him now, since that's sort of her job.]
perfectstrike: how does hinata DEAL with this shit (morons)

[personal profile] perfectstrike 2015-08-10 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
That's fine.

[No, that's not it!]

As long as I can turn in some pictures at the end of the day, it will show that I have been doing my job.
hamham: was singing "what does the fox say" so I started answering in similar satanic ritual noises (Today in French class my teacher)

[personal profile] hamham 2015-08-10 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah.

[So she needs the picture then.]

To assist in your endeavor, then, allow me to offer my presence for a photograph.

[Though he's not moving to actually accomplish that. How do you wanna do this, Peko?]
perfectstrike: (ハーッ?)

[personal profile] perfectstrike 2015-08-10 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I appreciate it.

[No, she really does. See, look everyone! She can get pictures with people even without smiling for them!

Peko looks up at him for a moment -- so tall -- before moving in next to him and standing on tip-toe for a moment. Yes, that should do.

Then she has a thought.]


Ah... would the Devas consent to be in a photograph, as well?

[Extra charm points... or something.]
hamham: when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower. (20)

[personal profile] hamham 2015-08-10 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[Noticing the attempt to raise her height, he actually takes a step back to lean down a little for her. Though when she asks about the Devas he stands up again and stares at her for a moment.

And then he nudges at his scarf, trying to coax them out. Three of the four poke their heads out. Predictably Jum-P is the one still hidden away.]


Would you care to have your pictures taken with Pekoyama, my kings?

[There's some chittering amongst themselves as they apparently decide on this. Or maybe they are just chittering in general, in response to their hamdad. Either way he's waiting while they chat it out.

They disappear for a moment, some rustling seen in the scarf, and then all four of them reappear, this time moving to pose proudly on Gundam's shoulders and...head, in Jum-P's case. Cham-P is too fat to share a shoulder with the sleepy ham.]


Excellent! It appears they would indeed like to join in.
perfectstrike: (haughty)

[personal profile] perfectstrike 2015-08-10 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm glad.

[THIS IS GOING TO BE THE BEST PICTURE EVER the hams are in it. Also these two losers.

Peko's careful to set her sign down and hold up her Cerevice to take the picture, making sure to get all four hamsters in the shot. There's not much warning, since she's assuming Gundam's expression is just fine how it is, before she snaps the picture.]


Ah- there we are. Thank you, Tanaka. And please thank the Devas for me, as well.
hamham: to the party with a squirrel. (I broke Souda's oven and showed up)

[personal profile] hamham 2015-08-10 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[His expression is just as stoic (and evil) as it usually is. This is surely the cutest and most serious picture in existence. Once it's taken and he can step back from her, he and the four Devas all nod.]

It is our pleasure.

[He's not going anywhere just yet though, offering her a pensive look, like he has something to say or ask but isn't sure how to word it just yet. After a moment though he gets it out.]

Would it be possible to send that photograph to me?

[Oh? He wants a copy, does he?]
perfectstrike: (still)

[personal profile] perfectstrike 2015-08-11 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Wouldn't be a picture of a chuunibyou if he didn't look evil.

Peko doesn't notice the pensive look at first, checking the picture to make sure it came out properly before moving to slip her Cerevice back inside her dress somewhere. Don't think too hard about it-- ah?]


Of course, if you would like. [Pulls the Cerevice back out to send 0217004.png to him, though she adds as she's typing,] And I suppose if you would like to stop by the café... I could decorate a printed copy for you.

[That's not free though.]