☠Thirteenth Reel: Charity Event! [OPEN]

[redcinemareel]

Who: Everyone and Anyone!
When: IC: 3/08/OOC: 9/16 & 9/17
Where: Various places, please look inside for event details!
What: A charity event to raise money to rebuild Cerealia!
Rating/Warning: Silliness, Embarrassment, Violence…if anything needs a higher rating, then please label your comments as such!



Today is the big day to put your mouth where your money is! Or something like that. Welcome to the first ever (??) Charity Event! Remember that it isn’t about winning, it’s about making the world you’re in now a better place until you leave!

Signups are still a thing, so hop on in! Spectators are welcomed! Voting for events will be hosted in this post, where comments will be screened.

Comments

[swordboning]

[Nonon, stop sucking.

In the meantime, he slides a plate in front of her.]

I won't leave out anyone annoying, if that's what you're worried about.

[shikisha]

[ Wow Archer stop being the worst.

She lights up, just for a moment, then eyes Archer suspiciously. Of course, if he wanted to poison her he could have done that a long time ago, but the freely offered food is still strange... ]

You call me annoying and offer food at the same time. Do you secretly just love to serve people?

[swordboning]

The lord giveth and the lord taketh away. Have you heard of that before?

[shikisha]

[ Nonon waves her hand dismissively, looking at her food. ]

I'm not religious.

[swordboning]

It has nothing to do with religion and everything to do with not looking the gift horse in the mouth.

[shikisha]

I wouldn't have called you a horse, but then they say we're always our own worst critics~

[ And yet from the sing-song tone in her voice, it's clear she actually would love to call him a horse. ]

[swordboning]

Sometimes, I wonder if you're capable of pouring water out of a boot, even if the instructions were written on the bottom.

[shikisha]

[ Wow. He just used a Facebook line on her. She's about two seconds from throwing the stupid plate in his face. ]

Do you want to be cleaning food out of your hair for a week, old man?

[swordboning]

I'm surprised you'd rather waste than eat.

[shikisha]

I'm surprised you'd continue trying to feed someone you pretend you can't stand.

[ Everyone loves her, obviously. And she is going to eat, just in case Archer changes his tune. ]

[swordboning]

I'll label that down as one of my faults.

[shikisha]

If you're making a list you should make sure to keep an extra pen handy, wouldn't want to run out of ink halfway through.

[swordboning]

Making a list would require me to be unaware of my problems. But I think you should focus on yours first.

[shikisha]

My time would be much better spent making a list of my accomplishments and talents, rather than any short list of faults.