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[swordboning]

Who: Archer swordboning and Tohsaka Rin codere
When: October 19th
Where: Apartments
What: Finding a place to live is suffering for Archer
Rating/Warning: Nuuuuuupe

[With a sigh, Archer opened the door to a place that seemed to fit a certain someone's requirements. Oh well, Archer knew what he was getting into when it came to their work relationship. If he was ever frustrated, he could really only blame himself in the long run. No doubt, Rin would be the one to point out that exact fact to him too. Not so secretly, though, Archer picked a place that he would have an easier time performing daily chores at. Better location and placing, using his keen eye to make sure it was all right.]

Is this place suitable or will there be a reckoning?

[It was a one bedroom place. Yes, Archer planned on staying but he had no need to sleep. It was one of the perks of being a Servant. Hopefully Rin wouldn't get the mistaken idea that she'd be the only one here. Because that was a headache waiting to happen.

...maybe he should address that sooner rather than later.]

If it is fine, I'll work on making sure it's furnished with things suitable for both of us.

Comments

[swordboning]

[A loud CLONK as he sort of brushes it to the side. Come on, Rin. You'll never be on Saber or Lancer's level.]

I get the feeling swords aren't your thing. Still...

[brb taking a swipe at her ankles.]

[codere]

[ CRASH!!! That's one very visible panty flash and is that a hole cut in her skirt just for--yes, yes it is. ]

Ooooooh!! [ Swords definitely aren't her thing, but she's getting back to her feet rather quickly. ]

[swordboning]

[Extreme consternation. Next laundry day, that's getting fixed.]

Pay more attention to your footing or you're going to keep getting hurt. It would be extremely inconvenient for me if someone decided I wasn't worth fighting and targeted you instead at the skill level you stand at now.

[codere]

[ LEAVE HER BUTT HOLES ALONE. ]

If they did that, I'd kick them in the balls. [ Smooth. ]

[swordboning]

....not everyone is vulnerable to that technique.

[Double smooth.]

[codere]

They are if I kick them hard enough.

[ Look at these boots!! ]

[swordboning]

You've never fought with a non-humanoid in your life, have you?

[codere]

I made it to the end of the Holy Grail War. What do you think?

[ What she doesn't say is Lancer failed to and besides she's still under the assumption that Masters and Servants fight together. ]

[swordboning]

So, no.

[He's been in two grail wars and has only seen one monster thing!!]

[codere]

I'm fighting you right now, aren't I? [ DON'T SASS HER, ARCHER. ]

[swordboning]

What a cruel statement. What would have you done if you hurt my feelings?

[He flips the wooden sword around so she can grab it and have two. Let's try this.]

[codere]

[ Now she's truly an Archer class with her dual sticks. Huzzah. ]

Beat the softness out of you first of all. No Servant of mine can cry over words.

[swordboning]

When it comes to beating, you still have a thousand years before you can touch me.

[codere]

That's not a nice thing to say. I've been trained especially by the militia in order to defend myself so I can fight better than most girls.

Just not with these. [ Waving both of the sticks around in her hands. ]

[swordboning]

Your militia may have been amazing for its time but I have more experience and expertise than they ever would have. Besides, any soldier should be prepared to use any weapon because what they use well, they may not have on hand.

[codere]

So what?

You're going to teach me how to use a sword just in case those are laying around?

[ Just... going to swing them at him in an attempt to hit him. Diiiie. ]

[swordboning]

[Hopping back! Try even faster.]

I'm teaching you to use them because I can create them. Unlike a certain King of Heroes, if there is an emergency, I would probably temporarily loan you a Noble Phantasm. You're not going to kill a supernatural being with anything else.

[codere]

[ GOTTA GO FAST. ] Ehh?! You'd just let me borrow one of your Noble Phantasms like that?

Is it all right for a girl to touch a man's sword in public? I don't know.

[swordboning]

First off, they aren't mine. They're copies.

Secondly...

[Shrug and a smiling sigh. That annoying one.]

...with your attitude, maybe a lance would be far more suitable.

[codere]

Ah! Can you make a copy of the Barbed Spear that Pierces with Death?!

[ Her eyes light up with delight at the name. ] Please, oh please. Come on, I want to see it. Show your Master you can make any weapon!

[swordboning]

You're crazy.

[And it takes a few moment. Powerful Phantasms take a bit, which was why he loved his dual swords. They were simple to trace.

Once it was done, he tosses his Gay Bulge into the ground.]

That's the only request I'll do.

[codere]

Crazy?

[ Throwing both his wooden swords to the ground, she approaches it with her hands clasped in front of her chest. It's almost as if he warmed her heart with the gesture that pierced his own. ]

Ahh, it looks just like the real thing. This is great craftsmanship, Archer!

[swordboning]

I may be a hero without pride but I refuse to have anything but perfection.

[Don't get him started on weapons.]

[codere]

[ Are those tears in her eyes? She's just swelling up with pride at the sight of the weapon before her. ]

I kind of miss that idiot. It might have only been for a few weeks, but he was the closest thing to a friend I had until Hakuno.

[swordboning]

I don't miss him at all.

[The rudest.]