PHASE I [ 9 00 ] The peace of the morning in the Residential District shatters just as the wall caves through. It’s a small segment of wall -- no more than five feet across at most. And yet the crash and groan of the metal being stretched is ominously accompanied by the distinct piercing screech of metal and another sound. A raucous noise, a combination of ungodly wailing and sharp, victorious laughter spills forth from the hole left in the wall as a myriad of ghosts and spirits erupt from the newly created exit. Characters with any type of spiritual sense will find themselves nearly overwhelmed by the amount of negative ghostly energy that suddenly floods Cerealia and characters with no sense of preservation will find any attempt to enter the hole blocked by the fiercest of ghosts, met with deadly force if they try to pass, as the ghosts won’t hesitate to do things such as reach straight into your body to try to stop your heart.
These ghosts are out for blood, and they don’t seem to stop no matter how you try to talk to them -- they just hiss out, over and over again, “Murderersmurderersmurderers.” From there, the ghosts move on. Their true target, after all, is CERES… but to them, there’s no difference between the character players and CERES. They’ll go for whoever gets in their way, phasing through walls and becoming tangible long enough to reach for characters before fading away again. Characters with special abilities will find themselves in a similar state. Their abilities may increase and decrease in power sporadically, or be completely gone. They may attempt to cast a spell only to find that the wrong spell is cast instead, or an attempt at healing may end up a more dangerous spell. Be careful with your own magical skills!
Those with items or powers specifically intended to ward off spirits will still fulfill their intended purposes when used – unless malicious spiritual energy gets to them first.
PHASE II [ 14 00 ] It seems the ghosts have more tricks up their sleeves. It seems that a not-so-friendly ghost has decided to play a game with you. It doesn't matter where you are, or what you're doing, because a moment later a voice calls out -- Hey. Can you see me? -- and once you turn your head, you’ll come face to face with a surprise.
Who is it in this world (or your world, or any world) that you have managed to disappoint the most? A family member? A friend? Yourself? They face you now, eyes full of sadness, and they say, “I need you to do something for me.” Without another word, they’ll turn away and begin to walk. Your vision grows foggy, focused solely on the need to do whatever this person wants – they need you, after all. Your legs move to follow them, unless you manage to somehow resist. But you apparently don’t seem to notice that you’re the only one who can see this person – or that they’re leading you stray toward that monorail track with the sound of the train coming closer, or that busy intersection, or right off the sky bridge.
PHASE III [ 6 00 ] Other ghosts don’t feel like borrowing faces in order to inflict damage. No, they’ll inflict their damage on a far more personal level. They manifest suddenly and without warning – then all it takes is a simple touch. A ghostly hand reaches out to you and it feels like the cold wraps around your heart, and your vision skews, and then... they leave just as suddenly as they came.
Those who have been around for awhile may very well recognize the ghosts, at that.
But the damage has already been done. Depending on a character’s assigned sense, they will feel one of the following changes: Sight: Hopefully you aren’t in the habit of bending the truth. Dead men tell no tales, they say. But what happens to a living person unable to tell lies? Any attempt at telling any lie or falsehood will cause the character to feel as though their throat has closed off, and they can do nothing more than choke.
Smell: The cold passes, but in some way that it never really leaves. And then everything seems perfectly normal. Nothing has changed, right? You're fine -- except that in a short period of time with how crazy things are, it becomes apparent that you're unable to feel pain. The damage to your body is the same as ever, but dangerously, you can't feel a thing.
Taste: It would appear as though the ghosts have a sense of humor. From those who rest in eternal slumber, try a few days of being unable to sleep. Everything seems fine at first... but slowly but surely, that lack of sleep will start to take its toll.
Hearing: Most others would feel relief once the ghosts left, finally a moment of peace. But you? You don’t feel anything – nothing kind, anyway. Rather, you have been left unable to feel joy. Everything seems either bleak or as though it simply has no emotional impact at all.
Touch: How many deaths have been caused in the name of heroics? Apparently in an attempt to keep future casualties down (or perhaps for their own laughter), the ghosts have left you unable to be brave. Suddenly, a situation you'd face fearlessly is one that has sent you running, panic sharp in your chest.
These effects will last throughout the event, if a character is caught by them.
PHASE IV [ 10 00 ] While chaos erupts throughout the city, some of the more misguided ghosts (but still bloodthirsty, so very bloodthirsty) just happened to run into the wrong part of town and don’t know how to give a proper scaring. One ghost seems to think that it was a great idea to possess a masseusebot from the Spa. You’re grabbed suddenly! You fight for your life but can’t seem to get yourself out of its metal grip! With expert precision that only a robot can mange, it finds your pressure points – and releases all that tension from this Incredibly Bad Day. The ghost inside the robot is confused, distressed -- why is this human suddenly so relaxed? It only wants to murder. But the only illegal thing happening here is how good this massage makes you feel. Maybe later you’ll walk down the street and get stopped by the ghost that possessed a balloon dispenser. Perhaps a ghost has possessed the friendly McCERES mascot, and is now handing out coupons with murderous intent. And of course, there are always the hug bots...
Look, they tried really hard, okay.
Of course... they might end up possessing technology a little closer to home as well, at which point it's not so funny.
BONUS [ xx xx ] Hopefully you have friends who have ghost-fighting skills. Or ghost-taming skills. Or ghost-bellydancing skills, who knows, we won't judge them if you don't. But what of those poor people who come from worlds where the supernatural is some weird television show? Worry not, poor souls, for CERES is here to provide! Some time after the ruckus begins, characters will find what looks to be a hand-held vacuum cleaner situated innocuously in their rooms (only one per person, you greedy gus). The logo on the side will helpfully inform you that this is of CERES make, because the paper pamphlet beside your new device? Well, it's more like a picture book. Observe Stick-Man Sully as he uses his vacuum cleaner to capture ghosts! Learn from his stellar example! Do not stick the hose in your mouth or attempt to give the vacuum CPR, there's a big X over that picture. Also of the one where Stick-Man Sully sets his captive ghosts free once more, we don't want that, do we? Your new ghost vacuum should prove effective against any ghastly ghoul that shoots your way, but beware! Should you capture a ghost and not turn in your vacuum to CERES for weekly ghost disposal, your ghost will serenade you in the wee hours of the morning with its song of choice. If you capture a whole horde of ghosts, well, congratulations. You have a boy band living in your vacuum.
[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ] |
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[ It's like that movie, Inception— "you're waiting for a train", etc. etc. There's really nothing about Adolf that's anything like Leo DiCaprio in that role (except perhaps the fact that neither of them have any Oscars to their name, what a shame), save for the fact that it's the ghost of his wife that's leading him through sidestreets and winding over blurred pavement with a singular purpose: 'do this for me'.
It isn't bad, he thinks. The nausea that'd started ages ago is a lingering malaise, and it reminds him of when he was younger, of a decade of wanting to do what whales do. Sink somewhere out of sight. Slowly stop breathing.
The ghost of his wife— because it's a ghost, isn't it, if his world's really as gone as they say— turns on her heels and smiles at him, tips her head in that way he liked so much about her. He can feel the bile rising in his stomach, that sickness again.
He's going to throw up, Jesus.
"You don't have to come home anymore", she says. "So could you do this for me?"
It's a gesture towards the monorail tracks that greet him, and he doesn't feel strongly about it one way or the other; he loves her, doesn't he? And man, his head hurts.
So here's this infant of an adult, looking completely placid and neutral about stepping onto very dangerous territory and waiting, waiting for the train to get there.
At least he's not lying down, right. That'd be too cliche. ]
PHASE IV
[ Okay, man, that was melodramatic as shit, what even happened up there. Strike that off as "shit that Adolf will want to forget in 24 hours", and let's move on.
Here's Mr. Electric Eel at the local pharmacy, trying to find some headache medicine or something to keep his nausea down, because fuck, that's probably the reason for his Poor Life Decisions—
—except?? This drugstore is apparently haunted as fuck. The nearest bottle of hand sanitizer magically opens up somewhere behind him, and starts... floating towards him to make it rain sweet, sweet Purell on his head.
Apparently the aim here is to make him die of alcohol poisoning?? Does this ghost truly even know what it's doing, probably not.
But, covered in an avalanche of ethyl alcohol, Adolf blindly tries to swat whatever the fuck is attacking him away with one hand. He's never going to get the smell of hospital handwash out of his hair... ] Scheiße—
[ language, eelkun. ]
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[ All of that tl;dr later, here's a prompt where your character will find Adolf fumbling with the shitty vacuum cleaner he found conveniently placed in his house. Try to help him figure this out? Bust some ghosts together? Need someone to suck up whatever weird ghost dude is hanging around you? Let's go, let's do this.
Aka this is a wildcard, insert Ghostbusters theme here. ]
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[IT'S A BAD DAY WHEN TENKA IS THE ONE WITH SENSE BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE.
But there's this guy in a wheelchair that's now confused as shit with you, Adolf. How does it feel? This guy's clearly got his own set of problems and he's just like "ok but what's this fucker doing on the monorail tracks". That said, he's... now... going to be pushing his wheels real hard with his right arm to try to get onto the tracks himself.]
We gotta go! The train's gonna come in a second and you don't look like it's your destiny to be a pancake!
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But, in any event. Adolf is still standing there like a huge doofus, caught up in Sad Anime Feelings that vaguely subside when he hears a voice yelling at him from... only a few feet away. He seems to remember that yes, people outside of this illusion exist, so he turns his head just barely enough to catch Tenka out of the corner of his eye—
—and balks, because is that a guy in a wheelchair trying to get on some train tracks. ]
...What are you doing?!
[ this incredible hypocrisy. ]
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But with one last forceful SHOVE of his wheelchair, that sure is Tenka making it onto the traintracks and wheeling forward so that he's close enough to use his right arm to grab Adolf's arm, looking entirely unimpressed.]
I asked first?!
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Instead? Here's Oona turning the corner to see this ridiculousness and... promptly bursts out laughing. She doesn't even bother to attempt to be polite about it, throwing her head back and laughing loudly and brightly.
Which is fine and dandy, if rude, until the ghost apparently gets annoyed at what it assumes is Oona laughing at its poor haunting attempts, when it tosses the empty bottle at her head. It's a dead hit and she flops over with an indignant squawk, looking at Adolf with a betrayed expression.
Not that he did it, but still] Hey!
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Except Adolf can't even be too triumphant, drenched in hand sanitizer as he is. He can't even open his eyes right now to offer Oona a hand, because if this shit gets in his eyes, he's going to be blind for a full hour— please don't let anyone near him be smoking a cigarette right now, he'd probably go up in flames if they get too close. ]
Get out of— [ JESUS, IT'S IN HIS MOUTH... IT'S EVERYWHERE... ] —don't just— [ watch, OONA THERE'S A GHOST IN HERE. ]
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She tosses it at his head] It is only one ghost and there are many people to terrorize. 'Get out of here,' 'don't just watch'-- you are covered in hand things and look stupid, do not try to be cool!
[But her tone is nothing if not highly amused, like this situation is more funny than potentially dangerous.
...Probably because Oona isn't taking any of this seriously right no. All she's really seen are ghosts fucking up and making people miserable and she's kinda all about that life so long as it's not happening directly to her.]
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eating: my own screams
drinking: spit and tears
currently listening to: the dead and the sound of (not used) condoms flying at my head from the next aisle over help]
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLPPPPP! I DIDN'T GO FOR THE MAGNUM ONES!
Even though I should have....
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Except, the world doesn't work that way and Adolf is going to have to respond, between glue-glob droplets of hand sanitizer seeping into his clothes, to the plaintive call of a teenage boy being assaulted by phantom condoms.
Probably not the sort of thing the German government had in mind for their prized guinea pig. ]
Don't draw more attention to yourse— [ —lf, is what he'd append if he didn't feel the cold slide of sterilizing alcohol coming dangerously close to his mouth. Surgeon general's warning: for external use only.
He leaves a trail of slickness in his wake (appropriate, being that he's an eel) as he rounds the corner to Kaneda's aisle, expecting to be hit with a scene of carnage like no other. Don't disappoint him, kiddo. ]
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Yeah, no, the sight is just this clusterfuck of teenage boy running and screaming, from condoms that are flying, and some herpes cream that trundles along like someone's old childhood dog.
Kaneda gives one shriek and ducks behind Adolf-- maybe he doesn't recognize him, maybe he does, it doesn't matter. What matters is you are now a human shield, man. Enjoy!]
Get out of here, you fuckers! You aren't funny at all-- my dead illegitimate grandma could do that!
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But what she sees is a man getting assaulted by hand sanitizer and for the love of god will these ghosts give it a break?! Her frayed patience seems to have reached its snapping point, as a bolt of magical energy flies out from her left hand, blowing up the bottle in an explosion of alcohol. ]
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As someone who sympathizes, though, Adolf wishes that she could have resorted to, you know... less flammable courses of action, because ethyl alcohol burns. It's a mercy that he no longer has to worry about drowning in Purell (literally), but the suspicious smell of burning is. Distinctly Not Good.
Ah, is his shoulder on fire... what a good day, things just keep getting better. ] What— [ —the fuck, yeah, he's pretty sure she can finish this sentence for him. ]
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Stand still. [ Because right there at the entrance is a fire extinguisher. At least Cerealia keeps up with some health and safety standards.
Hopefully Adolf likes a jet of foam flying at his shoulder.
Because that's what he's getting. ]
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akane tries to get his attention, but it doesn't seem like just shouting his name from the waiting area of the rail station is working. so she runs to him and tackles??? (or tries to, anyway.) the giant man whom she considers a friend. at the very least, with her strength that can usually flip robots and giant men, she should be able to move him or at least wake him up from this delusion before the train comes.
have a tiny little girl screaming at you, adolf. ]
What was that all about?!
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He blinks back the fog out of his eyes, and then reaches out to brace himself with both hands on both of Akane's shoulders. As if he has to make sure she's solid. ]
—Tsunemori.
[ That's not an answer to her question, he realizes. But it's the only thing he can manage, before he adds: ] What are you doing here.
[ This is also a question he should be asking himself?? Good job fishcakes. ]
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[ that's not answering his question, either. looks like they're both having their own conversations right now.
akane's only grumpy because of the headache. she doesn't mean to lash out at adolf, though she believes that she has every right to scold him for what stupidity he just did. ]
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It's practically what Vietnam does when she sees him wander way too dangerously on the tracks and waiting for incoming death that she runs, lifts him up over her shoulder and runs back. He can protest all he wants (he's a little heavy) but it's the only way, and she drops him like a heap on the ground.
The shock of seeing him wander like that has not subsided, so she looks furious.]
What were you doing?
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Either way, this comes as a surprise to him. Her presence, his ongoing... existence. He has to blink Rosa out of his eyes (he misses her, despite everything, despite all that she does to make him hate being alive), and when the ghost is replaced with a familiar face, he finally finds it in himself to respond to Vietnam's anger. ]
—It was just something I saw.
[ Okay, that's not a real answer. Good job, eelkun. ]
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Although some of that includes Great Anger. Of which doesn't actually disappear because his answer just makes her more mad. She grabs him by the shoulders now?!]
Because of something you saw, you decided to stand on the tracks?! It was coming! [Well. It did take a while but now the rumbling is behind them which showed yes, if any of them noticed his disappearance later, he would be eel sushi by now. With the sauce.]
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[It's a sudden yet calm question, but that's what Alcor genuinely wants to know, seeing Adolf standing there (while he himself has probably seen better days). The train's still a while away, but that doesn't mean it's any less dangerous. If Adolf truly has a death wish, however...
(It's okay, eel-kun...you'll get your Oscars one day.)]
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(Though, logically speaking, that would be a weird thing for his subconscious to make him see.)
The question is, again, appropriately disjointed from what could be considered 'normal' in most situations, and adds to the general sense of confusion.
He frowns, under the heavy collar of his jacket. ]
Even if I do [ he finally manages ], it'd be meaningless, here.
[ that's not a yes or no, but it's close enough to A Truth for him. ]
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Which is totally why it's just blind luck that the tub of ointment Kaoru chucks at the floating bottle actually manages to hit, knocking it out of whatever ghostly hand is determined to Do Damage and sending it clattering across the floor. Even Kaoru looks surprised!]
This way!
[COME ALONG, FRIEND, time to get the hell out of this haunted store--]
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But okay, he should be ashamed of himself for slipping over hand sanitizer like this as he tries to follow Kaoru out of the door. He certainly isn't being fast or graceful, and even manages to knock down a whole row of questionable pink fluid that splashes all over his shoes... what if he'd gotten that all over Kaoru, what if.
The murderbuddy that's haunting this place certainly doesn't seem happy about not being able to murder, though. In its anger, it's possessed one of the robot nurses that've been scooting around the store, and is now...menacingly... approaching Kaoru with its cute, blank stare. ]
In front of you—!
[ ...actually, can this stupid robot actually even do any damage, it doesn't even have hands. ]
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Mr. Eelman!
[does she even know his name, oh well.... she reaches out to snag his arm and pulls with all the might of her ineffective noodle arms]
Hey, this is no place to hang out!
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...You're—
[ Wait, oh my god, did she really jump onto the tracks with him ]
What are you doing, don't— [ Don't jump on monorail tracks for semi-strangers, is what he'd say if he wasn't so busy trying to pull his favorite tiny superhero back up onto safe ground. The hypocrisy is intense. ]
crawls in here 9000 years later
shh.... dw about it at all!!