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[open] WHO LET THE DOG OUT
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flaredo & undaunts and YOU! (Tagging order will be You-Ruby-Yang!)
When: IC 5/1
Where: Everywheeeeeeeeere
What: In which a corgi rains terror over the populace
Rating/Warning: C for CORGIIIIIIII
[ So while you're walking about, enjoying or hating your day, you will encounter a dog. This dog will, as adorable corgis do, perform one of the following feats:
a.) Steal whatever you're holding for a game of Keep Away. Don't think that being tall will save you, he's got quite the spring in his hind legs.
b.) Drop whatever thing he's picked up (ball, wadded up paper, someone's high heel) and wait expectantly for you to play fetch with him.
c.) Bark. And roll over. This means love him.
d.) Trip you. It's probably unintentional.
Whatever he does, at least you'll hear two voices (familiar or not) clamoring in the distance for "Zweeeeeeeeeeeeeei!" and then Yang and Ruby will be heading in your direction at high speed.
Whatever you do, don't grab the dog and run. They may not know who you are, but they will find you. And they will kill you.
Or at least make you regret it. ]
flaredo & undaunts and YOU! (Tagging order will be You-Ruby-Yang!)When: IC 5/1
Where: Everywheeeeeeeeere
What: In which a corgi rains terror over the populace
Rating/Warning: C for CORGIIIIIIII
[ So while you're walking about, enjoying or hating your day, you will encounter a dog. This dog will, as adorable corgis do, perform one of the following feats:
a.) Steal whatever you're holding for a game of Keep Away. Don't think that being tall will save you, he's got quite the spring in his hind legs.
b.) Drop whatever thing he's picked up (ball, wadded up paper, someone's high heel) and wait expectantly for you to play fetch with him.
c.) Bark. And roll over. This means love him.
d.) Trip you. It's probably unintentional.
Whatever he does, at least you'll hear two voices (familiar or not) clamoring in the distance for "Zweeeeeeeeeeeeeei!" and then Yang and Ruby will be heading in your direction at high speed.
Whatever you do, don't grab the dog and run. They may not know who you are, but they will find you. And they will kill you.
Or at least make you regret it. ]
c!!
[So when a boowolf pup with the tiniest legs trots up to him, barks, and rolls over for love, Chibi immediately breaks into a grin.]
Aah, so you want attention, don't you? [Who wouldn't give this furry little thing attention?? He kneels down to scratch the little guy's belly with both hands, growling back at him playfully...]
[Only to hear Ruby's voice, as well as her sister's (Yang, was that the name?), calling after him. Chibi doesn't get up, nor does he stop petting the corgi; he just looks up and says:] Ah, is he your companion?
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Ruby, for her part, relaxes when she realizes that it's Chibi--Zwei found a good friend, this time.]
Chibi, hey! [She trots the last few paces, crouching next to him.]
Yep, this is Zwei; he's our dog from home!
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[Meanwhile, he doesn't stop petting the dog, and in fact addresses him directly:] Yes, hello...! [Then back to Ruby and Yang:] Did he come with you when you came, or did you have to request his presence specifically?
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[And then, because Ruby can't resist the lure of being a little shit sibling--]
Because he likes me better.
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He came with you because you were the one who needed the babysitter.