[open] WHO LET THE DOG OUT

[flaredo]

Who: flaredo & undaunts and YOU! (Tagging order will be You-Ruby-Yang!)
When: IC 5/1
Where: Everywheeeeeeeeere
What: In which a corgi rains terror over the populace
Rating/Warning: C for CORGIIIIIIII

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[ So while you're walking about, enjoying or hating your day, you will encounter a dog. This dog will, as adorable corgis do, perform one of the following feats:

a.) Steal whatever you're holding for a game of Keep Away. Don't think that being tall will save you, he's got quite the spring in his hind legs.

b.) Drop whatever thing he's picked up (ball, wadded up paper, someone's high heel) and wait expectantly for you to play fetch with him.

c.) Bark. And roll over. This means love him.

d.) Trip you. It's probably unintentional.

Whatever he does, at least you'll hear two voices (familiar or not) clamoring in the distance for "Zweeeeeeeeeeeeeei!" and then Yang and Ruby will be heading in your direction at high speed.

Whatever you do, don't grab the dog and run. They may not know who you are, but they will find you. And they will kill you.

Or at least make you regret it. ]

Comments

[undaunts]

Well, we were going for a walk, but then he saw a CYbuddy shaped like a squirrel and then he ran off to chase it and we tried to follow him but then he got on the train--

[It's been an adventure.]

[flaredo]

Long story short, we lost him.

[ IT'S BEEN AN ADVENTURE. ]

[beaconed]

Hey, it's okay, I... lost Pyrrha and my CyBuddies on the first week we got them. I was freaking out the whole time trying to find them, but Pyrrha already had them by the time I worked up the nerve to tell her. [ Wait, what was the point of this story other than make him miss her?? Oh yeah-- ]

I guess pets just find their own way back! Or... pee on others until they're found... what a horrible metaphor...

[undaunts]

[......]

Jaune, that's so gross.

[Just saying.]

[flaredo]

You probably just remind him of a tree.

[ They love you, really. ]

[beaconed]

Trees have feelings, too!

[ It's ok. He knows. ]

[undaunts]

...But they're plants.

[NO THEY DON'T???]

[flaredo]

Wow, Ruby, you're gonna make 'em leaf and go home.

[ YANG STOP. ]

[beaconed]

[ oh my god yang, normally he likes the puns, but that... ]

W-Wow. [ Quietly, in Ruby's direction: ] This... This is why your dog wants to run away.

[undaunts]

[......... Yeah, Ruby's wincing and murmuring back:]

I know, it's pretty bad. I can't even blame him.

[flaredo]

... I can hear the both of you, you know.

[beaconed]

Ah--!! [ crap! ]

Yeah!

[ Jaune switches over to Yang's side, chastising Ruby and Zwei with the same glare. ]

How could you, guys?! This is Yang - Beacon's funniest! C'mon! I-I'm sorry, Yang, they just don't get you, y'know?

[undaunts]

[... ?????]

But Yang's puns are awful.

[Ruby doesn't get the defection... but then again, Ruby's possibly one of few people who isn't afraid of Yang by merit of growing up with her.]

[flaredo]

... Ruuuuuby...

[ You're spared for now, Jaune. Her sister, however? THE HEADLOCK. ]

[beaconed]

[ WHOOPS. Jaune starts slowly backing away, mouthing "I'm sorryyy" to Ruby. He already tried fighting Yang last week, this isn't worth owing her another milkshake.

...Which is a moot point because he already realizes that he owes Ruby one now. ]

[undaunts]

[AGHHHH]

Yang, ack--! Yang, wait!

[she sees Jaune sneaking away, and so dramatically:]

Jaune, save yourseeeelf!

[May have ruined it for him there, Ruby.]

[flaredo]

Hold it--!

[ IS SHE GUNNING FOR JAUNE, DRAGGING RUBY WITH HER...

Yes. ]