[open] WHO LET THE DOG OUT
Who:
flaredo &
undaunts and YOU! (Tagging order will be You-Ruby-Yang!)
When: IC 5/1
Where: Everywheeeeeeeeere
What: In which a corgi rains terror over the populace
Rating/Warning: C for CORGIIIIIIII
[ So while you're walking about, enjoying or hating your day, you will encounter a dog. This dog will, as adorable corgis do, perform one of the following feats:
a.) Steal whatever you're holding for a game of Keep Away. Don't think that being tall will save you, he's got quite the spring in his hind legs.
b.) Drop whatever thing he's picked up (ball, wadded up paper, someone's high heel) and wait expectantly for you to play fetch with him.
c.) Bark. And roll over. This means love him.
d.) Trip you. It's probably unintentional.
Whatever he does, at least you'll hear two voices (familiar or not) clamoring in the distance for "Zweeeeeeeeeeeeeei!" and then Yang and Ruby will be heading in your direction at high speed.
Whatever you do, don't grab the dog and run. They may not know who you are, but they will find you. And they will kill you.
Or at least make you regret it. ]
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When: IC 5/1
Where: Everywheeeeeeeeere
What: In which a corgi rains terror over the populace
Rating/Warning: C for CORGIIIIIIII
[ So while you're walking about, enjoying or hating your day, you will encounter a dog. This dog will, as adorable corgis do, perform one of the following feats:
a.) Steal whatever you're holding for a game of Keep Away. Don't think that being tall will save you, he's got quite the spring in his hind legs.
b.) Drop whatever thing he's picked up (ball, wadded up paper, someone's high heel) and wait expectantly for you to play fetch with him.
c.) Bark. And roll over. This means love him.
d.) Trip you. It's probably unintentional.
Whatever he does, at least you'll hear two voices (familiar or not) clamoring in the distance for "Zweeeeeeeeeeeeeei!" and then Yang and Ruby will be heading in your direction at high speed.
Whatever you do, don't grab the dog and run. They may not know who you are, but they will find you. And they will kill you.
Or at least make you regret it. ]
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Yep! That's Keimi, I helped her make her weapon, since she needed to have something to defend herself! [Of course you did, Ruby.]
And this is Yang, my big sister! And that's Zwei. He's our dog from home.
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[She grins excitedly. Meeting family is fun!]
Your sister is amazing. I never knew weapons could work like what she showed me.
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Ruby's just shuffling awkwardly at that, embarrassed and pleased in equal measure.]
Hehhh...
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[ SHE KNOWS... but also secretly proud, but pffft. ]
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[Sorry to ruin your dreams.]
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[SHE DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS]
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[AUGH]
Why!
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[ This troll. ]
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It's so neat that you two get along so well. Sisters really are close, huh?
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Yeah, something like that. I guess... we've always been pretty close, right?
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[ And she is okay with this. ]
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[Ruby's just tilting her head at Keimi here, thoughtful.]
You must've had some family, right?
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[Surely they existed, because how else is she here? But she doesn't know who they were or what they looked like.]
I've pretty much always been by myself.
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[She's wincing. She really hadn't meant to make Keimi sad, after all....]
... But... you don't have to be alone now, right? I mean--we're all here!
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[Even if it does bug her sometimes, but she's lived her whole life well enough so far.]
Mn, but you're both right. I'm just happy that I've gotten to make such great friends here.
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And we're friends! So of course I'm here to cheer you up whenever I can!
[Simple, basic Ruby Logic...but it works for her.]
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