[open] WHO LET THE DOG OUT
Who:
flaredo &
undaunts and YOU! (Tagging order will be You-Ruby-Yang!)
When: IC 5/1
Where: Everywheeeeeeeeere
What: In which a corgi rains terror over the populace
Rating/Warning: C for CORGIIIIIIII
[ So while you're walking about, enjoying or hating your day, you will encounter a dog. This dog will, as adorable corgis do, perform one of the following feats:
a.) Steal whatever you're holding for a game of Keep Away. Don't think that being tall will save you, he's got quite the spring in his hind legs.
b.) Drop whatever thing he's picked up (ball, wadded up paper, someone's high heel) and wait expectantly for you to play fetch with him.
c.) Bark. And roll over. This means love him.
d.) Trip you. It's probably unintentional.
Whatever he does, at least you'll hear two voices (familiar or not) clamoring in the distance for "Zweeeeeeeeeeeeeei!" and then Yang and Ruby will be heading in your direction at high speed.
Whatever you do, don't grab the dog and run. They may not know who you are, but they will find you. And they will kill you.
Or at least make you regret it. ]
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When: IC 5/1
Where: Everywheeeeeeeeere
What: In which a corgi rains terror over the populace
Rating/Warning: C for CORGIIIIIIII
[ So while you're walking about, enjoying or hating your day, you will encounter a dog. This dog will, as adorable corgis do, perform one of the following feats:
a.) Steal whatever you're holding for a game of Keep Away. Don't think that being tall will save you, he's got quite the spring in his hind legs.
b.) Drop whatever thing he's picked up (ball, wadded up paper, someone's high heel) and wait expectantly for you to play fetch with him.
c.) Bark. And roll over. This means love him.
d.) Trip you. It's probably unintentional.
Whatever he does, at least you'll hear two voices (familiar or not) clamoring in the distance for "Zweeeeeeeeeeeeeei!" and then Yang and Ruby will be heading in your direction at high speed.
Whatever you do, don't grab the dog and run. They may not know who you are, but they will find you. And they will kill you.
Or at least make you regret it. ]
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[ Which isn't wrong, really. ]
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Oh! I didn't realize you could bring animals from home. That's interesting.
[a short pause.]
You two must be sisters, then.
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[That's said so casually, even as she shrugs. They've dealt with worse than fangs in their time.]
That's right! Yang's my big sister--oh, and I'm Ruby. Ruby Rose! It's nice to meet you, miss.
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The pets tagging along with you is kind of a gamble, though. You never know if they will or not.
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[reaching down to pick zwei up.]
Here you are. I'm certain you wouldn't want him to run away again, after all.
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[Ruby just accepts Zwei into her arms, giggling as he licks her face, and then turns her attention back to their new friend.]
Adelina... nice to meet you! Have you been here very long?
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[ Nah, that can't be it. ]
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How long have the two of you been here?
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[This is a terrible place to be welcomed to, Ruby.]
It's been uh...a lot of months for me. But it's been even longer for Yang!
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[ Somehow she's managed. ]