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[open] WHO LET THE DOG OUT
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flaredo & undaunts and YOU! (Tagging order will be You-Ruby-Yang!)
When: IC 5/1
Where: Everywheeeeeeeeere
What: In which a corgi rains terror over the populace
Rating/Warning: C for CORGIIIIIIII
[ So while you're walking about, enjoying or hating your day, you will encounter a dog. This dog will, as adorable corgis do, perform one of the following feats:
a.) Steal whatever you're holding for a game of Keep Away. Don't think that being tall will save you, he's got quite the spring in his hind legs.
b.) Drop whatever thing he's picked up (ball, wadded up paper, someone's high heel) and wait expectantly for you to play fetch with him.
c.) Bark. And roll over. This means love him.
d.) Trip you. It's probably unintentional.
Whatever he does, at least you'll hear two voices (familiar or not) clamoring in the distance for "Zweeeeeeeeeeeeeei!" and then Yang and Ruby will be heading in your direction at high speed.
Whatever you do, don't grab the dog and run. They may not know who you are, but they will find you. And they will kill you.
Or at least make you regret it. ]
flaredo & undaunts and YOU! (Tagging order will be You-Ruby-Yang!)When: IC 5/1
Where: Everywheeeeeeeeere
What: In which a corgi rains terror over the populace
Rating/Warning: C for CORGIIIIIIII
[ So while you're walking about, enjoying or hating your day, you will encounter a dog. This dog will, as adorable corgis do, perform one of the following feats:
a.) Steal whatever you're holding for a game of Keep Away. Don't think that being tall will save you, he's got quite the spring in his hind legs.
b.) Drop whatever thing he's picked up (ball, wadded up paper, someone's high heel) and wait expectantly for you to play fetch with him.
c.) Bark. And roll over. This means love him.
d.) Trip you. It's probably unintentional.
Whatever he does, at least you'll hear two voices (familiar or not) clamoring in the distance for "Zweeeeeeeeeeeeeei!" and then Yang and Ruby will be heading in your direction at high speed.
Whatever you do, don't grab the dog and run. They may not know who you are, but they will find you. And they will kill you.
Or at least make you regret it. ]
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Time out! Time out!!
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He's actually trying to get up when Ruby karate chops him on the head, and he looks even more irritated by that.]
Why'd you hit me?! I was minding my own business!
[For once.]
It just darted out in front of me!
[His arms are crossed now...how dare, Ruby.]
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Ghk...!
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[ And then she'll let Ruby go. ]
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But okay, he does, and he brushes himself off and he huffs quietly before speaking again:]
Don't karate-chop for no reason anymore, okay?
[This is his priority, clearly...]
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[It's just a sulky mutter.]
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[ Just to calm Ruby down. ]
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Why would I pick on your dog? I was just walking and it darted out in front of me!
[Okay, he might sound huffy again, but it doesn't take him much.]
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But you were yelling! And yelling is mean, and I was worried, and Zwei's so cute, how can you yell at him?
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Yelling isn't mean! At least not when I yell!
[That doesn't make any sense. And he's definitely not moving on right now, Yang. Sorry again.]
He tripped me -- that isn't cute!
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[Yeah it doesn't make sense at all.]
What do you mean yelling isn't mean when you yell?
[At least she's...successfully been distracted?]
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Whoa--!!
[He won't shut up, but he'll back up a little bit.]
What's up with your eyes??
[How did her eyes suddenly turn red like that IS SHE A VAMPIRE]
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[Ruby seems supremely unconcerned by this.]
Uh... I'd probably shut up a little though. Since. Yang.
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[ Her hair might also be vaguely smoldering. It's fine. ]
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He's staring at her like she's an alien or something.
But then he's going to lean over to Ruby, because she seems like the Least Scary one at the moment.]
What's going on with her...?
[He sounds kind of quiet, almost like he's trying to shut up but he's physically incapable of it.]
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[Does that...explain things... hopefully, because Ruby's not gonna be able to offer up much more than that.]
It's okay, Yang! I think we're moving on now. Lots of moving on. Tooootally moving on.
[IT'S...COOL.]
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[ YES, STRANGER, HAVE YOU DECIDED TO MOVE ON? ]
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Yeah, sure. Whatever she said.
[And he's pointing over towards Ruby to illustrate.]
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Right!! Okay. Now that there's no danger of punching--
What's your name, mister?
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Oh, uh, my name's Yuichiro.
[He's still keeping an eye on Yang...
He'll give them an uneasy smile, though!]
Or you can call me Yuu. That's what most people call me!
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[It's okay.... it's okay, Yang...]
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What she said.
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