[open] WHO LET THE DOG OUT

[flaredo]

Who: flaredo & undaunts and YOU! (Tagging order will be You-Ruby-Yang!)
When: IC 5/1
Where: Everywheeeeeeeeere
What: In which a corgi rains terror over the populace
Rating/Warning: C for CORGIIIIIIII

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[ So while you're walking about, enjoying or hating your day, you will encounter a dog. This dog will, as adorable corgis do, perform one of the following feats:

a.) Steal whatever you're holding for a game of Keep Away. Don't think that being tall will save you, he's got quite the spring in his hind legs.

b.) Drop whatever thing he's picked up (ball, wadded up paper, someone's high heel) and wait expectantly for you to play fetch with him.

c.) Bark. And roll over. This means love him.

d.) Trip you. It's probably unintentional.

Whatever he does, at least you'll hear two voices (familiar or not) clamoring in the distance for "Zweeeeeeeeeeeeeei!" and then Yang and Ruby will be heading in your direction at high speed.

Whatever you do, don't grab the dog and run. They may not know who you are, but they will find you. And they will kill you.

Or at least make you regret it. ]

Comments

[undaunts]

But I feel kinda bad... it's like Zwei made your job harder or something.

[Which is...exactly what he did, thanks, Ruby.]

[flaredo]

He kinda did. But we can't dwell in the past!

[ Yang, it was two minutes ago. ]

[cryptologic]

If it makes you feel any better, most of the time I get in the way of doing my own job anyway, so...I guess your dog saved me the trouble this time?

[ Something like that. ]

[undaunts]

... Dipper, that's just really sad when you put it that way.

[flaredo]

Do you need help, or...? I mean for other times?

[cryptologic]

I don't think so? It's fine. I just need to not try to deliver pineapples on a bicycle again.

[ He bites off more than he can chew, sometimes. ]

[undaunts]

[.......]

How many pineapples, exactly?

[flaredo]

... Did you crash or something?

[cryptologic]

...Uh, well, crashing was...a part of it...

[undaunts]

... It gets worse?

[Why do you almost sound excited, Ruby]

[flaredo]

Ruby, you're supposed to sound worried.

[cryptologic]

[ It's okay, Yang, Dipper's tales of woe are pretty entertaining... ]

See, I kind of...stole this shopping cart full of pineapples from the grocery.

...It seemed like a good idea at the time.

[undaunts]

But it's kind of funny.

[Yeah.]

... Dipper, stealing is bad!

[No shit, Ruby.]

[flaredo]

Dipper...

[ DON'T STEAL... ]

[cryptologic]

I know! Like I said, it seemed like a good idea at the time!

[undaunts]

But if you steal things you might get arrested! And then we'd have to visit you in jail, and we couldn't bring Zwei, and there would be no Nice Things.

[flaredo]

Not to mention? Jail food actually isn't edible, I'm pretty sure.

[ So yeah. ]

[cryptologic]

Does Cerealia even have a jail? [ Okay, that's not the important thing here. ] Look - it's not like I'm planning on doing it again!

[undaunts]

Pretty sure.

[So don't get arrested.]

... So why'd you do it in the first place?

[flaredo]

Yeah, what was it about pineapples? Don't those hurt your mouth?

[cryptologic]

Someone ordered some and I had to pick them up from the grocery store for delivery. At first it was just about borrowing the cart to deliver them, but...

It kinda snowballed from there.

[undaunts]

... And then you stole a bunch of pineapples and a shopping cart.

[Does this......... make sense......]

[flaredo]

So you... just forgot to pay for the pineapples, or--

[cryptologic]

Well...not exactly. I was kind of...encouraged into it.

[undaunts]

... Was someone a Bad Influence, Dipper...?

Don't listen to strangers!! And don't do drugs! [ruby why]