[open] WHO LET THE DOG OUT

[flaredo]

Who: flaredo & undaunts and YOU! (Tagging order will be You-Ruby-Yang!)
When: IC 5/1
Where: Everywheeeeeeeeere
What: In which a corgi rains terror over the populace
Rating/Warning: C for CORGIIIIIIII

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[ So while you're walking about, enjoying or hating your day, you will encounter a dog. This dog will, as adorable corgis do, perform one of the following feats:

a.) Steal whatever you're holding for a game of Keep Away. Don't think that being tall will save you, he's got quite the spring in his hind legs.

b.) Drop whatever thing he's picked up (ball, wadded up paper, someone's high heel) and wait expectantly for you to play fetch with him.

c.) Bark. And roll over. This means love him.

d.) Trip you. It's probably unintentional.

Whatever he does, at least you'll hear two voices (familiar or not) clamoring in the distance for "Zweeeeeeeeeeeeeei!" and then Yang and Ruby will be heading in your direction at high speed.

Whatever you do, don't grab the dog and run. They may not know who you are, but they will find you. And they will kill you.

Or at least make you regret it. ]

Comments

[flaredo]

And we're hungry! So why not just do it all at once?

[ It makes sense. ]

[scenting]

[ she can't argue with that logic despite the GREAT NEED to do so. so she just. groans and nods. ]

Alright, alright. You have a point. I'll go get food with you guys. Uh.

[ okay be polite, malia. to ruby: ]

I saw you in the jungle but I don't remember your name. [ and to yang: ] I don't know you either. [ and back to both! ] I'm Malia.

[undaunts]

I'm Ruby! Nice to meetcha, Malia.

You tossed that bird really hard when we met, it was pretty cool.

[Awkward....friendship???]

[flaredo]

I'm Yang, and-- bird?

[ What?? ]

[scenting]

We met in the jungle and I threw a bird. Then stuff happened and I left.

[ casually shrugs??? malia's so mean whoops.

but okay yeah, she's going to just follow them along then if they're going somewhere, for all her complaining. ]

Can we get something with meat?

[undaunts]

[So so mean.]

What kind of meat? Like... hamburgers? Or hot dogs or--

[Ruby will eat meat.]

[flaredo]

I could go for a hot dog. Or maybe both?

[ Yang will also eat meat. ]

[scenting]

[ malia just pauses here and is trying super hard to be unfriendly but...!

but they're being too casual for her to keep it up so she just nods in sureness and goes -- ]

Both. With lots of cheese, yeah.

[ you got her on the meat. ]