[open] WHO LET THE DOG OUT

[flaredo]

Who: flaredo & undaunts and YOU! (Tagging order will be You-Ruby-Yang!)
When: IC 5/1
Where: Everywheeeeeeeeere
What: In which a corgi rains terror over the populace
Rating/Warning: C for CORGIIIIIIII

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[ So while you're walking about, enjoying or hating your day, you will encounter a dog. This dog will, as adorable corgis do, perform one of the following feats:

a.) Steal whatever you're holding for a game of Keep Away. Don't think that being tall will save you, he's got quite the spring in his hind legs.

b.) Drop whatever thing he's picked up (ball, wadded up paper, someone's high heel) and wait expectantly for you to play fetch with him.

c.) Bark. And roll over. This means love him.

d.) Trip you. It's probably unintentional.

Whatever he does, at least you'll hear two voices (familiar or not) clamoring in the distance for "Zweeeeeeeeeeeeeei!" and then Yang and Ruby will be heading in your direction at high speed.

Whatever you do, don't grab the dog and run. They may not know who you are, but they will find you. And they will kill you.

Or at least make you regret it. ]

Comments

[patrimony]

O-Oh, no. Did I seem that way? My apologies. I was in thought, nothing more than that.

[undaunts]

Are you sure? I mean... if you just need some company, you can hang out with us!

[A beat.]

I mean.

If you want to.

[flaredo]

Yeah! We're great company!

[ And so modest. ]

[patrimony]

If you are truly alright with that, I would be pleased to join the two of you for a little while.

[ It's always refreshing to talk to new people, and she's done with what she needs to do for the day. ]

[undaunts]

Okay! Then leeeet's... do something fun!

[Like what, Ruby.]

Um. What should we do?

[flaredo]

Lunch. [ Firmly. ] We should lunch.

[patrimony]

Lunch sounds like a splendid idea. Is there perhaps a place to eat that the two of you prefer?

[undaunts]

I like everything... but can we go to a place that has dessert?

[#priorities, a book by Ruby Rose.]

[flaredo]

I think that's most places, Ruby... what about a bakery-cafe?

[patrimony]

That does sound like the wise decision.

[ that way, anyone can get whatever they want in the same place. ]

[undaunts]

Bakery-cafe, yeah!

[Perfect.]

Then we can get sandwiches and sweets... and cocoa!

[flaredo]

Then onwards! To glory!!

[ And lunch. ]

[patrimony]

T... To glory?

[ ????? ]

[undaunts]

And victory! And tasty things!

[Sorry, Alisha, you're now in the company of the hyperactive sort of teenage girl.]

[flaredo]

Right, that.

[ AND THUS BEGAN THE JOURNEY OF THREE TEENAGE GIRLS ON A QUEST FOR SUSTENANCE. ]