[open] WHO LET THE DOG OUT
Who:
flaredo &
undaunts and YOU! (Tagging order will be You-Ruby-Yang!)
When: IC 5/1
Where: Everywheeeeeeeeere
What: In which a corgi rains terror over the populace
Rating/Warning: C for CORGIIIIIIII
[ So while you're walking about, enjoying or hating your day, you will encounter a dog. This dog will, as adorable corgis do, perform one of the following feats:
a.) Steal whatever you're holding for a game of Keep Away. Don't think that being tall will save you, he's got quite the spring in his hind legs.
b.) Drop whatever thing he's picked up (ball, wadded up paper, someone's high heel) and wait expectantly for you to play fetch with him.
c.) Bark. And roll over. This means love him.
d.) Trip you. It's probably unintentional.
Whatever he does, at least you'll hear two voices (familiar or not) clamoring in the distance for "Zweeeeeeeeeeeeeei!" and then Yang and Ruby will be heading in your direction at high speed.
Whatever you do, don't grab the dog and run. They may not know who you are, but they will find you. And they will kill you.
Or at least make you regret it. ]
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When: IC 5/1
Where: Everywheeeeeeeeere
What: In which a corgi rains terror over the populace
Rating/Warning: C for CORGIIIIIIII
[ So while you're walking about, enjoying or hating your day, you will encounter a dog. This dog will, as adorable corgis do, perform one of the following feats:
a.) Steal whatever you're holding for a game of Keep Away. Don't think that being tall will save you, he's got quite the spring in his hind legs.
b.) Drop whatever thing he's picked up (ball, wadded up paper, someone's high heel) and wait expectantly for you to play fetch with him.
c.) Bark. And roll over. This means love him.
d.) Trip you. It's probably unintentional.
Whatever he does, at least you'll hear two voices (familiar or not) clamoring in the distance for "Zweeeeeeeeeeeeeei!" and then Yang and Ruby will be heading in your direction at high speed.
Whatever you do, don't grab the dog and run. They may not know who you are, but they will find you. And they will kill you.
Or at least make you regret it. ]
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[SO FIERCELY.]
They're like...torture devices! On feet! Women torture devices!
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[ Maybe. ]
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[Poor, poor Ruby, missing out on so much...]
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I just don't like them! I like being able to run and fight and I can do that in my boots!
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[ So there. ]
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[This isn't a challenge BUT KASHUU IS MAKING IT ONE.]
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[just go for it, Kashuu]
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Are you suuure? I mean, a challenge is a challenge, right? I kinda got the feeling you'd be someone who'd rise up to 'em, but I mean, I don't even know your name so... [Trailing off with a shrug! Guess he's wrong about that!!]
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I'm Ruby and I can do any challenges! [RUDE]
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Ruby! Nice to meet you; I'm Kashuu Kiyomitsu. [A bright smile!!] So you're Yang's sister, yeah?
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[It's pretty awesome.]
Nice to meet you, Kashuu! Are you one of Yang's friends? [Is Yang going to ditch her for you?]
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[ Worry not, sis, she'll still hang with you. ]
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Mmhm! [Lord, but does he ever beam at that... "Best sword ever"?? This is why Yang is the best partner ever, honestly.] Yang's been great to me since day one. Wouldn't trade her for the world!
Anyway, it's super nice to meet you, too. I'll look forward to working with you in the future, 'kay? [The future which only holds HEELS FOR RUBY.]
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[ruby's so proud... look yang, new friends.]