[open] WHO LET THE DOG OUT

[flaredo]

Who: flaredo & undaunts and YOU! (Tagging order will be You-Ruby-Yang!)
When: IC 5/1
Where: Everywheeeeeeeeere
What: In which a corgi rains terror over the populace
Rating/Warning: C for CORGIIIIIIII

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[ So while you're walking about, enjoying or hating your day, you will encounter a dog. This dog will, as adorable corgis do, perform one of the following feats:

a.) Steal whatever you're holding for a game of Keep Away. Don't think that being tall will save you, he's got quite the spring in his hind legs.

b.) Drop whatever thing he's picked up (ball, wadded up paper, someone's high heel) and wait expectantly for you to play fetch with him.

c.) Bark. And roll over. This means love him.

d.) Trip you. It's probably unintentional.

Whatever he does, at least you'll hear two voices (familiar or not) clamoring in the distance for "Zweeeeeeeeeeeeeei!" and then Yang and Ruby will be heading in your direction at high speed.

Whatever you do, don't grab the dog and run. They may not know who you are, but they will find you. And they will kill you.

Or at least make you regret it. ]

Comments

[undaunts]

[Ruby will totally take the dog, she loves the dog.]

Yes! Yeaaaaah! Yesssss!

[Okay, Ruby.]

We're ready whenever too, Hiro, so... maybe like--nowish? Before Cerealia goes all crazy again, I mean.

[flaredo]

... Wait, what thing again? [ What?? ]

[zerotohiro]

[He cuts a look at Ruby with a short little smile.] Think we should tell her? Tadashi kinda already knows.

[undaunts]

Yeah! We thought we should do a tag-team practice fight...thing...in ViViD! It'd be fun, and we have four people, so it could be two on two!

[Casually pressganging the older siblings into this.]

[flaredo]

... I see. Were you gonna split up the olders and the youngers?

[zerotohiro]

Well it makes more sense to even the odds if me and Ruby are a team and you and Tadashi are a team. You're probably strong enough for the both of you anyway. [Ah, yes, buttering up Yang in hopes to win points.] Plus Ruby and I make a good team anyway, right?

[undaunts]

Right!

[Ruby is entirely unsurprised that Yang caught on to the plan immediately.

So she elbows her.]

This was the plan before everything...happened... just so you know!

[flaredo]

Uh-huh. [ wryly: ] Okay, fine. I'll lend Tadashi a hand.

[ No mercy. ]

[zerotohiro]

I'll talk to him when I get home tonight and we'll figure out a day then. [He grins, excited about the idea now.] ...I should probably get back to work though. Try not to lose Zwei again today, okay?

[undaunts]

Heh, okay!

[Wow, suddenly Ruby's in a way better mood than she has been. Can't imagine why.]

Have a good time at work, Hiro! We'll keep an eye on Zwei on our end.

[flaredo]

Don't be too bored without us!

[ You two... ]