[open] WHO LET THE DOG OUT

[flaredo]

Who: flaredo & undaunts and YOU! (Tagging order will be You-Ruby-Yang!)
When: IC 5/1
Where: Everywheeeeeeeeere
What: In which a corgi rains terror over the populace
Rating/Warning: C for CORGIIIIIIII

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[ So while you're walking about, enjoying or hating your day, you will encounter a dog. This dog will, as adorable corgis do, perform one of the following feats:

a.) Steal whatever you're holding for a game of Keep Away. Don't think that being tall will save you, he's got quite the spring in his hind legs.

b.) Drop whatever thing he's picked up (ball, wadded up paper, someone's high heel) and wait expectantly for you to play fetch with him.

c.) Bark. And roll over. This means love him.

d.) Trip you. It's probably unintentional.

Whatever he does, at least you'll hear two voices (familiar or not) clamoring in the distance for "Zweeeeeeeeeeeeeei!" and then Yang and Ruby will be heading in your direction at high speed.

Whatever you do, don't grab the dog and run. They may not know who you are, but they will find you. And they will kill you.

Or at least make you regret it. ]

Comments

[flaredo]

You definitely act suspicious more than you should.

[swordboning]

I'm hurt, really. My feelings are destroyed. I should just go ahead and be someone that's evil, at this rate.

[He sounds so deadpan that he can't be serious.]

[undaunts]

Well, that's silly.

[At least that was so deadpan that even Ruby caught it.]

You're not evil at all. You're too... hero-y for that. Brooding hero-y.

[flaredo]

Yeah, evil's usually more dynamic.

[ They love you. ]

[swordboning]

...if you want your dog back, you'll have to refrain from calling me a hero in the future. Otherwise, you may as well say your goodbyes.

[Trigger Warning: Heroes]

[undaunts]

... Huh? How come?

[???? HEROES ARE THE COOLEST, ARCHER.]

[flaredo]

Yeah? Also, Zwei could take you.

[swordboning]

What he can or can't do isn't my concern. Just don't call me a hero.

[So...harsh. With no explanation either.]

[undaunts]

.... So how do you feel about hero sandwiches.

[Asking for science.]

[flaredo]

......

[ RUBY... ]

[swordboning]

Just take your dog and go.

[In a way, it's not hard to make Archer mad but only certain things make him want to visibly show the fact that he's mad.]

[undaunts]

[:'(]

It's just a sandwich.... but okay, c'mon, Zwei. Archer doesn't like heroes, so we've gotta go.