[open] WHO LET THE DOG OUT
Who:
flaredo &
undaunts and YOU! (Tagging order will be You-Ruby-Yang!)
When: IC 5/1
Where: Everywheeeeeeeeere
What: In which a corgi rains terror over the populace
Rating/Warning: C for CORGIIIIIIII
[ So while you're walking about, enjoying or hating your day, you will encounter a dog. This dog will, as adorable corgis do, perform one of the following feats:
a.) Steal whatever you're holding for a game of Keep Away. Don't think that being tall will save you, he's got quite the spring in his hind legs.
b.) Drop whatever thing he's picked up (ball, wadded up paper, someone's high heel) and wait expectantly for you to play fetch with him.
c.) Bark. And roll over. This means love him.
d.) Trip you. It's probably unintentional.
Whatever he does, at least you'll hear two voices (familiar or not) clamoring in the distance for "Zweeeeeeeeeeeeeei!" and then Yang and Ruby will be heading in your direction at high speed.
Whatever you do, don't grab the dog and run. They may not know who you are, but they will find you. And they will kill you.
Or at least make you regret it. ]
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When: IC 5/1
Where: Everywheeeeeeeeere
What: In which a corgi rains terror over the populace
Rating/Warning: C for CORGIIIIIIII
[ So while you're walking about, enjoying or hating your day, you will encounter a dog. This dog will, as adorable corgis do, perform one of the following feats:
a.) Steal whatever you're holding for a game of Keep Away. Don't think that being tall will save you, he's got quite the spring in his hind legs.
b.) Drop whatever thing he's picked up (ball, wadded up paper, someone's high heel) and wait expectantly for you to play fetch with him.
c.) Bark. And roll over. This means love him.
d.) Trip you. It's probably unintentional.
Whatever he does, at least you'll hear two voices (familiar or not) clamoring in the distance for "Zweeeeeeeeeeeeeei!" and then Yang and Ruby will be heading in your direction at high speed.
Whatever you do, don't grab the dog and run. They may not know who you are, but they will find you. And they will kill you.
Or at least make you regret it. ]
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[ is her stance, and she's sticking to it. ]
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[naturally, he barks happily. they don't even know how cool he is. he can snowboard! he wears sunglasses sometimes! he's too cool, really.]
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Huh...
[Oh well.]
Can Repede do any other tricks? Zwei can...sit! Oh, and shake, and speak!
And open cans with a can opener.
[what]
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[ What a dog. ]
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[he's not going to deny it, even if he thinks repede's more impressive in some ways. which... yuri's willing to display.]
Whaddya say, Repede? Wanna show 'em what you can do? [not that he needs to even ask. yuri's already backstepping and drawing his sword; repede is flipping and drawing the dagger he keeps sheathed... and almost immediately chaining a set of arts that yuri deflects with well timed guard.
demon dog, victory light spear, hell hound. it's quite the arsenal for a dog.]
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[Yep, Ruby also thinks that Repede is the coolest, though she won't knock Zwei out of the running either just yet because. Corgi bias.]
Look, Yang! Repede's a combat dog too! That's so cool!
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[ SO COOL... ]
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He's a tough pup. If I let him be, he probably would take out a bunch on his own. He covers things pretty well when the rest of us can't.
[whispers: status ailments wistfully into the sky. or something like that.]
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[Look, some things are just exciting to Ruby.]
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[ It'd be so badass. ]
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[man's best friend, truly. he's a pal.]
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[Yeah!!!]
Yuri, you've got all sorts of fun, cute family around! [She's assuming Flynn is fun and cute, Repede certainly is.]
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[ Yes, go on. ]
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[...or family, but he won't say that because he doesn't want to deal with ruby yelling at him for it.]
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[she's got a theme going on here.]
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[save him, yang.]
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[bless.]