flaredo: (Oh my god you really exploded)
Yang Xiao Long ([personal profile] flaredo) wrote in [community profile] estoria2016-01-02 05:47 pm

[open] WHO LET THE DOG OUT

Who: [personal profile] flaredo & [personal profile] undaunts and YOU! (Tagging order will be You-Ruby-Yang!)
When: IC 5/1
Where: Everywheeeeeeeeere
What: In which a corgi rains terror over the populace
Rating/Warning: C for CORGIIIIIIII




[ So while you're walking about, enjoying or hating your day, you will encounter a dog. This dog will, as adorable corgis do, perform one of the following feats:

a.) Steal whatever you're holding for a game of Keep Away. Don't think that being tall will save you, he's got quite the spring in his hind legs.

b.) Drop whatever thing he's picked up (ball, wadded up paper, someone's high heel) and wait expectantly for you to play fetch with him.

c.) Bark. And roll over. This means love him.

d.) Trip you. It's probably unintentional.

Whatever he does, at least you'll hear two voices (familiar or not) clamoring in the distance for "Zweeeeeeeeeeeeeei!" and then Yang and Ruby will be heading in your direction at high speed.

Whatever you do, don't grab the dog and run. They may not know who you are, but they will find you. And they will kill you.

Or at least make you regret it. ]
fatalstriker: (pic#7633145)

[personal profile] fatalstriker 2016-01-18 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
Looks like you win this round, Repede. I just can't beat that kind of cool.

[naturally, he barks happily. they don't even know how cool he is. he can snowboard! he wears sunglasses sometimes! he's too cool, really.]
undaunts: (oh jk i take it back)

[personal profile] undaunts 2016-01-18 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ruby just seems kind of bummed out over that... she was in your corner, Yuri!!! She really thought you could do backflips!!!]

Huh...

[Oh well.]

Can Repede do any other tricks? Zwei can...sit! Oh, and shake, and speak!

And open cans with a can opener.

[what]
fatalstriker: (pic#7598104)

[personal profile] fatalstriker 2016-01-18 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds like he's a pup of many talents.

[he's not going to deny it, even if he thinks repede's more impressive in some ways. which... yuri's willing to display.]

Whaddya say, Repede? Wanna show 'em what you can do? [not that he needs to even ask. yuri's already backstepping and drawing his sword; repede is flipping and drawing the dagger he keeps sheathed... and almost immediately chaining a set of arts that yuri deflects with well timed guard.

demon dog, victory light spear, hell hound. it's quite the arsenal for a dog.]
undaunts: (and there was a little of this)

[personal profile] undaunts 2016-01-19 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
... Cooooool.

[Yep, Ruby also thinks that Repede is the coolest, though she won't knock Zwei out of the running either just yet because. Corgi bias.]

Look, Yang! Repede's a combat dog too! That's so cool!
fatalstriker: (pic#7598022)

[personal profile] fatalstriker 2016-01-19 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[with the moveset finished, repede will do a victorious flip, spinning the dagger around before he re-sheaths it. he's so proud of himself, and yuri's pretty cool with it too.]

He's a tough pup. If I let him be, he probably would take out a bunch on his own. He covers things pretty well when the rest of us can't.

[whispers: status ailments wistfully into the sky. or something like that.]
undaunts: (okay but what if we don't)

[personal profile] undaunts 2016-01-19 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
That's pretty great... so you guys fight together, right? Like a dog and human lean, mean, monster-battling machine!

[Look, some things are just exciting to Ruby.]
fatalstriker: (pic#7637995)

[personal profile] fatalstriker 2016-01-20 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Yep, you got it. Repede's been fighting with me since he was a pup. It'd be kinda weird not having him there now.

[man's best friend, truly. he's a pal.]
undaunts: (this is what friendship looks like)

[personal profile] undaunts 2016-01-21 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Awwwww, childhood friends!

[Yeah!!!]

Yuri, you've got all sorts of fun, cute family around! [She's assuming Flynn is fun and cute, Repede certainly is.]
fatalstriker: (pic#8055994)

[personal profile] fatalstriker 2016-01-21 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think "cute" is the word for it.

[...or family, but he won't say that because he doesn't want to deal with ruby yelling at him for it.]
undaunts: (whoa it's like a robot BUT NOT)

[personal profile] undaunts 2016-01-23 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
... Adorable? Nice? Worrywarts but in a cute way?

[she's got a theme going on here.]
fatalstriker: (pic#7598078)

[personal profile] fatalstriker 2016-01-23 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Not those, either.

[save him, yang.]
undaunts: (look this is my plan listen to my plan)

[personal profile] undaunts 2016-01-24 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
... Well, it's definitely something along those lines, okay!
fatalstriker: (pic#7632310)

[personal profile] fatalstriker 2016-01-24 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah... I'd be fine with leaving it there.

[bless.]