[open] WHO LET THE DOG OUT

[flaredo]

Who: flaredo & undaunts and YOU! (Tagging order will be You-Ruby-Yang!)
When: IC 5/1
Where: Everywheeeeeeeeere
What: In which a corgi rains terror over the populace
Rating/Warning: C for CORGIIIIIIII

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[ So while you're walking about, enjoying or hating your day, you will encounter a dog. This dog will, as adorable corgis do, perform one of the following feats:

a.) Steal whatever you're holding for a game of Keep Away. Don't think that being tall will save you, he's got quite the spring in his hind legs.

b.) Drop whatever thing he's picked up (ball, wadded up paper, someone's high heel) and wait expectantly for you to play fetch with him.

c.) Bark. And roll over. This means love him.

d.) Trip you. It's probably unintentional.

Whatever he does, at least you'll hear two voices (familiar or not) clamoring in the distance for "Zweeeeeeeeeeeeeei!" and then Yang and Ruby will be heading in your direction at high speed.

Whatever you do, don't grab the dog and run. They may not know who you are, but they will find you. And they will kill you.

Or at least make you regret it. ]

Comments

[undaunts]

Wellllll... Zwei can handle just about anything.

It's more like... Cerealia might not be ready for Zwei.

[Combat corgi!!]

[flaredo]

Let's be real, though, they'll never be ready for Zwei.

[ Who is so pumped to take on CERES, don't you know. ]

[zombiedude]

[He raises an eyebrow at that.]

Is there something... unique about him compared to other dogs?

[undaunts]

Wellllll... I don't know if it's unique, buuuut...

[And then, with great aplomb:]

He's a Combat Corgi!

[Zwei barks happily.]

[flaredo]

Yep! He can take on monsters with the best of 'em.

[ Much pride. ]

[zombiedude]

[A... what?]

What... does a combat corgi do, exactly? [He's assuming fight stuff, but he doesn't know if there's more to it than that."]

[undaunts]

Well... sometimes he comes with us on missions!

And he can fight Grimm too! Or, you know, turn into a ball of flaming corgi death in the hands of our professor, apparently.

[flaredo]

... [ She doesn't remember that, but she'll take Ruby's word for it. Ah, canon points. ]

So he can totally hold his own.

[zombiedude]

That must be a sight... [He's kind of hoping that the ball of flaming death isn't literally...] but that must be a relief for you too, knowing you don't have to worry about him so much.

What are Grimm?

[undaunts]

[It's literal.]

They'reeeee... um, like giant, soulless, angry monsters?

[flaredo]

Yeah, they're... usually covered in bones, too. And they have glowing red eyes.

[zombiedude]

[Well then, if he sees any fireballs coming, he'll make sure to duck, just in case that ever happens here.]

Sounds like the monsters from my world; some of them, at least.

[He looks down to address the dog.] You're pretty tough, if you can do all that.