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[open] WHO LET THE DOG OUT
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flaredo & undaunts and YOU! (Tagging order will be You-Ruby-Yang!)
When: IC 5/1
Where: Everywheeeeeeeeere
What: In which a corgi rains terror over the populace
Rating/Warning: C for CORGIIIIIIII
[ So while you're walking about, enjoying or hating your day, you will encounter a dog. This dog will, as adorable corgis do, perform one of the following feats:
a.) Steal whatever you're holding for a game of Keep Away. Don't think that being tall will save you, he's got quite the spring in his hind legs.
b.) Drop whatever thing he's picked up (ball, wadded up paper, someone's high heel) and wait expectantly for you to play fetch with him.
c.) Bark. And roll over. This means love him.
d.) Trip you. It's probably unintentional.
Whatever he does, at least you'll hear two voices (familiar or not) clamoring in the distance for "Zweeeeeeeeeeeeeei!" and then Yang and Ruby will be heading in your direction at high speed.
Whatever you do, don't grab the dog and run. They may not know who you are, but they will find you. And they will kill you.
Or at least make you regret it. ]
flaredo & undaunts and YOU! (Tagging order will be You-Ruby-Yang!)When: IC 5/1
Where: Everywheeeeeeeeere
What: In which a corgi rains terror over the populace
Rating/Warning: C for CORGIIIIIIII
[ So while you're walking about, enjoying or hating your day, you will encounter a dog. This dog will, as adorable corgis do, perform one of the following feats:
a.) Steal whatever you're holding for a game of Keep Away. Don't think that being tall will save you, he's got quite the spring in his hind legs.
b.) Drop whatever thing he's picked up (ball, wadded up paper, someone's high heel) and wait expectantly for you to play fetch with him.
c.) Bark. And roll over. This means love him.
d.) Trip you. It's probably unintentional.
Whatever he does, at least you'll hear two voices (familiar or not) clamoring in the distance for "Zweeeeeeeeeeeeeei!" and then Yang and Ruby will be heading in your direction at high speed.
Whatever you do, don't grab the dog and run. They may not know who you are, but they will find you. And they will kill you.
Or at least make you regret it. ]
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[ Gosh, sis. ]
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[This is a compliment!!]
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[Ruby sucks at this.]
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[ It's almost scary to imagine. ]
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[HE ONLY KNEW WEISS A LITTLE AND YET he can say that with 100% certainty.]
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Wow! I totally could talk like Weiss! You don't know--!
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She straightens a bit, and tries to hold herself like Weiss might (aka, overly posh).]
Uh... You may... accompaniate us...as our-- um, humble...companion...
... Posthaste!
[YEAH]
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[ YOU TRIED. ]
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I'm proud of you, Ruby.
[Just that.
It may or may not be a good thing. He looks like he's trying to hold back laughter so his approval is probably something she doesn't want.]
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...Are you being serious or are you making fun of me--
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[In a weird way I guess??]
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[nailed it]
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[ She loves you, really. ]
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[Grinning.]