[open] WHO LET THE DOG OUT

[flaredo]

Who: flaredo & undaunts and YOU! (Tagging order will be You-Ruby-Yang!)
When: IC 5/1
Where: Everywheeeeeeeeere
What: In which a corgi rains terror over the populace
Rating/Warning: C for CORGIIIIIIII

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[ So while you're walking about, enjoying or hating your day, you will encounter a dog. This dog will, as adorable corgis do, perform one of the following feats:

a.) Steal whatever you're holding for a game of Keep Away. Don't think that being tall will save you, he's got quite the spring in his hind legs.

b.) Drop whatever thing he's picked up (ball, wadded up paper, someone's high heel) and wait expectantly for you to play fetch with him.

c.) Bark. And roll over. This means love him.

d.) Trip you. It's probably unintentional.

Whatever he does, at least you'll hear two voices (familiar or not) clamoring in the distance for "Zweeeeeeeeeeeeeei!" and then Yang and Ruby will be heading in your direction at high speed.

Whatever you do, don't grab the dog and run. They may not know who you are, but they will find you. And they will kill you.

Or at least make you regret it. ]

Comments

[topscores]

[He's definitely going to follow them when they start moving because he's not going to turn down free food, okay...]

Definitely better than that beef jerky I was trying to eat earlier.

[That's a roundabout way of thanking someone, Nice.]

[undaunts]

Well, Zwei liked it, so it's not like it was a total loss.

[It's okay, Ruby doesn't mind.]

But was that supposed to be your lunch?

[flaredo]

That's not much of a lunch, is it?

[ For them. ]

[topscores]

Something like that. It was pre-lunch.

[No, it was definitely lunch.]

Why're you guys judging a guy's lunch, anyway?

[undaunts]

Because... you're not eating anything?

[THAT'S NOT LUNCH...]

[flaredo]

Jerky is hardly a thing.

[ So yeah. ]

[topscores]

Stop judging me! I'm saving up some money, okay??

[Which is a big giant lie because "nice" and "saving" and "money" don't need to go in the same sentence.]