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[open] WHO LET THE DOG OUT
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flaredo & undaunts and YOU! (Tagging order will be You-Ruby-Yang!)
When: IC 5/1
Where: Everywheeeeeeeeere
What: In which a corgi rains terror over the populace
Rating/Warning: C for CORGIIIIIIII
[ So while you're walking about, enjoying or hating your day, you will encounter a dog. This dog will, as adorable corgis do, perform one of the following feats:
a.) Steal whatever you're holding for a game of Keep Away. Don't think that being tall will save you, he's got quite the spring in his hind legs.
b.) Drop whatever thing he's picked up (ball, wadded up paper, someone's high heel) and wait expectantly for you to play fetch with him.
c.) Bark. And roll over. This means love him.
d.) Trip you. It's probably unintentional.
Whatever he does, at least you'll hear two voices (familiar or not) clamoring in the distance for "Zweeeeeeeeeeeeeei!" and then Yang and Ruby will be heading in your direction at high speed.
Whatever you do, don't grab the dog and run. They may not know who you are, but they will find you. And they will kill you.
Or at least make you regret it. ]
flaredo & undaunts and YOU! (Tagging order will be You-Ruby-Yang!)When: IC 5/1
Where: Everywheeeeeeeeere
What: In which a corgi rains terror over the populace
Rating/Warning: C for CORGIIIIIIII
[ So while you're walking about, enjoying or hating your day, you will encounter a dog. This dog will, as adorable corgis do, perform one of the following feats:
a.) Steal whatever you're holding for a game of Keep Away. Don't think that being tall will save you, he's got quite the spring in his hind legs.
b.) Drop whatever thing he's picked up (ball, wadded up paper, someone's high heel) and wait expectantly for you to play fetch with him.
c.) Bark. And roll over. This means love him.
d.) Trip you. It's probably unintentional.
Whatever he does, at least you'll hear two voices (familiar or not) clamoring in the distance for "Zweeeeeeeeeeeeeei!" and then Yang and Ruby will be heading in your direction at high speed.
Whatever you do, don't grab the dog and run. They may not know who you are, but they will find you. And they will kill you.
Or at least make you regret it. ]
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[She's not a scientist, so.... so she really didn't think of that.
Um...]
... I... don't know! Um. May...be?
[That doesn't sound very hopeful.]
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[He chuckles and shakes his head. Right, sure. But, this gives him a convenient out for doing things like getting face-to-face with very scary, very alive monsters!]
Well, I can work on that, see if I can get some place to work, and then later we can worry about getting out into the jungle. One step at a time, right?
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[Ruby, no, it probably wouldn't work.]
But okay, that sounds good! Just hit us up if you ever need Huntresses, and we'll be there.
[Yeah.]