mostly open

[makigumo]

Who:What: Shihoudou and open (and one locked)
When:What: Randomly all over this week
Where:All over
What: granny goes shopping and messing with people
Rating/Warning:What: Scantily dressed woman and poop and crude talk.



«« marketplace »»
[ Someone is being a busy bee shopping. Becacuse Shihoudou has gotten it into her had that since she missed giving people presents at this Christmas thing, so she's buying gifts.

Which means that she is wandering into every store selling plushies of any size and is buying the crudest plushies that she can find. Mostly poop shapes ones. And then some smilies. ]


«« clothes shop »»
[ Sometimes, Shihoudou needs to shop for clothes. And she also sometimes needs some advice on what to wear.

So she skips up to a random person, stranger or not. ]

Hey! How do I look?

[ Indecently in underwear with zero shame in her body. ]


«« peanuts! »»
[ No matter where you are, no matter what you do.... something falls down on your head. And then something more.

A voice comes from above. ]

Hello~! Little turd-chan~

[ There's a woman that you might or might not know sitting cross-legged looking down at you with a huge, shit-eating grin on her face.

And she's sitting on a fluffy cloud. Eating uncracked peanuts. ]


«« locked to koumei »»
[ There's no warning. Suddenly there's something crashing into the bend of his knees from behind, and when he topples over onto the cloud, she grins down at him. And fluffs up his hair a little because she can't resist. ]

Heiya, Bushy-chan~! 'sup!

Comments

[sayonaradumbass]

You ain't poor, even if you're dubiously old. I mean, we could scam some other sucker.

[makigumo]

Oh yeah? I'd be up for that!

[sayonaradumbass]

Fuck yes! ....You got anyone in mind?

[makigumo]

Random doesn't work?

[sayonaradumbass]

It does, yeah, but its funner when it's someone that gets on your nerves.

[makigumo]

But people don't get on granny's nerves, it's the other way around.

[sayonaradumbass]

Alright touche. That makes all kinds of sense. Let's go find some stupid sucker, then.

[makigumo]

Oh yeah! You on the cloud yet?

[sayonaradumbass]

On the cloud.....like, a period?

[makigumo]

On the cloud like on granny’s cloud.

[ She has a cloud. That she’s sitting on. ]

[sayonaradumbass]

Do I gotta be pure of heart or something to get on it?

[look here he's not ready to fall on his face]

[makigumo]

[ She looks at him with a baffled look.

Then points at herself. ]

Do you think this granny is pure of heart even a little bit?

[sayonaradumbass]

Absofuckinlutely not. But since you're the boss of this, you must've done something to trick it.

[but, to test this out, he does waltz on over and push a hand against it....when the softest sensation known to him ever springs him back, Kaneda pauses]

[makigumo]

[ Wonderful sensation, yeah? Her clouds are awesome like that. ]

When ever do I trick anyone or anything?

[sayonaradumbass]

[deadpanned:]

We literally just talked about tricking people into shit. With peanuts.

[makigumo]

Yeah! I know!

[sayonaradumbass]

[he sighs so loudly but gets on this damn thing]

Whatever. Lets go mess with 'em.

[makigumo]

Awriiight! And ofofofoffff it iiiissss!!

[ And for some reason they go upupupupupuppppp ]

[sayonaradumbass]

[don't mind him screaming

up up and away...into the abyss]