( open ) triple sunshine saga

[majinken]

Who: Stahn majinken & YOU! (with guest appearances by Leon/discard)
When: 6/24, mostly, with an option for 6/22-6/23!
Where: Various
What: Stahn activated his robot… and Leon’s (oops). Did Cerealia need this much sunshine (or hair) running around? Probably not, but it’s happening.
Rating/Warning:None, there is too much purity here.

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0.5: Wildcard: The days before;

[on the 22nd and 23rd, things aren’t so bad. The stahnbots are looking and acting more like him by the day; bright and full of sunshine, but still dutiful. they help him with his shopping, partner up with him for multiplayer arcade games, and order all the right foods for lunch.

he’ll be out running errands and vigilantly teaching his robots everything that they need to know with a smile. There are plenty of times and opportunities to run into him and the bots and either balk or be completely amused at the sheer about of sunshine, smiles and mullets are happening in one place.]

I: Morning: Residential District;

[so far, so good. sure, it was a bit of a mistake to activate the two robots without knowing what would happen, but up until today? it’s been pretty cool! well, to stahn, at least. leon and dymlos both have clearly been exasperated by dealing with three stahns, but that’s fine.]

It’s okay, Stahnbot! I can go to work myself, you don’t have to go for me! [currently, he’s sitting on a bench at the edge of a part near one of the apartment buildings. one stahnbot is unwrapping a sandwich and handing it to the real(?) stahn. the other is eyeing dymlos and maybe reaching out for him. The sword is propped up against the bench next to the real stahn.

—suspicious.]

That’s my job though! I really don’t mind.

[so while stahn has a light argument with himself, he’s very distracted and is hardly noticing that the third is trying to make off with his sword.

help him.]

II-A: Afternoon: Just about anywhere in the city;

[there is a stahn coming your way. the thing is? there’s no telling which stahn it is. is he real? is it one of the robots? who knows. There’s one deciding factor, and that’s whether or not he’s got dymlos. only one stahn will be carrying dymlos. And those capable of hearing dymlos may notice that he’s quiet. well, even more quiet than usual.

either way, he seems to have boundless energy and a wide grin as he approaches.]

Hey! Do you have a minute to help me with something?

II-B: Afternoon: Just about anywhere in the city;

[there’s a stahn coming your way, but unlike the others that are running around, stahn isn’t as full of sunshine. He’s breathless, almost haggard… and noticeably missing that sword he always carries around with him.]

Hey… I need some help. Do you have a minute?

[wow, it’s like deja vu or something.]

III: Early Evening; Shopping District

[those who can hear dymlos will hear the booming sound of his voice yelling ”STAHN!” once he’s within close range to the real stahn. And naturally, stahn uses that as his guide, eventually leading him to a face-off with his two robot-doubles, one of which is carrying the sword.

of course, the robots still can’t hear dymlos, which makes this an interesting way for things to go down. For once, stahn himself isn’t a barrel of sunshine, he actually looks pretty pissed off.]

You guys may have had fun, but that’s enough. You can’t have Dymlos! You can’t even hear Dymlos! To you… he’s just a sword that makes you more like me, isn’t he? [he actually sounds a little hurt by this—he may be dumb sometimes, but he can see that they’re just taking the imitation too far, though he’s not sure how to deal with it.]

Give him back to me… come on! [he needs help, primarily because he doesn’t want to cause a scene when there are innocent people shopping and minding their business. the swordless stahnbot can’t his head to the side, while the other responds:]

Huh? But Dymlos is mine. I don’t think I have to give away something that’s mine… do I?

[the bots are equally as confused. This is what happens when a pure bean makes pure bean robot clones: none of them are malicious, but they don’t seem very willing to give in.

help. he needs so much help right now.]

Comments

i......

[discard]

Are you stupid?

[Two Stahns are getting smacked in the back of the head today--the real one and the one trying to make off with Dymlos.

For fuck's sake.]

What do you think you're doing?!

[majinken]

[stahn is still oblivious to what the stahnbot is trying to do here, so obviously, he's not going to react well to this.]

Owwww...! Leon, what the heck was that for!?

[discard]

Pay closer attention to your robot doubles!

[Leon's got no regrets, because--]

Do you not even pay the slightest bit of attention to Dymlos' situation? [C'MON...SWORDIANS ARE IMPORTANT.]

[majinken]

Huh? But Dymlos is—

[right... there...

wait, what.]


—Heeeeeh!?

[discard]

[...yeah.

Yeah that's about what he thought.

Sighhhh.]

Pay more attention, you buffoon.

[majinken]

I was! Dymlos was just there a second ago!

[—even stahn is legitimately distressed about this, okay. it happened too quickly.]

[discard]

I knew they would be nothing but trouble.

[Ugh!!!]

Attempting to take Dymlos is crossing a line that should not be crossed.

[majinken]

[well, first things first is snatching dymlos back—and naturally, he's furious.

"Pay more attention! Even if I don't expect for you to keep your eyes on me at all times, keep your ears open!"

...at least it saves leon from having to lecture him, but stahn clearly doesn't like this at all. he's wincing, and there's no apology that comes immediately despite obviously not feeling good about it.]

Why is everyone so upset about the sword? It's just a sword, even if it looks pretty cool... [good(?) thing one of the robostahns is still here for totally inappropriate interruptions.]

[discard]

[Since Dymlos is handling the scolding of Stahn, Leon's going to go ahead and scoff at Stahnbot, snapping--]

You, shut up, I don't want--

[To hear another word.

But it's...hard to say that when he looks at the robot and it's Stahn's face, and he falters for a moment.

And then he scoffs in aggravation at his own nonsense.]

--just shut up.

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But Leonnn....

[stahnbot is learning a little too well from stahn, given the way he protests when he gets such a blatant non-answer. the bot is also a little more tactless, so it doesn't seem to have the same boundaries the real stahn would when things are going wrong.]

[discard]

No, I do not want to hear it from you!

[He's definitely agitated to hear something that should be coming from Stahn coming from...Stahnbot......]

Shut up or I will shut you up!

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Leon, don't! I just wanted to know what the big deal was!

[why is leon being so mean to it... it would like to know. it's so much nicer(?) to the real stahn.]

[discard]

[Leon is mean to it because Leon is agitated by this entire situation, and we all know how agitated and unnerved Leons react to things.]

Stop. Talking.

[He huffs, irritated, and turns his attention back tot he real Stahn. Look what you've done.]

These are an eyesore in every way.

[majinken]

[the stahnbot is definitely pouting at this. so mean to it, leon! and of course, it can't understand that, but before it can protest, the real stahn is speaking.]

I didn't know it would end up like this... [he lets out a sigh; it's not like this is east on stahn either right now.]

[discard]

[He can be mean to Stahnbot!!! He's going to ignore that pout very much.]

Naturally.

[Obviously Stahn didn't think it'd go like this, but it ended up like this anyway!!]

This is why you need to put more thought into your actions.

[majinken]

[stop being mad at him! he was just trying to help!]

It was just supposed to help...

[discard]

[He'll continue to be mad because he's Leon and he's grumpy and also they're a pain in the ass.]

They could stand to be less helpful, honestly. Keep them out of my way.

[They keep trying to...well, help.

But it just irritates the hell out of him.]

[majinken]

I'll try, but...

[stahn is obviously having a difficult time keeping them under control and obedient.]

They have a lot of energy...

[discard]

Now you are finally experiencing what the rest of us are used to.

[aka dealing with Stahn and his endless sunshine and energy..... Leon has no pity.]

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...I don't think it's the same at all.

[stahn is only one person, and he does have plenty of times where he's not... like this...!!]

[discard]

[Pls, Stahn's like this all the time.]

How would you know? You do not have to deal with you.

[A beat.]

Until now.

[majinken]

[he's definitely not, okay!! rude!!]

It's still not the same... there's two... and I sleep...

[unlike them, who are bundles of energy constantly.]

[discard]

Keep your complaining to yourself. Either way, you brought this on yourself.

[...]

Unlike those who have to deal with you, for whom you force your company upon.

[Ice cold.]

[majinken]

Leonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...

[if he can't complain, he'll pout and whine. this is fine.]

[discard]

[This is not fine???]

Shut up.

[Who's surprised!!]

Just keep closer track of Dymlos. I would hate to see what would happen to you without him there to keep you in line.