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Who: Atsushi Nakajima (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
jinko), his robot double, and anyone who gets caught in the fray. RIP.
When: 4/14 - 6/22!
Where: Everywhere... what a mess
What: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dumbass... aka Atsushi's double starts looking like him and it's just disturbing in general
Rating/Warning: None for now!
A. LOVE THYSELF.
[ "This is me trying to make things more familiar for you!
You'd like that, right?"
Says the robot with his face, his hair, his fingernails. The sad thing here is that Atsushi's supplied the double with his own clothes without the robot even prompting for them, so he himself is stuck in clothes that he haphazardly bought post-robopocalypse (an ill-fitting T-shirt and pants that look a size too big), with the caveat that he better get his original wardrobe back in good shape. It's just for the day!!!
So it's fine if you mistake the robot for the original... it can't be helped, really.
Anyway. What's happening right now is Atsushi coming out of a public bathroom, ears steaming red and his hands balled into fists as he stomps out into a public area. What could have happened here???
Well. Wonder no longer, because he turns to robo-Atsushi (who is currently following him out of the bathroom) and yells, quite audibly: ]
You don't have to follow me into the stall, you know!!
[ seek help ]
B. LOVE THY NEIGHBOR.
[ After that debacle, it's time to get robokun some clothes...! Some clothes that aren't the precious clothes that Atsushi covets from his world, because he'd really like that suspenders-shirt-inexplicable belt combo back.
He seems to be struggling a bit— what kind of things do robots like?? The robot isn't especially helpful, either, because to Atsushi's suggestion that it choose between a pair of terrible jeans (Atsushi apparently missed that they're bedazzled on the hem?? someone save this boy) or something that looks like pleather slacks (why), the robot amiably says: ]
Whatever'd be best for you?
[ Atsushi's getting a taste of his own medicine, really. He looks defeated, though— help him??? ]
C FOR 'CLOSED TO LILI': WHY THIS
[ On the fateful morning of 4/13, Lili should hear a distinctly undignified yell coming from Atsushi's room at some heinous time in the day; is it 6 am yet? Maybe, but it's early enough to be ambiguous. ]
E, ehhh?! W, wait, you're...!!
[ Cue some shuffling, a loud thud that probably means that Atsushi fell face-first onto something. More shuffling, followed by another: ]
N, no! You definitely can't...! Hey!
[ Some frantic, muffled conversation later: ] Waaah?! No, don't leave the room, come back!!
jinko), his robot double, and anyone who gets caught in the fray. RIP.When: 4/14 - 6/22!
Where: Everywhere... what a mess
What: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dumbass... aka Atsushi's double starts looking like him and it's just disturbing in general
Rating/Warning: None for now!
A. LOVE THYSELF.
[ "This is me trying to make things more familiar for you!
You'd like that, right?"
Says the robot with his face, his hair, his fingernails. The sad thing here is that Atsushi's supplied the double with his own clothes without the robot even prompting for them, so he himself is stuck in clothes that he haphazardly bought post-robopocalypse (an ill-fitting T-shirt and pants that look a size too big), with the caveat that he better get his original wardrobe back in good shape. It's just for the day!!!
So it's fine if you mistake the robot for the original... it can't be helped, really.
Anyway. What's happening right now is Atsushi coming out of a public bathroom, ears steaming red and his hands balled into fists as he stomps out into a public area. What could have happened here???
Well. Wonder no longer, because he turns to robo-Atsushi (who is currently following him out of the bathroom) and yells, quite audibly: ]
You don't have to follow me into the stall, you know!!
[ seek help ]
B. LOVE THY NEIGHBOR.
[ After that debacle, it's time to get robokun some clothes...! Some clothes that aren't the precious clothes that Atsushi covets from his world, because he'd really like that suspenders-shirt-inexplicable belt combo back.
He seems to be struggling a bit— what kind of things do robots like?? The robot isn't especially helpful, either, because to Atsushi's suggestion that it choose between a pair of terrible jeans (Atsushi apparently missed that they're bedazzled on the hem?? someone save this boy) or something that looks like pleather slacks (why), the robot amiably says: ]
Whatever'd be best for you?
[ Atsushi's getting a taste of his own medicine, really. He looks defeated, though— help him??? ]
C FOR 'CLOSED TO LILI': WHY THIS
[ On the fateful morning of 4/13, Lili should hear a distinctly undignified yell coming from Atsushi's room at some heinous time in the day; is it 6 am yet? Maybe, but it's early enough to be ambiguous. ]
E, ehhh?! W, wait, you're...!!
[ Cue some shuffling, a loud thud that probably means that Atsushi fell face-first onto something. More shuffling, followed by another: ]
N, no! You definitely can't...! Hey!
[ Some frantic, muffled conversation later: ] Waaah?! No, don't leave the room, come back!!
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But Lili follows after evenly and admittedly the question is met with a bit of confusion.]
Why can't you leave it somewhere? If it listens to you, then you ought to make sure that it stays out of the way so that it can't hurt you.
[aka even if she hasn't read the same bad story, she has pretty low expectations of this place.]
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[ As if he knows anything about that, which he really doesn't. Tragic. ]
It's complicated. I think...
[ His voice muddles. ]
...I think it thinks I'm its parent. [ boy howdy are you wrong Atsushi ]
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[ . . . . . . Lili, you don't even know that for sure-]
It wants to murder you and take your place.
[Um.]
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[ Atsushi's going to eat these words in like, 2 days ]
Even I'm not that pessimistic!!
[ THIS IS SUCH AN INSULT ]
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Because I don't trust anything about this place. Have you forgotten that they dumped us into an underground area full of monsters and brought out our worst fears? I haven't forgiven them for that.
[Probably never will.]
If something happens to - [... you.....
. . . . . mmmMMMMMNOPE]
If this ends up being a bad idea, I'll hate them even more!