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friday was Pizza Day, the best day of the week; (CLOSED)
Who:
Rin &
Archer
When: 11/02, evening.
Where: Her apartment. Archer also lives there too, I guess.
What: All fate love stories begin in the kitchen. It's a true fact, wikipedia that.
Rating/Warning: PG13, cavities probably.
[ Sometime after this stupid heartfelt exchange of AOL chatspeak, Archer will return home with groceries??? Under the impression they were going to make homemade ketchup, she's got on a pair of gloves and a giant tub, with her feet freshly washed. ]
All right, I'm ready to squish all the tomatoes with my feet. [ HE SHOULD BE SO PROUD OF HER ENTHUSIASM??? ]
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When: 11/02, evening.
Where: Her apartment. Archer also lives there too, I guess.
What: All fate love stories begin in the kitchen. It's a true fact, wikipedia that.
Rating/Warning: PG13, cavities probably.
[ Sometime after this stupid heartfelt exchange of AOL chatspeak, Archer will return home with groceries??? Under the impression they were going to make homemade ketchup, she's got on a pair of gloves and a giant tub, with her feet freshly washed. ]
All right, I'm ready to squish all the tomatoes with my feet. [ HE SHOULD BE SO PROUD OF HER ENTHUSIASM??? ]
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[ Scrambling and slipping on the floor as she tries to catch up with him, she's definitely... energetic. ]
So we boil the tomatoes first? All right. I can do that. I can so do that.
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[This doesn't count as teasing because he's sincere!! Oddly enough, stealing doesn't seem to bother him in the slightest. Take a hint, Rin.]
Get a big pot, fill it with water, and put it on the stove. I'll start setting everything else up.
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Um. [ Fidgeting, she takes a bold stride towards one of the cupboards, but quickly steps back in her confusion.
With a face so red that it's spread to her cheeks, she raises her hand in the middle of the kitchen as if she were in a classroom. ]
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He opens a cupboard underneath the sink and takes out a pot, holding it out to Rin.]
I guess I shouldn't expect you to have memorized where everything is. It's okay if you have to look around.
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I don't need to look around because I have everything memorized already. I just wasn't sure w-which of our large pots to get since your instructions were so vague.
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[Truly, getting the water to boil wasn't too hard. Nor soaking the tomatoes in it for a bit. Once they were done, the skin peeled off with ease and Archer put them all in that big tub Rin magically had available.]
I think it's your turn now.
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The... embarrassing fun. Why can't they use a bowl?! They have plenty of them and this, this was going to make a big mess. At least she had the sense to rewash her feet with another smaller tub nearby full of water, patting them dry with a towel. ]
I bet your feet are big enough to be effective!
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[It kind of didn't count because he was a heroic spirit and did they even GET dirty? Saber nonwithstanding.]
If you're embarrassed, I won't laugh and whatever happens here will stay between me and you. Since you know I don't lie, you can trust me.
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[ She totally was. ]
Even if I slip and fall over in the tub, you won't make fun of me? You won't even record it to send to everyone who hates me?
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But he won't because that'll scare her away like a deer or something.]
I promise. If you get hint that I do, you can chose to do whatever you like to me in return.
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[ This is going to be the best part of cooking ever, isn't it? At first she has a lot of energy for it, but once she starts sliding around she approaches it logically with calculated gentle stomps. ]
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But he does refrain from laughing, filming, or even making a somewhat amused face. Just as promised.]
Looks like we get more done faster this way.
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How many bottles will this make? [ She pauses to survey the damage with spattered tomato sauce around her feet and on the floor. Oops, just a bit too eager at the start. ] I should have put down more towels.
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[Now he's shaking his head a little.]
The more you splatter, the less, however. I'm going to start mixing up the spices.
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[ She's going to die of embarrassment. ]
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[At least she escaped from that portion of this job.]
Now finish up while I get ready.
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This is a horrible Kodak moment just waiting to happen. ]
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[Try not to ruin your clothes, Rin.]
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I can handle this all on my own. [ She says as she happily resumes her stomping around.
... hope they're on the ground level. ]
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[She seems fine here. Time to get the other stuff done. Maybe she can enjoy some fries later.]
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After a few minutes she does manage to make her way to the kitchen with the tub, dragging it all hunched over like a lazy bum would instead of picking it up herself.
At least she was nice enough to wipe her feet off so she's not dragging in mashed up tomato all over his nice carpet. ]
I ate some of it.
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[It's all up to her! But he effortlessly picks up the tub and starts pouring it into the pot he has prepared, sets it on low, and puts on the lid.]
Now we wait.
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... or Shirou is.
Probably Shirou, let's be real here. ]
Why?
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I don't know how it'll end up solidifying once it's been boiled. Explain.
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[ She's clearly never cooked a meal in her entire life. ]
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[ ... says the girl who can put together a bomb. It seems she can't apply chemistry to cooking at all. ]
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