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//EVENT029.EXE

Who: Not CERES
When: OOC: 5/15 ; IC: 7/7
Where: Tropical ViViD Estates
What: CERES thought everyone deserved a bit of a break.
Rating/Warning: PG-13 for some questionable swimsuit choices. Please let the mods know if the rating should go up!

//event029.EXE



You know what everyone needs after rampant robotic attacks and another iteration of clone wars? A vacation! That’s right everyone, you deserve this. CERES understands what you need. CERES is here for you all the time, so never doubt that this is a pleasure colony, and they are here to look after all of your needs. Kick your feet up, relax, and let CERES Recreation and Activity Necessity Keepers (Team RANK, that is) set you up with your ideal getaway.

It’s as if you can sense the incoming relaxation and luxury before you even completely finish loading. There’s the warmth encompassing your entire body as your code gets transferred into this particular ViViD Level. A cool, refreshing breeze hits you. The sounds of waves gently lapping against the coast fill you with relaxation. The sun, the sand, the surfs, it’s all there – welcome to the beach, baby!

An echoing greeting message from the ocean comes next, if you can translate it.


OOOOOOOOOOOOHMAHH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHD.

YOOOOOOOOOOOORRRALL SOOOOOOOOOOOOO KYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT.

KYOOOOOOOOOOOT EEEENAAAAUUUUUUUF TOOOOOOOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEET.

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 08:00 ] That said, isn’t that breeze a little… too strong? It feels like it’s brushing up against all of you, if you know what I mean. When you open your eyes and look down, it becomes rather clear why. It seems that you’ve found yourself in some pretty interesting attire. Everyone. No exceptions. You appear to have two options – be overcome and scream like the Victorian maiden your heart says you are, or strut like a model in this stuff. Turn some heads! Work that up do!

But don’t worry, we’re also conscious about safety here at CERES! Therefore everyone’s also been provided a pair of super high-tech safety-tested appendage protection floatation devices (STAPFD for short.)

At least everyone around you is caught in the same sort of attire – and everyone around you also appears to be stuck inside a giant sand castle. It’s entirely malleable to what you want it to be! Want to see a fancy sand bidet? Feel like adding a sand statue in your honor? Think that wall should now be a door? Well, with enough perseverance, you can make it happen!

Just uh, be careful about getting sand in your… everywhere.

PHASE II

[ 10:00 ] Someone broke it. Not pointing any fingers, even though you sure do seem like a prime suspect, but someone broke it.

It almost starts like an earthquake with how the castle starts to rumble, the sand shaking right beneath your feet. And then the walls right next to you start to cave in followed promptly by the ceiling right… above your head. Oh dear. The sand starts to run and fall, losing its structure and shape. The hallway behind you starts to cave in, ceiling first and then the walls follow suit. Now the sand really is getting everywhere – but not just uncomfortable places. It’s in your hair, your eyes, your nose…. this sure doesn’t seem like a pleasant way to go!

Best to start running – there’s a trusty drawbridge to get over the moat (because what’s a sandcastle without a moat?) but who knows how long until that, too, is going to give way? Best to cross over it before it starts to shake and disappear too. Or if you don’t make it, hopefully you can land some pretty impressive airtime to make it to the other side!

If not, well...there'll be the sensation of sand crushing down upon you, filling your mouth and eyes, and you won't be able to breathe at all – and then you're alive again on the beach (but possibly in yet another new, uncomfortable, skimpy swimsuit). Honestly, be more careful, would you?

PHASE III

[ 12:00 ] However, once you do make it to the other side, it’s all smooth sailing from there! Or is it? Hah, as they say, life sure can be a beach.

Which is what this is.

Welcome to your Beach Episode, folks. Now that you’ve made it out of the collapsing sand castle, you’ve made it to the luxurious, picturesque golden coastline. Sure, you’re coughing up fine, luxurious, sand dust right now and you’ve definitely gotten sand in all of your crevices thanks to your swimsuit, but that’s okay! Go take a soak in the ocean or something or cool off with a smoothie. There’s a smoothie shack off into the distance, complete with a long chalkboard with… well, probably a few familiar names? And some unfamiliar ingredients. Sounds appetizing right?

That said, once you do ingest some of the smoothie with the name of a newcomer, you might suddenly find yourself feeling a bit… different. You’ll be taking on some of their traits, one of the most intense parts of their personality – or you might need to take a second to sit down because you’re suddenly seeing one of their memories. Whoa. What do they actually put in this stuff?

PHASE IV

[ 15:00 ] For the brave souls that venture out into the water, you have even more adventures waiting for you. Anyone who’s swimming around, wading in the water—hell, even looking at the water is getting scooped up and deposited in one of these giant orbs. But don’t take up too much room, because someone else is getting shoved right in there with you. Time to get cozy with your new friend, because it's only going to get worse as the waves begin to carry you out into this big, blue, virtual ocean. Hopefully the choppy waves don’t bounce you around too much or – well, you could always get really friendly with a stranger! Why not?

At least until it’s made very clear that fresh air does not make it back into these balls. That seems like a bit of a design flaw. Now what? Fight the other person who’s inhaling all your air? Suffer through it for swimsuit-clad fun? Or if you break it…. well, you sure are stranded out in the ocean. Or are you?

After enough flailing, you’ll be met by a giant, dumb-looking creature who will then eat you whole.

Everything goes dark. This is surely the end --

And then you're in Cerealia proper; it seems that was the exit to the level (but why there?) and you'll find yourself either in one of the fountains or the pond in the park. Either way, you'll be very, very well. And this time, that's not virtual. But hey, at least you'll have all of your stuff with you.

BONUS

[ xx:xx ] Do you hear that?

Anyone idle on the beach will hear a distant melody coming from further out into the ocean. It’s a beautiful, elegant song that automatically makes the listener stop what they’re doing and immediately wander toward the noise. It takes you a moment to recall – it takes a moment to think about anything now, really – but you remember hearing the smoothie shack owner say something about mermaids populating the beach. Could this be their song calling out to you? Whether you would normally abide by this kind of call or not, you find your feet walking further and further out into the water, the shallows lapping up to your ankles and up and up as you are drawn in by the song.

A rather classic song, though the usual instances of French are also replaced with the very enticing, enchanting nonsense promise of omelette du fromage........and then they try to drown you.


[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with sensitive or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE

Welcome to Cerealia's May intro log! For your convenience, we have compiled the characters' arrival experience here, and should you have any questions, feel free to ask them here! You can also check the FAQ for more general inquiries. Should this event log hit Captcha, there is an all-purpose overflow here. Thank you!

adornmental: (incredible)

ii!

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-05-15 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[Kashuu doesn't even need to know what's in those drinks to know they're Bad News, okay. He still remembers the healthy living debacle with those smoothies. He still remembers.

So of course he's pushing his way through the small crowd that's gathered, patting the bar and waving Caramia off. RUDE??]


Hey, hey. Cancel that order.

[DOUBLY RUDE.

But he'll at least turn to Caramia after, ignoring the inquisitive look of the bartender, to say:]
You'll thank me for it later, okay.
fishyoldman: (FALLING FURTHER)

[personal profile] fishyoldman 2016-05-15 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh, good, it's Yuri. Someone with an actual clue of what's going on around here.]

Nothing ever fazes you, huh, kid? [Raven looks between his poor excuse for swimwear, and then to Repede, with a baffled expression.]

For you and the dog, it's less like a peep show and more like Opposite Day.
maidhem: (questioning)

[personal profile] maidhem 2016-05-15 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
--But why would a servant ask another to be their servant???

[Seriously. An innocent question.]

We're both stuck, so we don't really need to be friends to help eachother.
rosaichthys: (pic10259593)

iii!!

[personal profile] rosaichthys 2016-05-15 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Tomatoes and lettuces, that sounds rather simple and yet, endearing. Though when I look at you, I feel as if that beverage for yourself is the right choice.

( the beverage sounds fitting, the way nero sizes her up and then a nod to agree with her own words. simplicity is nothing bad, it can be beauty in it's own way and even if those two objects are frail, they're enough to make a person strong. perhaps she's like that as well? though her dilemma doesn't sound so hard, she slowly gets up from her seat as she glances around the area. there are many people playing around and even the npcs that rest upon the sand for relaxation. ) Or perhaps make it easier on yourself and those that are resting, you could take their article of clothing.

( looking towards someone who has already fallen asleep due to some beverage they've already drunk, saber believes that if the female went about it like this. ) It never stated that they had to be awake for you to take their left boots either.
Edited 2016-05-15 21:24 (UTC)
bewrightback: (is there something on my face)

[personal profile] bewrightback 2016-05-15 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[She does seem straight out of the past... but that just makes Phoenix feel more awkward about the situation.

He turns to face her and rubs at his sandy hair while focusing on her face.

The last thing I want to do right now is to give any reason for a reunion with that whip!]


I... I was just saying... Good to see you, Franziska! I see you've... found your way to this world!
sunnymerc: (014)

[personal profile] sunnymerc 2016-05-15 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh! In exchange for your name, I'll give you mine. I'm Soleil.

( She thinks for a moment. )

Hmm. How about I...get you a drink in exchange for telling me all about yourself?
maidhem: (questioning)

[personal profile] maidhem 2016-05-15 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Dark mages.

[There was nothing but innocence in her words.]

They use tomes that have a different grade of magic than normal, and they're kinda weird, but they're mostly okay. At least, the ones on our side...

Not that I am one! I'm just a servant-- and I like dressing normally, thank you!
adminproof: (✵ samarecarm)

iii;

[personal profile] adminproof 2016-05-15 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
But its affordability would make it easier for the drink to be sold to the masses, no? Is that not also desirable?

[ How optimistic...??? Although he has to wonder why she brought up Rome...until his eyes spot "Nero Claudius" and he himself lets out a soft "ah" of slight recognition at the name as it clicks. ]
youraffection: (pic#10035412)

oh my god

[personal profile] youraffection 2016-05-15 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The best outcome would just be left to die, really. He's already been shamed in the desert and now he's made a complete ass (HAHA) of himself on the beach. Should he have even tried to escape the castle? Instinct told him to run, but it looks like he's got a face full of sand anyway...

But before he can wallow appropriately in his plight, Yosuke is suddenly out of the sand and in the air with a really awkward stretch around his hips and crotch. ]


GAH! [ COUGH HACK! There go some of the sand he'd inhaled, but now he's got ample time and space to flail. ] What th--PUT ME DOWN!!
ordaining: (26)

[personal profile] ordaining 2016-05-15 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
You might be better asking whoever is in charge. [ Or maybe not, you never know. ] I'm just as... confused by this as you are.

[ Yet Kaden definitely looks x10 happier. ]
sunnymerc: (015)

[personal profile] sunnymerc 2016-05-15 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah! Let's do it!

( Soleil takes Felicia's hand and bolts towards the beach. )
mombastic: (You're definitely flowering into manhood)

[personal profile] mombastic 2016-05-15 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, you're very gentlemanly.

[ Thanks for that, Cullen. ]

But I think for now, we should try to find a way out.
adornmental: (im 500 mom thats practically an adult)

[personal profile] adornmental 2016-05-15 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[LET HIM BE A TOWEL GOBLIN IN PEACE, OKAY. Do you know how many people he's threatened with bodily injury today just because they happened to catch a glimpse of leg before he bundled himself up... Too Many.

Also, he's tired. He's tired!! It's not his fault he attracts shenanigans like a magnet. When will he be able to take his well-deserved nap?]


What's that supposed to mean, huh? [Them's fightin' words, bucko... But he'll glance over to the menu to see what he's pointing at and - oh god why, why are there two Soujis up there again he's even more tired now.

But more importantly:]
There're definitely still some problems with that one... [WHY SO MANY SALTED PEANUTS. Or the one with shame - apt, though.] Can't you just wait until we're outside to get something to drink? Like, the real outside.
hairysituations: (herbskillz) (pic#10037615)

Re: iii

[personal profile] hairysituations 2016-05-15 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[ And also apparently one that's not true because Ten Months =/= an entire life of no dates. But Varric is a bro, and it's not very bro-like to point that out to a fellow bro, so he'll just shrug. Yeah, he's pretty great. He knows. ]

And as one businessman to another, I suggest you charge them royalties on every drink they sell.

[ Take advantage because if he can make money then why the hell not. But Varric? Loves money. And making it. Especially if it involves creative properties. ]

Then you can laugh all the way to the bank.

[ ... But he's a younger brother that's used to doing the dirty work, and also acting like nothing phases him because that's what little brothers do. Especially when your older brother is (...was) an asshole. ]

But I'm petty like that.
maidhem: (teasing)

iii!!

[personal profile] maidhem 2016-05-15 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Felicia just giggled, glad to have someone who agreed with her.]

It is the right choice. I love crispy lettuces, and tomatoes are a favorite of the second son of the family I serve. It sounds like a wonderful combination!

[Nevermind that a vegetable smoothie would be nothing short of odd, but the young woman has no idea what a smoothie actually is. All she understands is that it's something cold and some vegetables she loves are involved-- and that's all she cared about.]

I wonder, though...did anyone even have a chance to grab their boots before coming to the beach? We're all in our underclothes here. There's not even a sock in sight anywhere.
tetherbell: (Breathing)

[personal profile] tetherbell 2016-05-15 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[And your screeching is just making me feel even worse!! I'm NOT something to be afraid of! ... not anymore, anyway!]

Then let's settle them. Come out, come out, wherever you are...
youraffection: (but darker the soul the lesser the heart)

[personal profile] youraffection 2016-05-15 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Water is wet, sand is still...sandy. There's gotta be some sense of continuity. Besides, if it's porous enough to snatch us up in the first place, then there's gotta be a way out too, right?

[ So he's not a complete idiot. Too bad he doesn't actually have his kunai on him, but let's be real, these swimsuits don't have much in the way of pockets.

He elbows the side, which does give under the pressure buuuut...doesn't break. ]
ordaining: (51)

[personal profile] ordaining 2016-05-15 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The likelihood of something like this felt like it should be at -1,000,000/10 but apparently here they are. He actually almost snorts out his breath at what she says, but he keeps his gaze focused on the plastic. His closest hand to it reaches up to tap it. ]

It seems durable, whatever material this might be made from. I don't have anything sharp with me, my sword... [ Well... ] ...wasn't brought with me.
swordboning: (pic#8713748)

[personal profile] swordboning 2016-05-15 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't try to understand others. It would only give me a headache.

[It really would.]

And I doubt we're stuck. I could probably leave at my own behest, disregarding any odd circumstances.
bookdrooling: (19)

[personal profile] bookdrooling 2016-05-15 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
To a human, perhaps.

[Humans are so weak, you see. Can't even handle a little burn and other odd substances.]

As for myself, it's quite doubtful.
youraffection: (pic#10015918)

[personal profile] youraffection 2016-05-15 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[ His dignity is at stake, Soleil. To be fair he didn't have much to begin with, but can't he hang onto what he has left? The fact that she isn't as uncomfortable makes him just feel...more uncomfortable. He should just take a few deep breaths and chill out, right?

But she's...just so confident. Well, of course she should be, she's not bad to look at--

--no no, no, no we're not having those thoughts. Nope. Not now. Not when his body could so easily betray him. ]


If I...shake...

[ Did she seriously just ask him to shimmy in a speedo? He was pale, now he's going red in the face. He must be ill. The heat is getting to him. ]
hairysituations: (herbskillz) (pic#10037617)

[personal profile] hairysituations 2016-05-15 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Look at it this way: you could be stark naked.

[ Imagine that. Balls bouncing everywhere. Twigs on display. Ass. So much ass. Nobody needs that. At least the goods are tucked away. Nothing left to the imagination, sure, but tucked away. ]

And I was thinking about that. How about we just find the door? If this really is some kind of castle there has to be a way out. Even if it's made of sand.

[ See? Logic. That's totally sound logic. Logic that does not involve them dying in a pile of disgusting sand. ]

How's that sound?
mombastic: (Well that sure looks... demonic)

[personal profile] mombastic 2016-05-15 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
... I may have something that could work, but it's going to get even more uncomfortably crowded in here for a minute. Is that all right?

[ At least she'll ask first. ]

[personal profile] fursonality 2016-05-15 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Err... well, I tried, but they didn't really give me a concrete answer for it. I was hoping maybe someone who's been around longer would know. Though I guess you're as new as I am...

[Though actually, now that he's said that much.]

I'm Kaden! It's nice to meet you, stranger.
ordaining: (35)

[personal profile] ordaining 2016-05-15 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
And you actually trust them? [ This is not the time for Dark Magic Is Bad o'clock but Felicia... ] You can't put anything past someone who dabbles with the wrong kind of magic, for all you know...

[ "I'm just a servant", it may be that she has no choice in the matter. He breathes out slowly, calms himself and reaches to rub at his temple slowly. ]

Sorry, I shouldn't have said that. [ But he definitely looks like he's holding his words back. ] But you should consider being more careful.