[LET HIM BE A TOWEL GOBLIN IN PEACE, OKAY. Do you know how many people he's threatened with bodily injury today just because they happened to catch a glimpse of leg before he bundled himself up... Too Many.
Also, he's tired. He's tired!! It's not his fault he attracts shenanigans like a magnet. When will he be able to take his well-deserved nap?]
What's that supposed to mean, huh? [Them's fightin' words, bucko... But he'll glance over to the menu to see what he's pointing at and - oh god why, why are there two Soujis up there again he's even more tired now.
But more importantly:] There're definitely still some problems with that one... [WHY SO MANY SALTED PEANUTS. Or the one with shame - apt, though.] Can't you just wait until we're outside to get something to drink? Like, the real outside.
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Also, he's tired. He's tired!! It's not his fault he attracts shenanigans like a magnet. When will he be able to take his well-deserved nap?]
What's that supposed to mean, huh? [Them's fightin' words, bucko... But he'll glance over to the menu to see what he's pointing at and - oh god why, why are there two Soujis up there again he's even more tired now.
But more importantly:] There're definitely still some problems with that one... [WHY SO MANY SALTED PEANUTS. Or the one with shame - apt, though.] Can't you just wait until we're outside to get something to drink? Like, the real outside.