[ sup, lavs. you get the revealing outfit and hawke gets the children's bathing suit (but in red). she doesn't seem particularly bothered by it, just standing near enough to hear the statement and looking over to -- oh, a dalish elf. huh. they're definitely from thedas, aren't they? ]

Yes, you could be dead.

[ a pause and -- ]

Or gutted. Left for dead. Eviscerated. Hung from a noose. Eaten by a dragon. Possessed by an abomination. Set on fire. Chopped into little tiny itty bitty bits. A victim of genocide.

[ hawke, why are you such an ass? ]