
You know what everyone needs after rampant robotic attacks and another iteration of clone wars? A vacation! That’s right everyone, you deserve this. CERES understands what you need. CERES is here for you all the time, so never doubt that this is a pleasure colony, and they are here to look after all of your needs. Kick your feet up, relax, and let CERES Recreation and Activity Necessity Keepers (Team RANK, that is) set you up with your ideal getaway. It’s as if you can sense the incoming relaxation and luxury before you even completely finish loading. There’s the warmth encompassing your entire body as your code gets transferred into this particular ViViD Level. A cool, refreshing breeze hits you. The sounds of waves gently lapping against the coast fill you with relaxation. The sun, the sand, the surfs, it’s all there – welcome to the beach, baby! An echoing greeting message from the ocean comes next, if you can translate it.
 OOOOOOOOOOOOHMAHH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHD. YOOOOOOOOOOOORRRALL SOOOOOOOOOOOOO KYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT. KYOOOOOOOOOOOT EEEENAAAAUUUUUUUF TOOOOOOOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEET.
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PHASE I [ 08 00 ] That said, isn’t that breeze a little… too strong? It feels like it’s brushing up against all of you, if you know what I mean. When you open your eyes and look down, it becomes rather clear why. It seems that you’ve found yourself in some pretty interesting attire. Everyone. No exceptions. You appear to have two options – be overcome and scream like the Victorian maiden your heart says you are, or strut like a model in this stuff. Turn some heads! Work that up do!
But don’t worry, we’re also conscious about safety here at CERES! Therefore everyone’s also been provided a pair of super high-tech safety-tested appendage protection floatation devices (STAPFD for short.) At least everyone around you is caught in the same sort of attire – and everyone around you also appears to be stuck inside a giant sand castle. It’s entirely malleable to what you want it to be! Want to see a fancy sand bidet? Feel like adding a sand statue in your honor? Think that wall should now be a door? Well, with enough perseverance, you can make it happen!
Just uh, be careful about getting sand in your… everywhere.
PHASE II [ 10 00 ] Someone broke it. Not pointing any fingers, even though you sure do seem like a prime suspect, but someone broke it. It almost starts like an earthquake with how the castle starts to rumble, the sand shaking right beneath your feet. And then the walls right next to you start to cave in followed promptly by the ceiling right… above your head. Oh dear. The sand starts to run and fall, losing its structure and shape. The hallway behind you starts to cave in, ceiling first and then the walls follow suit. Now the sand really is getting everywhere – but not just uncomfortable places. It’s in your hair, your eyes, your nose…. this sure doesn’t seem like a pleasant way to go! Best to start running – there’s a trusty drawbridge to get over the moat (because what’s a sandcastle without a moat?) but who knows how long until that, too, is going to give way? Best to cross over it before it starts to shake and disappear too. Or if you don’t make it, hopefully you can land some pretty impressive airtime to make it to the other side!
If not, well...there'll be the sensation of sand crushing down upon you, filling your mouth and eyes, and you won't be able to breathe at all – and then you're alive again on the beach (but possibly in yet another new, uncomfortable, skimpy swimsuit). Honestly, be more careful, would you?
PHASE III [ 12 00 ] However, once you do make it to the other side, it’s all smooth sailing from there! Or is it? Hah, as they say, life sure can be a beach. Which is what this is. Welcome to your Beach Episode, folks. Now that you’ve made it out of the collapsing sand castle, you’ve made it to the luxurious, picturesque golden coastline. Sure, you’re coughing up fine, luxurious, sand dust right now and you’ve definitely gotten sand in all of your crevices thanks to your swimsuit, but that’s okay! Go take a soak in the ocean or something or cool off with a smoothie. There’s a smoothie shack off into the distance, complete with a long chalkboard with… well, probably a few familiar names? And some unfamiliar ingredients. Sounds appetizing right? That said, once you do ingest some of the smoothie with the name of a newcomer, you might suddenly find yourself feeling a bit… different. You’ll be taking on some of their traits, one of the most intense parts of their personality – or you might need to take a second to sit down because you’re suddenly seeing one of their memories. Whoa. What do they actually put in this stuff?
PHASE IV [ 15 00 ] For the brave souls that venture out into the water, you have even more adventures waiting for you. Anyone who’s swimming around, wading in the water—hell, even looking at the water is getting scooped up and deposited in one of these giant orbs. But don’t take up too much room, because someone else is getting shoved right in there with you. Time to get cozy with your new friend, because it's only going to get worse as the waves begin to carry you out into this big, blue, virtual ocean. Hopefully the choppy waves don’t bounce you around too much or – well, you could always get really friendly with a stranger! Why not? At least until it’s made very clear that fresh air does not make it back into these balls. That seems like a bit of a design flaw. Now what? Fight the other person who’s inhaling all your air? Suffer through it for swimsuit-clad fun? Or if you break it…. well, you sure are stranded out in the ocean. Or are you? After enough flailing, you’ll be met by a giant, dumb-looking creature who will then eat you whole. Everything goes dark. This is surely the end --
And then you're in Cerealia proper; it seems that was the exit to the level (but why there?) and you'll find yourself either in one of the fountains or the pond in the park. Either way, you'll be very, very well. And this time, that's not virtual. But hey, at least you'll have all of your stuff with you.
BONUS [ xx xx ] Do you hear that? Anyone idle on the beach will hear a distant melody coming from further out into the ocean. It’s a beautiful, elegant song that automatically makes the listener stop what they’re doing and immediately wander toward the noise. It takes you a moment to recall – it takes a moment to think about anything now, really – but you remember hearing the smoothie shack owner say something about mermaids populating the beach. Could this be their song calling out to you? Whether you would normally abide by this kind of call or not, you find your feet walking further and further out into the water, the shallows lapping up to your ankles and up and up as you are drawn in by the song. A rather classic song, though the usual instances of French are also replaced with the very enticing, enchanting nonsense promise of omelette du fromage........and then they try to drown you.
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franziska von karma | ota
The outfit I'm wearing is so poorly designed it's almost a joke. Only a fool would wear such foolish clothes in a foolish place created by fools.
[You may catch her having a temper tantrum. Best not to get near her when she's in this state. The sound of her whip hitting a blunt object keeps repeating itself. Eventually she just runs out of steam and holds her hands together in a fist. ]
It's only been ten minutes and I have sand in my beautiful hair. How irritating.
[Or if she just catches you she might stop you and say this:]
Would you like to have an extra serving of sand?
[She sure doesn't want it.]
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[Everything's so wet. She didn't sign up for the beach, that's for sure. Nothing really catches Franziska's attention, that is until she notices the blackboard with names scribbled on it. Some of them sound familiar and then there's hers. ]
"Fruit-ziska?" Who on earth came up with these names? Ridiculous, it's ridiculous. I repeated myself because I felt like it. No words can describe how I'm feeling right now.
Are any of these names familiar to you? You'd better hope not.
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U- Um. Not at all! Not at all!
[ she seems suspicious. ]
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[ Franziska points her index finger at Athena like...wow isn't that rude? Someone forgot to teach this girl manners when she was younger. ]
Could it be that you're hiding something?
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Integra walks up behind her, despite her own state of address, and speaks plainly: )
I'd suggest you not waste your energy, madam.
( Why does she even try? )
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I'll agree with you for now. There's little point in wasting energy.
So, who might you be?
[ Integra's still a stranger as far as she's concerned. ]
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F-Franzy?!
[He turns around carefully, looking to see if that's actually her. It has to be, there's no mistaking her-
...Well that sure is an outfit.]
If anyone could rock sand in her hair, it's you, at least!
[HE KIND OF KNOWS BETTER NOT TO COMMENT ON THE OUTFIT...for now, anyway. Besides, he has no room to talk with his own ridiculous swimsuit.]
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[ When will she stop addressing people by their full names? The answer is never. Larry's no exception to this rule. She sends her whip flying near him because that's how she greets people. ]
You look foolish as ever. Tell me, what have you been up to?
[ If Larry's here then there's a good chance that he's been doing crazy things.]
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U-Uh, no thanks. I've had more sand than I could handle for a lifetime or two. Um, do you need some help? It would be terrible if your beautiful hair suffered even more.
( She is praying to every god she knows of that the woman is whipped-out for the moment. )
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Where can I find the fool responsible for this atrocity? Do you have any idea? You don't catch me as the sort of person who'd like to make others suffer.
[If she's wrong about that, then it's too bad.]
The culprit must be someone else.
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It's probably meant as some strange twisted joke.
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So who's the joke now? It's definitely not me. [ Franziska folds her arms and frowns, unimpressed. ]
I'll digress and say that we have to do something about these ridiculous attires and then find suitable ones.
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I don't know. 'Fruit-ziska' sounds pretty good, actually. But please, tell me again about how ridiculous it is.
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[ Also Sakura missed most of that earlier rant. Sorry Franziska. ]
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[William's used to the the fact that this time period favors very odd and trendy names for their foodstuffs, but this is tacky.]
And what if they were?
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A chill ran down Phoenix's spine as he recognized the voice of someone he likely has not seen in quite a while. He did not see here yet, though, as he was just around the corner. And currently covering himself with as much sand as possible just to try to cover his own skimpy number.
Still, he tentatively calls out.]
Franziska? Is that you? [Whippings aside, he did miss even her, with all the time he's spent in the colony, and worried for her, as he did with everyone who may have been gone along with their planet.]
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[She has to grin a little at 'Fruit-ziska', especially with this girl getting cranky about it.]
[Von Karma's gotta be a coincidence, right?]
I think they're pretty funny! But there's no way anyone would actually drink stuff like this. CERES loves their practical jokes.
[Franziska doesn't even have the familiar shoulderpads or ruffles to clue her in, right now, either...]
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I'm so sorry
rip indeed
ps i give full whipping permission
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Yeaaaah... They didn't consider the TPO for this at all.
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Unfortunately, I happen to see my own... amongst one other name I can briefly recall. ( try... the name of his mafioso family's "boss," but well. not all details had to be divulged so openly. regardless, he continues onwards. undaunted. )
Truly regretful, indeed. ( though, he seems oddly at ease all things considered. ) Yourself, miss?
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1 HELLO SIS
Winding up in ViViD in nothing but a speedo and these ridiculous inflatable things within view of Franziska von Karma, that's right. Don't get Edgeworth wrong, he's happy to see his sister...and at the same time, he wouldn't wish this sort of fate on anyone. Plus, she's going to whip him, isn't she. He certainly didn't miss THAT. For now, he just gasps at the sight of her, both in surprise and in embarrassment for her because she's wearing something equally ludicrous and revealing.]
N-no, Franziska, I most certainly would not! [Edgeworth just focuses on her face. This is different from the times when she was little and he saw her in the nude so many times, okay.
Franziska might notice a few things that are different with him, though. There is a scar on his stomach, a sign of surgery done quite a while ago. And while he's always had the linebacker shoulders, he might be a little more buff, with more pronounced muscles, from all the fighting and training he has had to do.]
LITTLE BRO!
NNNGGHHOOOH
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Sadly, it means he's had a good laugh at some of the unfortunate guys here ( only the guys though ) and he's... well, about to put his foot in his mouth probably. ]
Oh I don't know, it looks like there's enough sand for everyone here.
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[Therefore, she recognizes something, though the threat goes past her head.]
I'm tempted to order it just to see what that actually tastes like!
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III because this will be awful
The names are meant to offend. Also, word you're looking for is probably outraged.
[A snort.]
And yes, several of the names are familiar to me.
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Ah! Ms. Von Karma!
[The exclamation would have been more more welcoming if she hadn't been so caught off-guard by the woman's arrival; Iris had few memories of her, but most of them were...actually somewhat positive. Not the least of which involved the fact that she had labored tirelessly all night to aid Sister Bikini in freeing her from the cave.]
You're...you're here as well.
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I'd prefer to find a way to get out of it.
( To find the place away from this, since getting the sand away would be more difficult)
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I'd rather not. Why don't you continue carving a way out with that whip of yours? It looked like you were making some progress.
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