You know what everyone needs after rampant robotic attacks and another iteration of clone wars? A vacation! That’s right everyone, you deserve this. CERES understands what you need. CERES is here for you all the time, so never doubt that this is a pleasure colony, and they are here to look after all of your needs. Kick your feet up, relax, and let CERES Recreation and Activity Necessity Keepers (Team RANK, that is) set you up with your ideal getaway.
It’s as if you can sense the incoming relaxation and luxury before you even completely finish loading. There’s the warmth encompassing your entire body as your code gets transferred into this particular ViViD Level. A cool, refreshing breeze hits you. The sounds of waves gently lapping against the coast fill you with relaxation. The sun, the sand, the surfs, it’s all there – welcome to the beach, baby!
An echoing greeting message from the ocean comes next, if you can translate it.
 OOOOOOOOOOOOHMAHH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHD.
YOOOOOOOOOOOORRRALL SOOOOOOOOOOOOO KYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT.
KYOOOOOOOOOOOT EEEENAAAAUUUUUUUF TOOOOOOOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEET.
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PHASE I [ 08 00 ] That said, isn’t that breeze a little… too strong? It feels like it’s brushing up against all of you, if you know what I mean. When you open your eyes and look down, it becomes rather clear why. It seems that you’ve found yourself in some pretty interesting attire. Everyone. No exceptions. You appear to have two options – be overcome and scream like the Victorian maiden your heart says you are, or strut like a model in this stuff. Turn some heads! Work that up do!
But don’t worry, we’re also conscious about safety here at CERES! Therefore everyone’s also been provided a pair of super high-tech safety-tested appendage protection floatation devices (STAPFD for short.)
At least everyone around you is caught in the same sort of attire – and everyone around you also appears to be stuck inside a giant sand castle. It’s entirely malleable to what you want it to be! Want to see a fancy sand bidet? Feel like adding a sand statue in your honor? Think that wall should now be a door? Well, with enough perseverance, you can make it happen!
Just uh, be careful about getting sand in your… everywhere.
PHASE II [ 1000 ] Someone broke it. Not pointing any fingers, even though you sure do seem like a prime suspect, but someone broke it.
It almost starts like an earthquake with how the castle starts to rumble, the sand shaking right beneath your feet. And then the walls right next to you start to cave in followed promptly by the ceiling right… above your head. Oh dear. The sand starts to run and fall, losing its structure and shape. The hallway behind you starts to cave in, ceiling first and then the walls follow suit. Now the sand really is getting everywhere – but not just uncomfortable places. It’s in your hair, your eyes, your nose…. this sure doesn’t seem like a pleasant way to go!
Best to start running – there’s a trusty drawbridge to get over the moat (because what’s a sandcastle without a moat?) but who knows how long until that, too, is going to give way? Best to cross over it before it starts to shake and disappear too. Or if you don’t make it, hopefully you can land some pretty impressive airtime to make it to the other side!
If not, well...there'll be the sensation of sand crushing down upon you, filling your mouth and eyes, and you won't be able to breathe at all – and then you're alive again on the beach (but possibly in yet another new, uncomfortable, skimpy swimsuit). Honestly, be more careful, would you?
PHASE III [ 1200 ] However, once you do make it to the other side, it’s all smooth sailing from there! Or is it? Hah, as they say, life sure can be a beach.
Which is what this is.
Welcome to your Beach Episode, folks. Now that you’ve made it out of the collapsing sand castle, you’ve made it to the luxurious, picturesque golden coastline. Sure, you’re coughing up fine, luxurious, sand dust right now and you’ve definitely gotten sand in all of your crevices thanks to your swimsuit, but that’s okay! Go take a soak in the ocean or something or cool off with a smoothie. There’s a smoothie shack off into the distance, complete with a long chalkboard with… well, probably a few familiar names? And some unfamiliar ingredients. Sounds appetizing right?
That said, once you do ingest some of the smoothie with the name of a newcomer, you might suddenly find yourself feeling a bit… different. You’ll be taking on some of their traits, one of the most intense parts of their personality – or you might need to take a second to sit down because you’re suddenly seeing one of their memories. Whoa. What do they actually put in this stuff?
PHASE IV [ 1500 ] For the brave souls that venture out into the water, you have even more adventures waiting for you. Anyone who’s swimming around, wading in the water—hell, even looking at the water is getting scooped up and deposited in one of these giant orbs. But don’t take up too much room, because someone else is getting shoved right in there with you. Time to get cozy with your new friend, because it's only going to get worse as the waves begin to carry you out into this big, blue, virtual ocean. Hopefully the choppy waves don’t bounce you around too much or – well, you could always get really friendly with a stranger! Why not?
At least until it’s made very clear that fresh air does not make it back into these balls. That seems like a bit of a design flaw. Now what? Fight the other person who’s inhaling all your air? Suffer through it for swimsuit-clad fun? Or if you break it…. well, you sure are stranded out in the ocean. Or are you?
After enough flailing, you’ll be met by a giant, dumb-looking creature who will then eat you whole.
Everything goes dark. This is surely the end --
And then you're in Cerealia proper; it seems that was the exit to the level (but why there?) and you'll find yourself either in one of the fountains or the pond in the park. Either way, you'll be very, very well. And this time, that's not virtual. But hey, at least you'll have all of your stuff with you.
BONUS [ xxxx ] Do you hear that?
Anyone idle on the beach will hear a distant melody coming from further out into the ocean. It’s a beautiful, elegant song that automatically makes the listener stop what they’re doing and immediately wander toward the noise. It takes you a moment to recall – it takes a moment to think about anything now, really – but you remember hearing the smoothie shack owner say something about mermaids populating the beach. Could this be their song calling out to you? Whether you would normally abide by this kind of call or not, you find your feet walking further and further out into the water, the shallows lapping up to your ankles and up and up as you are drawn in by the song.
A rather classic song, though the usual instances of French are also replaced with the very enticing, enchanting nonsense promise of omelette du fromage........and then they try to drown you.
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PHASE III OF COURSE
except he's... actually not that embarrassed but whatever.
but Hijikata isn't beside Heisuke! he actually hears Heisuke's very familiar voice while Hijikata happened to be squinting at the chalkboard -- he sees the two Heisukes written on there so ... this just makes his life easier.
but anyway, Heisuke might get a tug from the back of his sexy butler bathing suit collar!? ]
You're goofing off already?
[ hi Heisuke... ]
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Though, it looks like the girl he was trying to talk to has now taken her chance to get up and go. Damn. )
Hijikata-san? ( There's a trace of a whine in his voice — his drink is pretty fitting, huh? Though it's just about disappeared as he continues, because after all, a familiar face!! ) We're at the beach, isn't it fine to relax a little? We're not in Japan anymore, and look! ( He points to the blackboard, super excited about something. ) There's even drinks named after me!
( Two! TWO!!! This is because he is the most popular Gumi. )
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which... is basically just Hijikata himself. he sighs though, and just decides to let go to pinch the bridge of his nose instead. ]
I saw your name on that board, you could've at least try to find me first. [ it's just his way to say 'I was worried sick'!!! gosh...
but... at least he can relax a little because Heisuke does have a point. ]
'Why are there two Heisuke Toudous'... Huh. Honestly, I could ask the same thing. [ but he probably... knows why, actually. ]
I don't know if I want to trust some of the ingredients on here, but... That other one named after you doesn't sound bad.
[ well... it's just alcohol so. and "whine", but hopefully that doesn't have a taste. ]
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( It's fine, it's fine, despite all his excuses his expression hasn't really fallen, so it's safe to assume he's definitely not minding Hijikata finding him. There's a long and thoughtful hum as he looks, but he agrees! It's named after him, after all, so he's sure it'll turn out... alright...
More importantly: )
You can afford these, Hijikata-san? ( Or was he not counting the other named after him for the price. ) Hmm, in that case, can you get me the Karna-val!
( Don't let him down, Hijikata-san. )
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[ he's not really going to say more than that, unless Heisuke is curious enough to ask! though, he's acting as if Hijikata's been gone for maybe 0.2 seconds rather than like... four months was it? something like that. ]
I suppose I can.
[ but now he turns his eyes back to the chalkboard and looks for the Karna-val. the ingredients are at least... not terrifying? but lord, that price! luckily... he thinks he can? maybe he can just put it on the tab, or something.
however bars work.
he ALMOST wanted to give Heisuke the look(TM) but... ] Well, you know. I can't say no to drinking, we might as well relax anyway.
[ YOU'RE LUCKY HEISUKE! Hijikata orders that Karna-val! and after a few moments, it comes sliding out... ]
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( WOW Hijikata, that's some high expectations you've got for him here — Heisuke's a samurai, not an esper, okay? Heisuke'll brighten up significantly when he actually agrees to get him the drink, almost a bit surprised to be honest, but glad nonetheless. )
Hehe, I knew I could count on you, Hijikata-san!
( Let's be honest though, this drink is pretty much just very expensive bottled water. Heisuke even sniffs it to make sure, and hey, it's just... )
Huh... this is plainer than I thought.
( He'll give it a shot though! Taking a big sip, and then immediately spacing out like he's taking a moment to see into the meaning of life itself. Ah yes, the furries who say Karna-kun. )
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So be it.
[ let's be real! deep DEEP DOWN in the depths of hell that are Hijikata's feelings... he's actually extremely relieved! maybe even a little happy if he truly wants to admit. it's nice finally seeing a comrade after like... has it been 4 months?
he kind of lost count, but it's definitely been getting lonely lately. ]
Well, naturally. Did you not read the ingredients? [ COME ON HEISUKE... but uh... is he spacing out... Everyone knows Heisuke is a weak drinker, but it was just water right!?!? ]
Hey, Heisuke. What's wrong? [ SNAP OUT OF IT BUDDY... ]