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//EVENT029.EXE

Who: Not CERES
When: OOC: 5/15 ; IC: 7/7
Where: Tropical ViViD Estates
What: CERES thought everyone deserved a bit of a break.
Rating/Warning: PG-13 for some questionable swimsuit choices. Please let the mods know if the rating should go up!

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You know what everyone needs after rampant robotic attacks and another iteration of clone wars? A vacation! That’s right everyone, you deserve this. CERES understands what you need. CERES is here for you all the time, so never doubt that this is a pleasure colony, and they are here to look after all of your needs. Kick your feet up, relax, and let CERES Recreation and Activity Necessity Keepers (Team RANK, that is) set you up with your ideal getaway.

It’s as if you can sense the incoming relaxation and luxury before you even completely finish loading. There’s the warmth encompassing your entire body as your code gets transferred into this particular ViViD Level. A cool, refreshing breeze hits you. The sounds of waves gently lapping against the coast fill you with relaxation. The sun, the sand, the surfs, it’s all there – welcome to the beach, baby!

An echoing greeting message from the ocean comes next, if you can translate it.


OOOOOOOOOOOOHMAHH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHD.

YOOOOOOOOOOOORRRALL SOOOOOOOOOOOOO KYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT.

KYOOOOOOOOOOOT EEEENAAAAUUUUUUUF TOOOOOOOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEET.

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 08:00 ] That said, isn’t that breeze a little… too strong? It feels like it’s brushing up against all of you, if you know what I mean. When you open your eyes and look down, it becomes rather clear why. It seems that you’ve found yourself in some pretty interesting attire. Everyone. No exceptions. You appear to have two options – be overcome and scream like the Victorian maiden your heart says you are, or strut like a model in this stuff. Turn some heads! Work that up do!

But don’t worry, we’re also conscious about safety here at CERES! Therefore everyone’s also been provided a pair of super high-tech safety-tested appendage protection floatation devices (STAPFD for short.)

At least everyone around you is caught in the same sort of attire – and everyone around you also appears to be stuck inside a giant sand castle. It’s entirely malleable to what you want it to be! Want to see a fancy sand bidet? Feel like adding a sand statue in your honor? Think that wall should now be a door? Well, with enough perseverance, you can make it happen!

Just uh, be careful about getting sand in your… everywhere.

PHASE II

[ 10:00 ] Someone broke it. Not pointing any fingers, even though you sure do seem like a prime suspect, but someone broke it.

It almost starts like an earthquake with how the castle starts to rumble, the sand shaking right beneath your feet. And then the walls right next to you start to cave in followed promptly by the ceiling right… above your head. Oh dear. The sand starts to run and fall, losing its structure and shape. The hallway behind you starts to cave in, ceiling first and then the walls follow suit. Now the sand really is getting everywhere – but not just uncomfortable places. It’s in your hair, your eyes, your nose…. this sure doesn’t seem like a pleasant way to go!

Best to start running – there’s a trusty drawbridge to get over the moat (because what’s a sandcastle without a moat?) but who knows how long until that, too, is going to give way? Best to cross over it before it starts to shake and disappear too. Or if you don’t make it, hopefully you can land some pretty impressive airtime to make it to the other side!

If not, well...there'll be the sensation of sand crushing down upon you, filling your mouth and eyes, and you won't be able to breathe at all – and then you're alive again on the beach (but possibly in yet another new, uncomfortable, skimpy swimsuit). Honestly, be more careful, would you?

PHASE III

[ 12:00 ] However, once you do make it to the other side, it’s all smooth sailing from there! Or is it? Hah, as they say, life sure can be a beach.

Which is what this is.

Welcome to your Beach Episode, folks. Now that you’ve made it out of the collapsing sand castle, you’ve made it to the luxurious, picturesque golden coastline. Sure, you’re coughing up fine, luxurious, sand dust right now and you’ve definitely gotten sand in all of your crevices thanks to your swimsuit, but that’s okay! Go take a soak in the ocean or something or cool off with a smoothie. There’s a smoothie shack off into the distance, complete with a long chalkboard with… well, probably a few familiar names? And some unfamiliar ingredients. Sounds appetizing right?

That said, once you do ingest some of the smoothie with the name of a newcomer, you might suddenly find yourself feeling a bit… different. You’ll be taking on some of their traits, one of the most intense parts of their personality – or you might need to take a second to sit down because you’re suddenly seeing one of their memories. Whoa. What do they actually put in this stuff?

PHASE IV

[ 15:00 ] For the brave souls that venture out into the water, you have even more adventures waiting for you. Anyone who’s swimming around, wading in the water—hell, even looking at the water is getting scooped up and deposited in one of these giant orbs. But don’t take up too much room, because someone else is getting shoved right in there with you. Time to get cozy with your new friend, because it's only going to get worse as the waves begin to carry you out into this big, blue, virtual ocean. Hopefully the choppy waves don’t bounce you around too much or – well, you could always get really friendly with a stranger! Why not?

At least until it’s made very clear that fresh air does not make it back into these balls. That seems like a bit of a design flaw. Now what? Fight the other person who’s inhaling all your air? Suffer through it for swimsuit-clad fun? Or if you break it…. well, you sure are stranded out in the ocean. Or are you?

After enough flailing, you’ll be met by a giant, dumb-looking creature who will then eat you whole.

Everything goes dark. This is surely the end --

And then you're in Cerealia proper; it seems that was the exit to the level (but why there?) and you'll find yourself either in one of the fountains or the pond in the park. Either way, you'll be very, very well. And this time, that's not virtual. But hey, at least you'll have all of your stuff with you.

BONUS

[ xx:xx ] Do you hear that?

Anyone idle on the beach will hear a distant melody coming from further out into the ocean. It’s a beautiful, elegant song that automatically makes the listener stop what they’re doing and immediately wander toward the noise. It takes you a moment to recall – it takes a moment to think about anything now, really – but you remember hearing the smoothie shack owner say something about mermaids populating the beach. Could this be their song calling out to you? Whether you would normally abide by this kind of call or not, you find your feet walking further and further out into the water, the shallows lapping up to your ankles and up and up as you are drawn in by the song.

A rather classic song, though the usual instances of French are also replaced with the very enticing, enchanting nonsense promise of omelette du fromage........and then they try to drown you.


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//RUN.EXE

Welcome to Cerealia's May intro log! For your convenience, we have compiled the characters' arrival experience here, and should you have any questions, feel free to ask them here! You can also check the FAQ for more general inquiries. Should this event log hit Captcha, there is an all-purpose overflow here. Thank you!

feytality: I AM A MAYA AND WHAT IS THIS (What is this I don't even)

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[personal profile] feytality 2016-05-15 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, Maya's got herself a faux fur bikini that 1) looks ridiculous 2) exposes something she'd rather the public don't see: an unpleasant-looking scar across her stomach. But while she looks a little unhappy, her little number doesn't look nearly as uncomfortable as..... whatever that man's speedo is supposed to be. Seriously, that looks weird and painful.]

.....Yeesh. CERES really has no idea what fashion is supposed to be.

[but she can't help peering curiously at the metal device, mostly so she doesn't have to look lower]

Hey, hey, are you a cyborg? Maybe you should stay clear of the water...
Edited 2016-05-15 06:51 (UTC)
fishyoldman: (ARRIVEDERCI)

[personal profile] fishyoldman 2016-05-15 09:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Raven's observant enough to notice that scar straightaway, but tactful enough not to ask. He's thrown off a little by her own question, though, scratching his head. He's always been so careful to keep this thing hidden, and now this. What a pain.]

Nah, this thing's waterproof. I could jump right in and it'd keep going.

[And before she can ask any more questions, he heads her off with one of his own.] What's a 'cyborg'?
feytality: what is wrong with her hand (squints evilly at animation budget)

[personal profile] feytality 2016-05-20 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
[All his hard work at being shady.... ruined by one beach episode.]

[And unfortunately for Raven, he's caught the attention of one inquisitive little ferret. Maya's own wardrobe troubles are pretty much forgotten as she looks at it with continued interest...]


You know, half robot, half guy! Like a cybuddy.

Ooor are you a full robot? Totally nuts and bolts?!
fishyoldman: (AROUND)

[personal profile] fishyoldman 2016-05-22 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Beach episodes are supposed to be fanservice and hijinks! Why has everything betrayed him?]

Hey, who are you calling nuts? [That was a bad joke, even by his standards.....]

...Long story short, what you're looking at is called a blastia. It's a little machine that keeps these old bones moving.
feytality: (hay gaiz wuts going on in this thread)

[personal profile] feytality 2016-06-01 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[Truly, being Raven is suffering.]

[But, bad joke or not, that gets a chuckle out of her.]
I dunno, are you? You could just be bolts.

[The explanation gives her pause. She then goes on to ask a complete stranger personal questions:] Oooh.... like... for medical reasons? Did you get hurt or something?
fishyoldman: (ARRIVEDERCI)

[personal profile] fishyoldman 2016-06-02 12:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, something like that. [You're lucky you're a cute teenage girl and therefore more likely to get an explanation, Maya.]

It's a replacement for my heart. I've been this way for a long time, so you don't need to worry about this old timer.
feytality: such thought was put into this keyword (:o)

[personal profile] feytality 2016-06-03 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, Maya gets away with a lot because she's a cute teenage girl. Doesn't she know it.]

[She continues being nosy and curious. Apparently she hasn't heard the saying about cats]


Oh..... So, it's like... a cyberheart!

[Did he have open heart surgery or something?] Does it need to be plugged in or anything? Maybe you should be careful about the sand...
fishyoldman: (AROUND)

[personal profile] fishyoldman 2016-06-03 01:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah, blastia aren't that delicate. If all it took was a little sand to mess it up, I'd have keeled over years ago.

[Hopefully that's explanation enough! Maybe now for a convenient subject change?]

Y'know, it's not that often old Raven gets cute ladies in swimwear wantin' ta know the secrets of his heart.
feytality: ([jaws theme plays])

[personal profile] feytality 2016-06-05 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
I guess it must be pretty tough if it keeps you alive!

[Raven, please?? Don't do this to yourself]

[But little miss nosy is okay to move on, though she's still curious]


Well, it's not often that we all get stuck in swimwear! But I'm always cute.

[Even in this terrible faux fur bikini....]
fishyoldman: (LOVE SHOT)

[personal profile] fishyoldman 2016-06-05 11:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Tough is putting it mildly, but he's happy she left it at that.]

Now that I can believe! Does a cutie like you have a name?
feytality: Where did this stupid joke even come from idr (JUST KIDDING I LOVE PUPPIES)

[personal profile] feytality 2016-06-05 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's always time for nosiness later]

[but gosh, Raven sure is flattering her a lot!! She likes it]


I'm Maya! Maya Fey! [She clasps her hands together and bows her head]

Nice to meet you!

fishyoldman: (FLYING)

[personal profile] fishyoldman 2016-06-05 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Raven scratches his neck and grins. The bowing is all a bit formal for him.]

I'm Raven the Great! Since I'm feelin' nice, I'll just let ya call me Raven.
feytality: It's super effective?! (Maya used CUTE FACE (in hideous uniform))

[personal profile] feytality 2016-06-12 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, aside from residual Kurain habits, she isn't all that format, so no worries.]

[But "Raven the Great", huh... maybe she should start making people call her "Maya the Magnificent"]


Do you usually make people call you that, Mr. Raven?
fishyoldman: (OVERLIMIT)

[personal profile] fishyoldman 2016-06-12 11:45 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, I'm pretty benevolent in my greatness, so I let most people just call me Raven. No "misters" or anything either.

[...Unless you're Flynn, who is physically incapable of not being formal ever.]
feytality: (PLACEHOLDER 5: BRIDE OF PLACEHOLDER)

[personal profile] feytality 2016-07-03 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
That's pretty generous of you! [now she's just sassing him] Now that you mention it, I'm Maya the Magnificent, [SHE'S GOING FOR IT] but you can just call me Maya, too!

[He doesn't like the misters, huh.... Well, maybe he's feeling self-conscious about his age]

[Though, they are here in their terrible swimsuits]


...Maybe we should find some real clothes.