You know what everyone needs after rampant robotic attacks and another iteration of clone wars? A vacation! That’s right everyone, you deserve this. CERES understands what you need. CERES is here for you all the time, so never doubt that this is a pleasure colony, and they are here to look after all of your needs. Kick your feet up, relax, and let CERES Recreation and Activity Necessity Keepers (Team RANK, that is) set you up with your ideal getaway.
It’s as if you can sense the incoming relaxation and luxury before you even completely finish loading. There’s the warmth encompassing your entire body as your code gets transferred into this particular ViViD Level. A cool, refreshing breeze hits you. The sounds of waves gently lapping against the coast fill you with relaxation. The sun, the sand, the surfs, it’s all there – welcome to the beach, baby!
An echoing greeting message from the ocean comes next, if you can translate it.
 OOOOOOOOOOOOHMAHH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHD.
YOOOOOOOOOOOORRRALL SOOOOOOOOOOOOO KYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT.
KYOOOOOOOOOOOT EEEENAAAAUUUUUUUF TOOOOOOOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEET.
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PHASE I [ 08 00 ] That said, isn’t that breeze a little… too strong? It feels like it’s brushing up against all of you, if you know what I mean. When you open your eyes and look down, it becomes rather clear why. It seems that you’ve found yourself in some pretty interesting attire. Everyone. No exceptions. You appear to have two options – be overcome and scream like the Victorian maiden your heart says you are, or strut like a model in this stuff. Turn some heads! Work that up do!
But don’t worry, we’re also conscious about safety here at CERES! Therefore everyone’s also been provided a pair of super high-tech safety-tested appendage protection floatation devices (STAPFD for short.)
At least everyone around you is caught in the same sort of attire – and everyone around you also appears to be stuck inside a giant sand castle. It’s entirely malleable to what you want it to be! Want to see a fancy sand bidet? Feel like adding a sand statue in your honor? Think that wall should now be a door? Well, with enough perseverance, you can make it happen!
Just uh, be careful about getting sand in your… everywhere.
PHASE II [ 1000 ] Someone broke it. Not pointing any fingers, even though you sure do seem like a prime suspect, but someone broke it.
It almost starts like an earthquake with how the castle starts to rumble, the sand shaking right beneath your feet. And then the walls right next to you start to cave in followed promptly by the ceiling right… above your head. Oh dear. The sand starts to run and fall, losing its structure and shape. The hallway behind you starts to cave in, ceiling first and then the walls follow suit. Now the sand really is getting everywhere – but not just uncomfortable places. It’s in your hair, your eyes, your nose…. this sure doesn’t seem like a pleasant way to go!
Best to start running – there’s a trusty drawbridge to get over the moat (because what’s a sandcastle without a moat?) but who knows how long until that, too, is going to give way? Best to cross over it before it starts to shake and disappear too. Or if you don’t make it, hopefully you can land some pretty impressive airtime to make it to the other side!
If not, well...there'll be the sensation of sand crushing down upon you, filling your mouth and eyes, and you won't be able to breathe at all – and then you're alive again on the beach (but possibly in yet another new, uncomfortable, skimpy swimsuit). Honestly, be more careful, would you?
PHASE III [ 1200 ] However, once you do make it to the other side, it’s all smooth sailing from there! Or is it? Hah, as they say, life sure can be a beach.
Which is what this is.
Welcome to your Beach Episode, folks. Now that you’ve made it out of the collapsing sand castle, you’ve made it to the luxurious, picturesque golden coastline. Sure, you’re coughing up fine, luxurious, sand dust right now and you’ve definitely gotten sand in all of your crevices thanks to your swimsuit, but that’s okay! Go take a soak in the ocean or something or cool off with a smoothie. There’s a smoothie shack off into the distance, complete with a long chalkboard with… well, probably a few familiar names? And some unfamiliar ingredients. Sounds appetizing right?
That said, once you do ingest some of the smoothie with the name of a newcomer, you might suddenly find yourself feeling a bit… different. You’ll be taking on some of their traits, one of the most intense parts of their personality – or you might need to take a second to sit down because you’re suddenly seeing one of their memories. Whoa. What do they actually put in this stuff?
PHASE IV [ 1500 ] For the brave souls that venture out into the water, you have even more adventures waiting for you. Anyone who’s swimming around, wading in the water—hell, even looking at the water is getting scooped up and deposited in one of these giant orbs. But don’t take up too much room, because someone else is getting shoved right in there with you. Time to get cozy with your new friend, because it's only going to get worse as the waves begin to carry you out into this big, blue, virtual ocean. Hopefully the choppy waves don’t bounce you around too much or – well, you could always get really friendly with a stranger! Why not?
At least until it’s made very clear that fresh air does not make it back into these balls. That seems like a bit of a design flaw. Now what? Fight the other person who’s inhaling all your air? Suffer through it for swimsuit-clad fun? Or if you break it…. well, you sure are stranded out in the ocean. Or are you?
After enough flailing, you’ll be met by a giant, dumb-looking creature who will then eat you whole.
Everything goes dark. This is surely the end --
And then you're in Cerealia proper; it seems that was the exit to the level (but why there?) and you'll find yourself either in one of the fountains or the pond in the park. Either way, you'll be very, very well. And this time, that's not virtual. But hey, at least you'll have all of your stuff with you.
BONUS [ xxxx ] Do you hear that?
Anyone idle on the beach will hear a distant melody coming from further out into the ocean. It’s a beautiful, elegant song that automatically makes the listener stop what they’re doing and immediately wander toward the noise. It takes you a moment to recall – it takes a moment to think about anything now, really – but you remember hearing the smoothie shack owner say something about mermaids populating the beach. Could this be their song calling out to you? Whether you would normally abide by this kind of call or not, you find your feet walking further and further out into the water, the shallows lapping up to your ankles and up and up as you are drawn in by the song.
A rather classic song, though the usual instances of French are also replaced with the very enticing, enchanting nonsense promise of omelette du fromage........and then they try to drown you.
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LEE-SAN. He might not know him well - or much at all, really - but it's a familiar enough of a face from home to at least put him at ease with asking for assistance. ]
Lift me up so I can erase that dumb pun up there. [ A please would be great, but apparently too much to ask for. ] Bore-uto isn't even funny, 'ttebasa.
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You are right... That is a very unusual joke to make on the name of Naruto-kun! [It doesn't even have the same sound. But the 'Uzumaki' is there, so it has to be him. ...But it's odd, since Naruto's actual name is elsewhere on the board.]
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You can not hit an adult. You CAN NOT hit an adult. He'll just repeat this in his head to try and fight the urge. He focuses in angrilt erasing the pun. ]
Don't confuse me with that old man! I'm Boruto, not Naruto, dattebasa!
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B-Boruto...?! But, you seem so much like him!! And, Naruto-kun is in the springtime of his youth!! [He squints back at the list.]
'Uzumaki'... Could it be? Could you be... Naruto-kun's.........
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......grandfather?????
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Don't be an idiot, dattebasa! Do I look like some damned grandpa!
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No, you do not, but... This place brings people from different times! And you have to be related to Naruto-kun, but I am sure that he has no brothers or cousins. And you are not his father... Who could you be, young Boruto-kun?!
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He's my dad! Geez. Hand me a piece of chalk, will ya?
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But... He is so young and innocent! I never knew... that Naruto-kun had a son! [But even in his confusion, he manages to hand the chalk over to Boruto.] Here...
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"BOR-COOL-TO UZUMAKI" seems to be the winner, no less dumb, but perfect in his eyes. ]
Everyone knows Tou-san has kids.
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BOR-COOL-TO Uzumaki!
[The runner of the smoothie stand seems to notice too and is eying them suspiciously.]
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It looks nice, yeah? [ Noting the smoothie stand owner, he's tugging on Lee's sleeve to try and drag him in the opposite direction. He knows that look. That look gets him in trouble. ]
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[He'll let Boruto tug and guide him along, as he speaks, although now the smoothie guy looks like he's calling for something. Lee is oblivious, though, and gives an encouraging smile at Boruto's terrible wordplay.] But you did do a nice job, Boruto-kun!
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[ He gulps and tries to think quick on his feet. Eyes brightening with an idea, he tugs on Lee's arm lightly once more. ] Oy! Lee-san! Wanna race to the other side of the beach? I bet I can beat you, 'ttebasa!
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Yes!! I gladly accept your challenge, Boruto-kun!! What should the conditions of defeat be?
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[ HE'S OFF, SORRY LEE. ]
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[He doesn't mind Boruto taking the head start. ...He'll need it. Lee soon breaks into a sprint and quickly gains on Boruto, running like a green demon! His mind is racing at the same time as he tries to think of the best defeat conditions for Boruto!]
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But, at the very least, he puts in one hell of an effort as he barrels towards the opposite end of the beach as fast as his legs will take him. ]
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As it is, Lee races forward energetically - especially since he does not have his ankle weights on him - and he cheers as he races past Boruto.]
Please try harder, young man!!
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Oy, oy! Your legs are longer than mine! This is me trying!
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Did you... figure out... what you bet me?
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