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Who: Not CERES
When: OOC: 5/15 ; IC: 7/7
Where: Tropical ViViD Estates
What: CERES thought everyone deserved a bit of a break.
Rating/Warning: PG-13 for some questionable swimsuit choices. Please let the mods know if the rating should go up!

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You know what everyone needs after rampant robotic attacks and another iteration of clone wars? A vacation! That’s right everyone, you deserve this. CERES understands what you need. CERES is here for you all the time, so never doubt that this is a pleasure colony, and they are here to look after all of your needs. Kick your feet up, relax, and let CERES Recreation and Activity Necessity Keepers (Team RANK, that is) set you up with your ideal getaway.

It’s as if you can sense the incoming relaxation and luxury before you even completely finish loading. There’s the warmth encompassing your entire body as your code gets transferred into this particular ViViD Level. A cool, refreshing breeze hits you. The sounds of waves gently lapping against the coast fill you with relaxation. The sun, the sand, the surfs, it’s all there – welcome to the beach, baby!

An echoing greeting message from the ocean comes next, if you can translate it.


OOOOOOOOOOOOHMAHH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHD.

YOOOOOOOOOOOORRRALL SOOOOOOOOOOOOO KYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT.

KYOOOOOOOOOOOT EEEENAAAAUUUUUUUF TOOOOOOOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEET.

//SCENARIOS.EXE


PHASE I

[ 08:00 ] That said, isn’t that breeze a little… too strong? It feels like it’s brushing up against all of you, if you know what I mean. When you open your eyes and look down, it becomes rather clear why. It seems that you’ve found yourself in some pretty interesting attire. Everyone. No exceptions. You appear to have two options – be overcome and scream like the Victorian maiden your heart says you are, or strut like a model in this stuff. Turn some heads! Work that up do!

But don’t worry, we’re also conscious about safety here at CERES! Therefore everyone’s also been provided a pair of super high-tech safety-tested appendage protection floatation devices (STAPFD for short.)

At least everyone around you is caught in the same sort of attire – and everyone around you also appears to be stuck inside a giant sand castle. It’s entirely malleable to what you want it to be! Want to see a fancy sand bidet? Feel like adding a sand statue in your honor? Think that wall should now be a door? Well, with enough perseverance, you can make it happen!

Just uh, be careful about getting sand in your… everywhere.

PHASE II

[ 10:00 ] Someone broke it. Not pointing any fingers, even though you sure do seem like a prime suspect, but someone broke it.

It almost starts like an earthquake with how the castle starts to rumble, the sand shaking right beneath your feet. And then the walls right next to you start to cave in followed promptly by the ceiling right… above your head. Oh dear. The sand starts to run and fall, losing its structure and shape. The hallway behind you starts to cave in, ceiling first and then the walls follow suit. Now the sand really is getting everywhere – but not just uncomfortable places. It’s in your hair, your eyes, your nose…. this sure doesn’t seem like a pleasant way to go!

Best to start running – there’s a trusty drawbridge to get over the moat (because what’s a sandcastle without a moat?) but who knows how long until that, too, is going to give way? Best to cross over it before it starts to shake and disappear too. Or if you don’t make it, hopefully you can land some pretty impressive airtime to make it to the other side!

If not, well...there'll be the sensation of sand crushing down upon you, filling your mouth and eyes, and you won't be able to breathe at all – and then you're alive again on the beach (but possibly in yet another new, uncomfortable, skimpy swimsuit). Honestly, be more careful, would you?

PHASE III

[ 12:00 ] However, once you do make it to the other side, it’s all smooth sailing from there! Or is it? Hah, as they say, life sure can be a beach.

Which is what this is.

Welcome to your Beach Episode, folks. Now that you’ve made it out of the collapsing sand castle, you’ve made it to the luxurious, picturesque golden coastline. Sure, you’re coughing up fine, luxurious, sand dust right now and you’ve definitely gotten sand in all of your crevices thanks to your swimsuit, but that’s okay! Go take a soak in the ocean or something or cool off with a smoothie. There’s a smoothie shack off into the distance, complete with a long chalkboard with… well, probably a few familiar names? And some unfamiliar ingredients. Sounds appetizing right?

That said, once you do ingest some of the smoothie with the name of a newcomer, you might suddenly find yourself feeling a bit… different. You’ll be taking on some of their traits, one of the most intense parts of their personality – or you might need to take a second to sit down because you’re suddenly seeing one of their memories. Whoa. What do they actually put in this stuff?

PHASE IV

[ 15:00 ] For the brave souls that venture out into the water, you have even more adventures waiting for you. Anyone who’s swimming around, wading in the water—hell, even looking at the water is getting scooped up and deposited in one of these giant orbs. But don’t take up too much room, because someone else is getting shoved right in there with you. Time to get cozy with your new friend, because it's only going to get worse as the waves begin to carry you out into this big, blue, virtual ocean. Hopefully the choppy waves don’t bounce you around too much or – well, you could always get really friendly with a stranger! Why not?

At least until it’s made very clear that fresh air does not make it back into these balls. That seems like a bit of a design flaw. Now what? Fight the other person who’s inhaling all your air? Suffer through it for swimsuit-clad fun? Or if you break it…. well, you sure are stranded out in the ocean. Or are you?

After enough flailing, you’ll be met by a giant, dumb-looking creature who will then eat you whole.

Everything goes dark. This is surely the end --

And then you're in Cerealia proper; it seems that was the exit to the level (but why there?) and you'll find yourself either in one of the fountains or the pond in the park. Either way, you'll be very, very well. And this time, that's not virtual. But hey, at least you'll have all of your stuff with you.

BONUS

[ xx:xx ] Do you hear that?

Anyone idle on the beach will hear a distant melody coming from further out into the ocean. It’s a beautiful, elegant song that automatically makes the listener stop what they’re doing and immediately wander toward the noise. It takes you a moment to recall – it takes a moment to think about anything now, really – but you remember hearing the smoothie shack owner say something about mermaids populating the beach. Could this be their song calling out to you? Whether you would normally abide by this kind of call or not, you find your feet walking further and further out into the water, the shallows lapping up to your ankles and up and up as you are drawn in by the song.

A rather classic song, though the usual instances of French are also replaced with the very enticing, enchanting nonsense promise of omelette du fromage........and then they try to drown you.


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//RUN.EXE

Welcome to Cerealia's May intro log! For your convenience, we have compiled the characters' arrival experience here, and should you have any questions, feel free to ask them here! You can also check the FAQ for more general inquiries. Should this event log hit Captcha, there is an all-purpose overflow here. Thank you!

pinsky: (shout it from above)

sorry for the wait but this'll go great tbh

[personal profile] pinsky 2016-05-19 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[Too naked. Too naked to be in front of anyone. Tooooo naked to be in front of this guy and his beard and his what in the world is he doing? What is he WEARING??]

[Sulla passes a hand over her face and tries not to pass out from humiliation. She'd gone behind the tree to get out of sight of weirdos, not as an invitation! And being seen like this, oh geez, everyone knows she's different now (though she'd seen some interesting markings on some people, maybe she's not that different? she'll work it out later, now is panic time) and Leon is not making it any better.]

[Well, he's not bad-looking, but. But!!]


N-no, nobody's giving me trouble! I just-! [FRANTIC HAND-WAVING.] Just.... Wwwwwanted to get out of the sun, is all! Don't want to get sunburned, and I feel like maybe I should find a towel, or something? Why did they put us in these things, anyway??
babermetrics: (would you like apples or bees?)

SUCH PROMISE

[personal profile] babermetrics 2016-05-20 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
[Yep, this is going about as well as he expected. Maybe a little better, even; she hasn't punched him or screamed or run away yet. An auspicious first meeting for the both of them! Leon steps back a little, hands still up near his chest—it feels even more suggestive and awkward to cover anything below the waist, so he's avoiding that—and averts his eyes. Mostly. He could just close them, but that feels weird, too, so they're both just going to have to deal with some seeing a little too much of each other.]

'Cuz they hate us? Basically. I guess it ain't really that, but they're big on screwing us around! They might as well hate us . . . anyway, uh, at least he's not just you?

[Trying real hard for reassuring statements of the year, here.]
pinsky: (by turning that switch)

[personal profile] pinsky 2016-05-21 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Sulla's not trying to cover herself - it's really fruitless, so she just has her arms really tightly to her sides. And of course, she's trying to look anywhere but oh, god, they need clothes, he needs clothes.]

[She's not unfamiliar with the male body. She lives with her male creator. She had a male body until she got changed over to her current one. But. Beach. Why.]

[... But the mention of they hate us interests her more, and she perks up, raising both eyebrows.]
They? You mean that CERES company, right? They said they 'saved' us, but... It doesn't feel right. --Oh, are you new, too, or have you been here for awhile?
babermetrics: (would you like apples or bees?)

[personal profile] babermetrics 2016-05-22 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
I've been here a few months, so I'm practically an expert by now!

[Ha ha. Not really. To be fair, he realizes that too after he says it; it's a pretty dumb claim, and he looks immediately sheepish. But—]

I mean, maybe not, but the thing is it's not like anyone is . . . they try and keep us in the dark about most stuff. CERES, I mean. I've been here long enough that we've all figured some stuff out by now, but it's not like they're handing out pamphlets explaining what their deal is, y'know? And the stuff they do say—like you said, it doesn't feel right!

[He can get behind that part entirely. It hasn't felt right to him since the moment he woke up here, either.]
pinsky: (you know what i mean?)

[personal profile] pinsky 2016-05-25 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. It feels sketchy. [And if a guy who's been here much longer is saying they're trying to keep them in the dark... It's probably true.]

[She's honestly terrified, but she won't let it show for now.]


In my world [it feels so weird to say 'my world' when you've only ever thought about there being more in science fiction], there was really only the one company making synthetics, and they were a lot more ethical... I mean, our idea of virtual reality is still just getting off the ground, but. I spent a little time as an AI [and she would not be saying that were she not as nervous and already-bared as she is], and it wasn't too bad... Nothing like this, at all.

Oh! [A little lamely, realizing she hasn't introduced herself:] I'm Sulla, by the way. Ehe. What's your name?
babermetrics: (shitty trash asshole)

[personal profile] babermetrics 2016-05-26 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
Uh—

[Whoa, futuristic. Leon's used to meeting people who come from the past by now, but "I spent a little time as an AI" is something totally new to him. He blinks, thrown off, and then decides to start with the easy part.]

It's Leon! Leon Kuwata . . . Sulla, huh? Nice to meet you!

[He's never heard that name before, either, but that's not saying much. There are plenty of Western (he assumes) names he doesn't know.]

Actually, like half of what you said just went over my head . . . I mean, my world's got virtual reality and stuff, or like, so I hear, and AIs too, but I don't think it's that advanced. Or maybe it's just kinda hush-hush? I've definitely never heard of anyone becoming an AI before! That's complete sci-fi stuff!

[Not that he's put off; he just can't imagine it. He sure is cheerful enough explaining that, though.]

But I'm getting pretty used to that here anyway. You'll probably fit right in, right?