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[swordsitter]

Who: swordhaus + cr
When: throughout july
Where: the three apartments swordhaus uses..
What: july catch-all
Rating/Warning: probably nothing, but i'll edit as necessary.

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[ sword mafia at home. ]

Comments

[newtimes]

#beadgate

( It's a completely normal day and all is totally quiet in Sword Haus today until Mutsu comes home. Now, you're probably thinking this isn't anything unusual because Mutsu is loud and you might think he's always causing trouble where ever he goes but this time it's completely not his fault. It' snot his fault!

The front door opens and there's a loud clatter of a lot of somethings hitting the ground and rolling around. It souds a lot like marbles but multiple one marble by five thousand and this is what it sounds like in the apartment. His regain has kicked in and about 5,000 beads are falling onto Mutsu and rolling all over the floor with him screaming, )

What the he-- aaaah!

( This wasn't his fault!!!! )

Wildcard

come at me

BEADGATE

[adornmental]

[Kashuu's just in his room, minding his own business, when SOMEONE has to bring calamity into the apartment!! Incredible.

That is, as soon as he hears the melodious sound of 5000 beads hitting the floor, Kashuu's busting out the door with Great Concern because that's a loudass noise and also a weird one?! But it's only Mutsu...

Mutsu and a small marble store.]

What did you do—?! What are those!!

[Alas, he hasn't hit Marble Hell yet, himself...]

[newtimes]

( Aaaaaah, Mutsu's on the floor, sprawled out all over the place and trying to collect as many beads as he can before they can roll away. )

Don't just stand there! Help me get 'em!

[adornmental]

[THEY'RE ALREADY ROLLING AWAY, MUTSU, IT'S A LOST CAUSE...

But since he sounds so frantic about collecting them, Kashuu will reflexively try to help?!]

Why—?! Where did these stupid things even come from? Where do they go?!

[newtimes]

I dunno! I just got home and the next thing I know it's raining beads all over the place!

( Conveniently leaving out the part he probably got light damage from the jar that hit his head too. )

Here! ( And he's setting the jar down on the floor while he also tries to collect as many beads at possible. The jar probably has his name on it something so everyone knows they're his? But he hasn't noticed, okay. ) I dunno why we'd need 'em here but we gotta save 'em just in case!

[adornmental]

[Mutsu please take care of yourself, stop getting beaned upside the head by jars...]

Why do we need any of these things at all?!

[BUT DUTIFULLY CONTINUING TO COLLECT and deposit them in the jar--

Which he does notice is labelled. Mutsu, why... He pauses for a second after dumping his third handful in, making a face.]

Are all these seriously yours?

[yaayaa]

[Naki was lying on the couch, playing a cute rhythm game on his Cerevice, when--well that huge crash was shocking enough his fox fell off the back of the couch. Scrambling to his feet!? And slipping on beads, as Naki peeks over the couch back.]

M-Mutsunokami-dono, what--what is this!?

[newtimes]

( Poor smallest fox didn't ask for Bead Tsunami. )

I dunno, I dunno! ( Screaming, ) I just got here!

( ALL HE DID WAS WALK THROUGH THE DOOR )

[yaayaa]

But they weren't here a moment ago...!!

[Slipping and sliding, the fox eventually trips and falls on a bunch of beads and starts rolling in Mutsu's direction...while Naki finally scrambles off the couch to go catch him. Phone games can wait, there's a catastrophe here!]

[newtimes]

Someone must've put 'em on the door for me.

( AAAAH IT WAS PROBABLY TSURU BECAUSE #BLAMETSURU

But as important as the beads are, smallest fox is even more important so Mutsu will spread open his arms to try to catch the poor smallest fox... )

#BEADGATE

[dishevelment]

[--Times like these make Koumei wonder if he should, perhaps, find a better place to take a nap. Hair a disheveled mess of knots and curls, button up shirt disarrayed, and an owlish look in his eyes, Koumei poked his head out in the hallway...

and stared.]

Mister Mutsunokami. It seems we have a hailstorm inside the building.

[Nevermind that these were obviously beads. Koumei held his feathered fan over his head, as if to protect himself, as he stooped to gingerly pick one up.


This seemed to be a trick from the Company. The tiny little bead could very well explode.]

[newtimes]

Aieeeeeeesh....

( Mutsu's holding the top of his head because that sure was a large jar of beads that hit him as soon as he walked in through the door. Give him a second to collect himself (unlike all of these beads on the floor). )

Who's idea was this?

[dishevelment]

[Koumei leaned up against a wall nearby and watched with interest, rolling around the little bead between his fingers while Mutsu tried to make sense of this.]

I would suggest a bored Kogitsunemaru, but this seems a little elaborate for him.

...and particular. There are many more interesting munitions besides simple beads.

[He held the bead out for Mutsu, if he wanted to take it.]

What are your thoughts?

[newtimes]

( There's a jar rolling around on the floor and it probably has Mutsu's name on it or somethign so everyone can know it's his. Cerealia... out to get him in trouble. )

Nah, they're... they're from a mission back home... we had to collect 'em....

( That seems like forever ago, though. )

the beadpocalypse...

[aslyfox]

[ Kogitsunemaru is immediately up and off the couch, standing up and heading directly toward the clattering sound of beads. He's more concerned than anything, whatever that noise is reminds him of trouble. Nothing should sound that much, or that many times, and...

... he steps on the avalanche of beads and goes immediately down, back first, landing on a carpet of tiny, hard orbs.

It feels as bad as he looks. ]

[newtimes]

Hey, hey, be careful, Ko--

( Too late. Sorry. He tried to warn you, Kogi but now there are thousands of beads and a Sanjou sword ont the floor. Being the good spirit he is, he's fumbling over to try and help Kogi up but that just means he also ends up crashing on the floor. )

Aieesh... Y'okay...?

[aslyfox]

[ Staring up at the ceiling, Kogitsunemaru isn't sure how to respond yet. Firstly, though he's not really injured, it's not the physical pain that he's feeling the most. It's the embarrassment of taking a fall and not being able to get up? If he did, he would CERTAINLY fall over again.

So he rolls around, with tiny beads in his back.

And now Mutsu is on the ground. This is not helping Kogi's situation. ]

... are you okay?

[ UGH MUTSU YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING! The destruction of the Swordhaus is nigh, by tiny teeny orbs... ]

[newtimes]

( Cerealia's tryign to get Mutsu in trouble... making him make messes beyond his control. )

'mokay.

( It's a stressed whimper. )

We gotta clean up though... Haruji might need 'em.

beadgates

[businessboy]

[ Some stomping can be heard on the other side of the wall and then a door slamming. Before you know it, Hakata is standing in Mutsu with a bright smile. ]

Eh, was that sound of coins?!

[ Except well, his face falls when he sees they were just beads A LOT OF BEADS. But not money. ]

What did you get all this Mutsunokami-san? Did you go gambling? [ Pachinko?? ]

[newtimes]

( Holding the top of his head gingerly because do you know how heavy 5,000 beads in a jar is??? )

Nah! I just got home and then--

( Hands at the beads. Hands at the jar rolling on the floor. Hands at everything. )

... ?? I thought I replied to this :( I'M SORRY

[businessboy]

[ No. No he does not. And he isn't eager to find out. ]

Okay. [ PUZZLED. ] That raises more questions than answers, but first thing's first: are you okay?

[ Normal human folks get one of them concussion thing if banged on the head too hard (or so says Yagen). Hakata doubts swords will, but if he needs to drag him to Haru, he will! ]

BEADGATES

[reprizesal]

[Hearing the scream and the suspiciously familiar sounding marbles, Sayo exit whatever room he's in and stand there, staring.

Beads. Beads everywhere. Oh god, it's those beads.]

Mutsunokami-san!? Those beads...

[Sayo's rushing over, looking at the beads with confusion and worry, and recognition!? He bends down and start picking them up.]

[newtimes]

( Sasyo's getting war flashbacks too, huh? Mutsu's alreayd on the floor, arms sprawled out and trying to keep them from rolling away even more. )

It wasn't me!

( He's ready for someone to blame him already. )

[reprizesal]

[Whoa, there. Sayo's not blaming Mutsu, since why use these beads?]

I know, but where do they come from?

[Ahhhh, he's just a tiny tantou with tiny hands. There's only so much beads he can hold at once.]

[newtimes]

( And Mutsu is just all oveer the place beacuse that is his natural state. He's trying to collect as many as he possibly can but there are thousands of beads. )

I dunno... I opened the door and something hit my head and the next thing I knew!

( He makes a sound that's supposed to sound like beads falling on the ground. As for the thing that hit him on the head, it's probably the jar rolling around on the floor. It may or may not have Mutsu's name on it beacuse how else are we supposed to know who these things belong to. )