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[hijiwanwan]

Who: Hijikata & You! (with closed prompts to mikazuki meniscus, and Lili coastal)
What: Some sparring! Sword fighting! In-general chillaxing if that's what you're about instead. Meanwhile, Hijikata also promised some lessons to Lili, and a rematch to Mikazuki.
When: Before the interlude
Where: At the Do-jo and Die-jo
Warnings: PG... there will be lots of sword fighting and playing dirty though??? someone's gotta throw dirt in the face every once and awhile.



||A.

[ Ah, yes... what a beautiful day at the do-jo and die-jo. although, Hijikata doesn't beat around the bush and just decides to get to training right off the bat! after dragging his comrades back to his apartment, it has been noisier -- which is fine, but he definitely needed to get away today. so, practicing and exercising seems like a good idea.

nonetheless, you might just find him swinging a bokken rhythmically. if you need help with something or want him for some bizarre reason, feel free to approach?

or you can just watch, really. ]

||B.

[ although... watching some guy practicing rather than the exciting spars is kind of weird, isn't it? unless you just happen to be glancing that way at that time because Hijikata will stop and notice! ]

What is it?

[ he doesn't sound too happy, but... he never sounds happy. this is normal. he straightens himself and lowers the bokken to his side. ]

This isn't the place to be slacking off. If you're going to practice then pick up a practice sword, if you're looking for something else then spit it out.

||C.

[ annnnd with a peak outside... Hijikata finally comes to an excellent conclusion. so he muses this out loud. ]

You know, today is a pretty good day.. The weather is nice.

[ you're going to get a bokken put right into your hands if you don't have one? yes. ] We should go outside, I want to have a spar.

Besides, everyone needs to practice fighting on different terrain, right? Come on. [ why does he sound strangely... pleased and excited about this -- like he has something up his sleeve... ]

||Wildcard!

[ if you want to make up something else instead, go for it. he's just going to be having some sword fun at the dojo, basically! ]

--Closed to Mikazuki!

[ of course, naturally, Hijikata will stop when he finally sees Mikazuki arrive. he'll grab the sword's attention with a wave of his hand. ]

I see you finally made it. [ so... he's pretty much going to cut to the chase because they both know why they're here! ]

It's been awhile hasn't it, huh. Are you ready for round two?

--Closed to Lili!

[ Lili's going to get a rude welcoming to the dojo, however! as soon as she walks in, Hijikata is already there. SO IN THE USUAL, STERN AND GRUMPY VOICE-- ]

You're late!

[ he didn't even tell her what time to come though, specifically... maybe you can call him out on that. but no, he's just in super strict teacher mode maybe? ]

Are you even ready? Come on, hurry up. We're not wasting any time today, so I better not see you beating around the bush.

[ what's up Lili. go grab a practice sword. ]

Comments

what the fck

[coastal]

[Lili's fixing him with a glare and yes she's going to call him out - ]

As if you designated a time.

[LILI'S NEVER LATE. But she's just going to wave him off.]

Cease your lecturing. I plan to take this seriously but that's not an invitation for you to be impossible.

[SO SHE'LL CHANGE INTO PROPER CLOTHES FOR TRAINING AND GRAB A PRACTICE SWORD, SHEESH]

>:)

[hijiwanwan]

[ hand wave... whatever. Lili should know students should try to get there before their teacher! it's etiquette.

but not really. ]

Once you're done meet me outside then. Make sure you're ready, I'll want to see what you know so far.

[ SO OUTSIDE HE GOES! he'll be waiting for Lili silently, pretty much. she better not be taking forever! ]

[coastal]

[SHE RUSHED OVER, ASSHOLE

Regardless Lili's just going to huff faintly - but also change at the speed of light, even though she's also making sure that her appearance is well-groomed. Because even if she'll end sweaty and disgusting, she can at least start like a lady.

So she'll meet him outside with practice sword in hand and frown.]

Was that fast enough for you?

[hijiwanwan]

[ Lili's not even a lady? what a funny joke.

she's training with the REAL MEN now, no time trying to be all lady-like but she can try. ]

Well, I could always say you could've been faster.

[ but he said they're not wasting time today, right? so, Hijikata is basically going to dive into these lessons!]

You did mention before you already started lessons, right? Well, I'd like to see where you are first of all. So stance.

c!

[adornmental]

[He's seen Hijikata in action before! He's sparred with both Kanesada and Horikawa! You'd think he would be able to detect the Danger lining up here before it's too late, but alas...

At least Hijikata doesn't have to stick a bokken in his hands since Kashuu's already been practicing himself, in the down time between his groups of students. He does give the clock a cursory glance first to make sure he has enough time to squeeze a spar in, but he should really be worried about other things.]

Sure, sure! A spar sounds pretty nice. It's important to keep everyone nice and sharp anyway, yeah?

[A FOOL.]

[hijiwanwan]

[ KASHUU YOU SWEET SUMMER CHILD... Sword...

although, inside he never really got to do much. when he fought Mikazuki he managed to bop him in the nose but that's about it.

besides, there's a nice breeze outside... the dojo can get stuffy sometimes. ]

Good because I wouldn't take no for an answer. [ kiiind of joking, but yes... he hasn't sparred Kashuu before so this should be nice!

so he'll wave a hand to make sure he follows him outside. ] Well, if you're on the clock then we shouldn't waste time.

[adornmental]

[Save him from this hell that he's about to enter. Poor, innocent Kashuu, who just believes that Hijikata wants to go outside to innocently enjoy the summer breeze while he gets his ass kicked.]

It's fine, it's fine. My next group doesn't come in for a while today, so I have plenty of free time!

[Plenty of free time to DIE AND REGRET THIS DECISION.

But for now, he'll just meander over toward one of the rings off to the side, taking his position closer to the shade because of course he does.]

[hijiwanwan]

[ Kashuu might be a menace but now he's truly putting too much faith in Hijikata... ]

Well, then let's do this.

[ blood blood blood-

okay, not really. they're going to fight responsibly for anyone that might be watching or passing by, of course!

but first he'll stretch his arms a lil before readjusting his hands on the sword (he's old and has to make sure he doesn't pull a muscle? gosh). and now he's positioning his stance just right! ]

Ready yet?

wildcard,

[rosaichthys]

Then it is time!

( finally, they're little argument from the household can become real, the servant puffing up her chest and remaining proud as she can be. ) With many people surrounded by us, I want you to take up your words before and kill me like you said you would, you unwashed savage!

( she has yet to get one of those wooden sticks because when she fights, she stays real. none of this fake shit! ) I want to see I'd this Hijikata Toshizou of the Shinsengumi can bring me to my knees and force a "yes sir" from a beauty such as I! Because I can tell you now, you will regret ever messing with a tyrant such as myself!

( pointing at her own cheek just to mock the male before her. ) That will not be the only reminder that I will leave you today.

[hijiwanwan]

[ ugh

what the hell... honestly, that's Hijikata's only reaction. ACTUALLY, he says that under his breath before pinching the bridge of his nose.

he lowers his hand, then shakes his head. ]

We do not kill in a dojo, woman. So mind your words and don't make a scene.

[ his tone is flat, but the irritation is obvious. but... ]

If we're going to do this you're going to go by my rules though. We're going to use these practice swords, and fight with that only. No going overboard because by the end of the day this is a dojo where we learn how to fight and hone our skills.

You got that?

[rosaichthys]

A coward. You stated that you would kill me and yet you make excuses. Hmph, nothing but a horrible liar but maybe you'll make it up in fighting! ( she puffs up her chest, staring at the other as she walks on over in his wide red dress to get the practice sword that he speaks of. )

Then I shall teach you and put you in your place, mongrel! ( she points the tip of the wooden stick at hijikata like so, it's already an unfair fight considering mortal weapons cannot harm her. he'll learn that. )

I've always grown tired of men who talk big and have nothing to show! Impress me at once in this duel!

[hijiwanwan]

Maybe you're the "unwashed savage" who has no rules to live by.

[ seriously! he might not be at home but he still has regulations to live by! which makes this all harder... but it's not like Nero has been an actual threat to Hijikata. just a nuisance.

but his icy glare does not falter, and he only huffs as he slides his feet into his stance.

he readjusts his hands on the bokken then speaks up. ]

'Saber' was it... Are you done talking yet? I didn't come here to chat.

wheres ur pockets for pocket sand

[meniscus]

[ It feels like it's been awhile since he's been to the dojo! The familiarity of it reminds him of the citadel so really, he should come here more often. He's glad to see the (DEMON) vice-commander though, heading over to him once he's been waved over.

Ohohohoho...he had a feeling Hijikata would want a rematch sometime! Hopefully this won't be as rough as their first match but you never know... ] Ahaha, of course. Since this is a spar then, perhaps this time we should use practice swords?

RIGHT HERE SLAPS MY LEGS

[hijiwanwan]

[ and with a wave of his hand. ]

Of course. Best to be safe this time around, knowing what you're capable of.

[ there's a short pause before he brings up his next question. ]

Well, it's a nice day outside, so I was thinking we do this outside. Sounds good?

SLAPS YOUR LEGS

[meniscus]

Fufu, I'd say the same regarding you. [ He still remembers that broken nose of his!!! ]

Outside? That sounds interesting...a change of scenery is always good for a spar and we'll have a larger area to move around more freely. [ And there will be Sand. ;) ]

Do lead the way then, Hijikkun.

THANKS... MIKA

[hijiwanwan]

[ that broken nose was totalllly an accident okay. ]

Well, it's a nice day today. Might as well enjoy the breeze as we break a sweat, right?

[ AND SAND.

but yes! he's already leading the way, but once their outside Hijikata makes sure to find a good spot for them. he's already getting ready... stretches his arms a few times justtt in case. ]

This is good?

B

[princeshuzo]

[ Leave it to Shu to have incredibly bad timing for once in his life. Catching Hijikata's gaze, he looks to his left and right hoping to put the attention on someone else, but... ]

I've never used a sword before, but I'd like to learn.

[ ... is this the right person to teach a furry idol, one that never touched a weapon before? Guess he'll find out. ]

[hijiwanwan]

[ Oh Shu... you tried!

ALSO HIJIKATA JUST... looks at Shu because damn? damn... his hair, fluffy tails and ears... stand out so much. you can't help but stare? ]

... Huh...

[ oh, yeah. sword -- he'll gesture for Shu to come over and put the bokken he was already holding in his hand! ]

That's fine then, but that means you don't know any basics?

[princeshuzo]

[ If there's anything Shu knows, it's when he gets stared at--- whether in amazement or amusement, Shu feels Hijikata's gaze on his non-human bits and he purses his lips. Even in a colony full of spirits, people from different worlds, and silly gumis, he knows he's an outlier of sorts.

So he'll make sure to wiggle those ears, make his tail flick behind him as he walks over, grasping the practice weapon with an unsure smile. ]

No. I only knew one other musician who used a sword, and he's a bassist.

[ Yaiba. A fox myumon. He was certainly good, but not better than Riku. ]

I suppose you could go easy on me, given how unassuming and delicate I am, yeah? I want to learn the right way. No offense to the one who told me about this dojo--- Cashew? Something like that.

C

[tsuranuki]

[ Saitou has a bokken, and he's not going to turn down an opportunity like this. Though he does tilt his head at the mention of sparring outside. ]

That's true. [ Different terrains, and being prepared in any situation and all that. He doesn't see a problem with any of this, but he still wonders as to why Hijikata sounds eager. ]

[hijiwanwan]

[ he's excited! sort of? it's a nice day! the sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and there's probably even a nice breeze.

he likes the dojo because it's a familiar place, it never failed to pump him up so excitement is only natural. yes... ]

Is this your first time here, Saitou-kun? I think this is our first time being here at the same time.

[ well, with a hand wave, he will gesture at Saitou to follow him outside! ] I don't think we've sparred before anyway, I wouldn't mind seeing what you're capable of.

[tsuranuki]

[ Hijikata, in a good mood? Not furrowing his brow and worrying??

S u s p i c i o u s. ]

First time being here at the same time. I visit here often, but we do no't seem to run into each other. [ He follows nonetheless, and wonders if sword abilities were similar. Swords were, but styles? Well, if it's a variation of Tennen Rishin Ryuu, he's fairly accustomed to it. ]

I wouldn't mind see that of you either, Vice Commander.

C!!

[retorter]

[ hijikata stop being sketchy af.

Souji doesn't move, though he automatically takes the bokken. Years of sparring and training with Hijikata-san means that Souji apparently just takes the bokken when it's being shoved at him.

Even though his favorite thing in the world is in his hands and the prospect of getting to maybe hit Hijikata is just around the corner, Souji doesn't look very happy??? ]

No thanks.

[ AHH IT'S TOO BRIGHT OUTSIDE FOR HIS VAMPIRE EYES. why is he even awake?? why is he here?? it's probably hijikata's fault. ]

Killing someone outside isn't any different from killing someone inside, so there's really no point.

[ who mentioned killing?? sooj did ]

[hijiwanwan]

[ LISTEN, SOMETIMES YOU JUST WANNA THROW DIRT at least, that's the plan... that's why sparring inside is boring!

but damn Souji... why does he have to be like this? Hijikata does try and get a closer look at Souji because he does look a bit... grumpy? is he tired? Souji what's wrong with you! Hijikata is suppose to be the grumpy one... ]

We're not killing anyone, and especially not each other. Who the hell put that idea in your head?

[ BECAUSE... SERIOUSLY... ]

Have you even been practicing lately? It's only practical you continue to practice despite how good you may think you are.

[ >:( ]

[retorter]

[ STOP don't play the dirty way hijikata.

Souji presses his lips together, looking Grumpy. Almost as grumpy as Hijikata naturally looks too, wow. His jaw is clenched though, and he's feeling the Strain of sunlight, so yeah he probably looks Tired. ]

Of course. [ hmph! ] It's not my problem if you're not around to see when I practice.

[ why don't you turn to the nocturnal side, Hijikata??? Souji gives the bokken an experimental swish, relaxing a little at the feel of it in his hands. does he want to kill Hijikata?? no, of course not that would be Wrong and would not be worth the headache he'd have to endure to try, so no i guess. ]