psycholawgy: (OBJECTION OBJECTION OBJECTION!!!)
pretty guardian attorney athena cykes ☾ ([personal profile] psycholawgy) wrote in [community profile] estoria2015-01-28 09:47 pm

[open] yarrrrrrrr

Who: Athena Cykes ([personal profile] psycholawgy) & you!
When: Icly 11/09 (or any other day!)
Where: Various places (Cosplay cafe, and around the residential district)
What: You can be accosted by her, or watch her accost someone. Your choice.
Rating/Warning: Will update as needed.




a
[ Athena had a shift today at the cosplay cafe, and she was really excited about it! It was always fun being there, since she gets to meet a lot of people. Free food was also involved sometimes, and that was the best part.



But today was a bust.

She was even excited to talk to customers with a pirate accent, since that was what she was cosplaying as today. A pirate! You just can't have it all.

Instead of just waiting inside for people to come in, she goes out into the street just by the cafe. She wasn't finishing her work today without showing off her cute costume. Holding out her fake sword and pointing it at any person who passes by, she exclaims: ]


It's into the cafe or Davy Jones' Locker, ye knave!

[ Marketing strategies!

Of course, anyone who works at the cosplay cafe is also free to stop her from possibly embarrassing herself and the establishment. ]




b
[ It wasn't even that late! It was just an hour or so before sundown, but a police officer robot thing approaches Athena and tells her to go home. She's not even sure why she's being told to do so, when she's not even a minor. Was it because she was little? Whatever the reason, she felt very insulted by this. ]

I'm on my way to buy some food!

[ But the officer seemed very insistent that she should go home before sundown since it wasn't safe. "Look, kid. You better head home before dark, or else you could get in trouble." ]

I'm not a kid!

[ And if it wasn't her stating that she wants to buy food that could catch someone's attention, it's her yelling that she's not a kid, because she can be loud. Now is one of those times.

Again, the officer continues to believe in its own opinion that Athena is much younger than she truly is, and decides to walk her home that very instant, grabbing her by the wrist. But Athena doesn't take kindly to people giving her unwanted physical contact. She quickly grabs the officer's wrist then moves to turn, her back facing the cop, then she crouches as she pulls its arm to throw him to the ground.

… But she may have thrown her a bit too far. The officer probably hits an innocent passer-by or the space very close to said passer-by.

Oops? ]




c
[ Or just tag with whatever! ]


[ Obligatory permissions post because Athena is a human lie detector. ]
souredsweet: mewtube (bluebird)

[personal profile] souredsweet 2015-01-29 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[A light, chiming laugh follows. She may not be historically accurate, but she's dang amusing...!]

It would seem so. Ah, but shall we go?

[Kaoru's already heading through the door KEEP UP NERD.]
swordboning: (pic#8713743)

[personal profile] swordboning 2015-01-29 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[All she gets is a shrug, a small shake of his head, and a light huff.]

If I had a sense of shame, that would have worked. Unfortunately, I can make better food than this place can with a hand tied behind my back. I never eat out.

[He sounds so horrendously confident about that. Yep, he's really proud of his cooking skills.]
swordboning: (gaia pls save me)

[personal profile] swordboning 2015-01-29 06:27 pm (UTC)(link)
That's all you had to ask to begin with.

Of course, you're lacking the 'please' part but I'll live with that.
souredsweet: jackandtink (still water)

[personal profile] souredsweet 2015-01-29 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[Following over!! Once the seat is offered, Kaoru politely covers a smile, taking it.]

Thank you, miss. Ah— or is it Captain Athena? [No silly accent, tragically, but at least it's still playing along to a degree! Also, looking around after sitting down with a mildly impressed air...]

My, this is a very quaint building, isn't it? I've heard about it, but this is my first time seeing the inside.
flaredo: (Sure are a lot of tumbleweeds today)

[personal profile] flaredo 2015-01-30 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
It's okay! We're all buddies now.
swordboning: (pic#8713745)

[personal profile] swordboning 2015-01-30 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
Oh? Somehow, I'm more strange than a person who refuses to give greetings, assaults someone in the streets, and then tries to shame them into buying food? I must be working hard on my oddness factor.
ogrepowered: (Default)

b

[personal profile] ogrepowered 2015-01-30 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ Ogre Magi is a large blue humanoid thing with two heads and a barrel-shaped body that's equal parts fat and muscle. They sure don't have the reflexes to dodge or sidestep a robot soaring through the air. But hey, on the bright side, one thrown robot doesn't do much- the impact doesn't even knock 'em over, and the robot just sort of bounces off to collapse in a heap. ]

[ ... ALSO on the bright side is the fact that they're not all that quick on the uptake. Both heads look around wildly, and in abject confusion. ]


... hey! When did these things learn how to fly!? That's not fair! We can't hardly fly, either-

[ And THEN they spot Athena. ]

Hey, you! Did you see what happened? Did that flyin' robot attack you, too??
dishonorstudent: (pic#8742670)

[personal profile] dishonorstudent 2015-01-30 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ Ryuko agrees to that order by nodding, then leans in closer from her seat so Athena can hear her whisper. ] ... My B L O O D.

[ ...At the very least Athena should understand why she needs to eat a lot! ]
swordboning: (pic#8713733)

[personal profile] swordboning 2015-01-30 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
Aren't you at the age where you should be trying to impress guys, not scaring them off?
swordboning: (pic#8713729)

[personal profile] swordboning 2015-01-30 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
In some ways, you're incredibly frightening. Back when I was your age, I'm fairly certain I'd be running the other way.
swordboning: (fight me irl do you even lift)

[personal profile] swordboning 2015-01-30 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
[That loser already has a girlfriend.]

I have no plans on running but when I get what I order, I will be leaving.
swordboning: (this kills the gil)

[personal profile] swordboning 2015-01-30 07:53 am (UTC)(link)
[He'd roll his eyes if he was prone to doing so. But he isn't so it happens inwardly while being pushed!]

I'm just going to get a crepe so don't think it's going to be a big order.
Edited 2015-01-30 07:53 (UTC)

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