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[psycholawgy]

Who: Athena Cykes (psycholawgy) & you!
When: Icly 11/09 (or any other day!)
Where: Various places (Cosplay cafe, and around the residential district)
What: You can be accosted by her, or watch her accost someone. Your choice.
Rating/Warning: Will update as needed.

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a
[ Athena had a shift today at the cosplay cafe, and she was really excited about it! It was always fun being there, since she gets to meet a lot of people. Free food was also involved sometimes, and that was the best part.

…

But today was a bust.

She was even excited to talk to customers with a pirate accent, since that was what she was cosplaying as today. A pirate! You just can't have it all.

Instead of just waiting inside for people to come in, she goes out into the street just by the cafe. She wasn't finishing her work today without showing off her cute costume. Holding out her fake sword and pointing it at any person who passes by, she exclaims: ]

It's into the cafe or Davy Jones' Locker, ye knave!

[ Marketing strategies!

Of course, anyone who works at the cosplay cafe is also free to stop her from possibly embarrassing herself and the establishment. ]



b
[ It wasn't even that late! It was just an hour or so before sundown, but a police officer robot thing approaches Athena and tells her to go home. She's not even sure why she's being told to do so, when she's not even a minor. Was it because she was little? Whatever the reason, she felt very insulted by this. ]

I'm on my way to buy some food!

[ But the officer seemed very insistent that she should go home before sundown since it wasn't safe. "Look, kid. You better head home before dark, or else you could get in trouble." ]

I'm not a kid!

[ And if it wasn't her stating that she wants to buy food that could catch someone's attention, it's her yelling that she's not a kid, because she can be loud. Now is one of those times.

Again, the officer continues to believe in its own opinion that Athena is much younger than she truly is, and decides to walk her home that very instant, grabbing her by the wrist. But Athena doesn't take kindly to people giving her unwanted physical contact. She quickly grabs the officer's wrist then moves to turn, her back facing the cop, then she crouches as she pulls its arm to throw him to the ground.

… But she may have thrown her a bit too far. The officer probably hits an innocent passer-by or the space very close to said passer-by.

Oops? ]



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[ Or just tag with whatever! ]


[ Obligatory permissions post because Athena is a human lie detector. ]

Comments

[swordboning]

That's all you had to ask to begin with.

Of course, you're lacking the 'please' part but I'll live with that.

[psycholawgy]

Seriously?!

(What a strange guy.)

[ ... and it doesn't seem like her robot companion wants to keep to themselves, so suddenly, a robotic voice! ]

What a strange guy.

[swordboning]

Oh? Somehow, I'm more strange than a person who refuses to give greetings, assaults someone in the streets, and then tries to shame them into buying food? I must be working hard on my oddness factor.

[psycholawgy]

[ Proudly: ] I already know I'm different.

[swordboning]

Aren't you at the age where you should be trying to impress guys, not scaring them off?

[psycholawgy]

[ ... That at least makes her simmer down. ]

I'm not scary!

[swordboning]

In some ways, you're incredibly frightening. Back when I was your age, I'm fairly certain I'd be running the other way.

[psycholawgy]

[ Then why isn't Shirou running!!! ]

Don't you dare run away from a female in full bloom!

[swordboning]

[That loser already has a girlfriend.]

I have no plans on running but when I get what I order, I will be leaving.

[psycholawgy]

[ So uptight. ]

Well, come on, then!

[ Here's another attempt to push him to the cafe. ]

[swordboning]

[He'd roll his eyes if he was prone to doing so. But he isn't so it happens inwardly while being pushed!]

I'm just going to get a crepe so don't think it's going to be a big order.

[psycholawgy]

[ Once inside, she finds a table close to the counter. People like sitting close to the counter when they're just taking food out. That's what she's observed, at least. As she holds out a seat to him: ]

Your fifty crepes will be ready in no time!

[swordboning]

If you actually order fifty crepes, I'm not going to pay a dime and I'm going to leave.

[Not taking a seat until this is settled!!!]

[psycholawgy]

Five crepes.

[swordboning]

Two. And I'm not budging from that. Saber might want one so I might as well be polite.

[psycholawgy]

Two, and a side-order of iced coffee!

[swordboning]

Fine, whatever.

[psycholawgy]

Great! [ Hurries to the counter to grab the menu, then hands it to Archer. ] What kind of crepe do you want?

[swordboning]

Two strawberry crepes.

[If he got different ones, Saber and Rin might have a small debate over who gets what. Might as well make it simple.]

[psycholawgy]

Right on!

[ With a salute, she heads to the kitchen to place Archer's orders. It only takes about five minutes tops for her to come back out with a paper bag and an iced coffee. She goes to the counter first to punch the orders for the check, and heads on over to Archer's table when she's done. ]

Here you go. Fifty crepes, and an iced coffee.

[swordboning]

[Just handing over enough money for two and his coffee. Don't even think about it.]

Your sense of humor needs some work.

[psycholawgy]

[ Your patronage is appreciated. ]

You have one?

[swordboning]

Seeing you doing something as useless as cosplaying was humorous, yes.

[psycholawgy]

[ Don't insult the costume! ]

This is totally cute. What're you talking about?

[swordboning]

Sure, if you say so.

[That doesn't....sound honest at all...]