psycholawgy: (OBJECTION OBJECTION OBJECTION!!!)
pretty guardian attorney athena cykes ☾ ([personal profile] psycholawgy) wrote in [community profile] estoria2015-01-28 09:47 pm

[open] yarrrrrrrr

Who: Athena Cykes ([personal profile] psycholawgy) & you!
When: Icly 11/09 (or any other day!)
Where: Various places (Cosplay cafe, and around the residential district)
What: You can be accosted by her, or watch her accost someone. Your choice.
Rating/Warning: Will update as needed.




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[ Athena had a shift today at the cosplay cafe, and she was really excited about it! It was always fun being there, since she gets to meet a lot of people. Free food was also involved sometimes, and that was the best part.



But today was a bust.

She was even excited to talk to customers with a pirate accent, since that was what she was cosplaying as today. A pirate! You just can't have it all.

Instead of just waiting inside for people to come in, she goes out into the street just by the cafe. She wasn't finishing her work today without showing off her cute costume. Holding out her fake sword and pointing it at any person who passes by, she exclaims: ]


It's into the cafe or Davy Jones' Locker, ye knave!

[ Marketing strategies!

Of course, anyone who works at the cosplay cafe is also free to stop her from possibly embarrassing herself and the establishment. ]




b
[ It wasn't even that late! It was just an hour or so before sundown, but a police officer robot thing approaches Athena and tells her to go home. She's not even sure why she's being told to do so, when she's not even a minor. Was it because she was little? Whatever the reason, she felt very insulted by this. ]

I'm on my way to buy some food!

[ But the officer seemed very insistent that she should go home before sundown since it wasn't safe. "Look, kid. You better head home before dark, or else you could get in trouble." ]

I'm not a kid!

[ And if it wasn't her stating that she wants to buy food that could catch someone's attention, it's her yelling that she's not a kid, because she can be loud. Now is one of those times.

Again, the officer continues to believe in its own opinion that Athena is much younger than she truly is, and decides to walk her home that very instant, grabbing her by the wrist. But Athena doesn't take kindly to people giving her unwanted physical contact. She quickly grabs the officer's wrist then moves to turn, her back facing the cop, then she crouches as she pulls its arm to throw him to the ground.

… But she may have thrown her a bit too far. The officer probably hits an innocent passer-by or the space very close to said passer-by.

Oops? ]




c
[ Or just tag with whatever! ]


[ Obligatory permissions post because Athena is a human lie detector. ]
swordboning: (pic#8713735)

[personal profile] swordboning 2015-01-30 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
If you actually order fifty crepes, I'm not going to pay a dime and I'm going to leave.

[Not taking a seat until this is settled!!!]
flaredo: (Hey big spender--)

[personal profile] flaredo 2015-01-30 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I punched him out a window. We're on buddy-buddy terms now.
dishonorstudent: (pic#8727949)

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[personal profile] dishonorstudent 2015-01-30 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Once she's done preparing the camera, Ryuko has one more task to do. She stands up on top of her table and looks around the room. The patrons and workers are slowly starting to take notice... good. Now, for the finishing touches: ]

LISTEN UP ALL YOU MORONS.

[ everyone in the cafe freezes and stares at this point. ]

You're gonna come to a god damn cosplay cafe and ya ain't gonna take some god damn photos even though it's free?!! What the hell is wrong with all of you? Ya think these girls like to wear these shitty outfits 'cause it's fun?!? [ Athena probably does. ] Or what, is it just that they're not slutty enough for ya? [ She footstomps the table. ] TO HELL WITH THAT.

I want everyone in this room to line up and create some god damn memories with their Ceregizmos of the day they met the cutest pirate of the seven seas. GOT ALL THAT?
dishonorstudent: @bubs (✂ cool)

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[personal profile] dishonorstudent 2015-01-30 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[ With that said, her demeanor instantly switches back when she's engaged with Athena again. She hops down from the table and unceremoniously takes a photo with just one click. ]

There.

[ Sure enough, there's a small group of people lining up behind Athena. Although, some of them have been taking photos of Ryuko, too. Certainly, this is one for the blogs. ]
gewehrundblut: (Ohne mich)

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[personal profile] gewehrundblut 2015-01-30 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
::So get this: there he was, walking down the street, minding his own business, maybe playing a little Angry Birds and not paying attention at all to his surroundings (which he should have known better than to do), planning on stopping by a grocery store to get dinner after a long shift at the weapons shop. Fairly uneventful day involving absolutely nothing that would warrant being assaulted. Just... trying to keep his head down after making a complete idiot of himself the first few days he was here.

When, out of nowhere...

WHOMP!

Robocop. To the entire body.

That is gonna leave a bruise.
::

...ow...
ogrepowered: (Hurr durr hurr durr)

[personal profile] ogrepowered 2015-01-31 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
Wot, you've never even seen a magic ogre before? Well, you know what they say: you can't trust a book you can't eat in one sitting, right? Yup. Words to live by.

[ Both of Ogre Magi's heads return her smile- although it's a smile of mild incomprehension and/or confusion. ]

Good to meet you, Athena! What he said. But, uh, wot's a say-ko-loggy? Yeah, and also, what's an at-turn-nee? ... for that matter, wot's an expert?
swordboning: (pic#8713730)

[personal profile] swordboning 2015-01-31 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Two. And I'm not budging from that. Saber might want one so I might as well be polite.
dishonorstudent: @shuumei (✂ stop measuring my fkn bmi)

[personal profile] dishonorstudent 2015-01-31 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
I don't get it... I thought she wanted this?

(( Senketsu: You overdid it, Ryuko! ))

What? Wait, does she have stage fright?

(( Senketsu: As I recall, you have been in similar situations yourself. ))

And whose fault is it that my kamui looks slutty?!

[ Now that Athena has left, the attention is all back on the crazy girl who stomps tables and talks to her clothes. She did sort of bring it on herself, so she simply resigns back to her seat and ignores the stares until she eventually gets her food. IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS, RIGHT? ]
flaredo: (Hakuna Matata)

[personal profile] flaredo 2015-01-31 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds about right. But that's about the same for you, isn't it?
ogrepowered: (Itchy. Tasty.)

[personal profile] ogrepowered 2015-01-31 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Eh, it's just a matter of time. That just means ogres haven't walked to wherever you live yet. Betcha you'll get an ogre or two wanderin' around your area soon enough!

[ Because that's totally how ogre migration works, right? But their eyes light up a bit- hey, now THOSE are some words they recognize! ]

Oh, science! That's some GREAT stuff. You could blow up a mountain with science! So if you combine that with defending people... that means you're someone who uses lasers an' missiles to blow bad guys up, right? Sounds like fun!
gewehrundblut: (Warum bist du so blas so kalt so herzlos)

[personal profile] gewehrundblut 2015-01-31 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
::Always look on the bright side of life? What a shame that in this case, the silver lining was a hunk of metal flying at his head.::

...did you get the number of the fucking truck that hit me? ::Prussia sits up with a groan. Of all the times to not have his increased healing factor, this probably is the worst. Oh well, he's endured worse.

His phone, on the other hand...
::

I swear to God, if my phone is broken I'm taking it out on your fle- ::This is about when he gets a good look at who has approached him.:: Oh. Uh. Hi. It's... you.

::Alas, he is no longer the happy-go-lucky guy she met. And wow does that make this awkward for him. Should he try to be perky...?::
gewehrundblut: (Nothing more to say)

[personal profile] gewehrundblut 2015-01-31 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
Just my pride, but that'll heal. ::Said after a quick glance at his phone, which then gets tucked away. He thinks he saw another scratch on the screen, but... Whatever, he'll let it slide.::

Watch where you sling those things, geez.
ogrepowered: (Default)

[personal profile] ogrepowered 2015-01-31 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yeah, that's one thing Ogre Magi can agree with her on- they're convinced that it'll all work out in the end, mostly because they have trouble comprehending the alternative. ]

[ As to what they CAN'T agree on- ]


So wait... say-koh-loggy is the science of brains, but you can't use your brain to blow people up? Aww, that's too bad. Sounds to me you got ripped off. And, wait-

[ The gears start turning in their heads, and they frown in slightly worried thought. ]

You're saying that blowing people up is a crime, right? What about just lightin' them on fire a little?

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