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pretty guardian attorney athena cykes ☾ ([personal profile] psycholawgy) wrote in [community profile] estoria2015-01-28 09:47 pm

[open] yarrrrrrrr

Who: Athena Cykes ([personal profile] psycholawgy) & you!
When: Icly 11/09 (or any other day!)
Where: Various places (Cosplay cafe, and around the residential district)
What: You can be accosted by her, or watch her accost someone. Your choice.
Rating/Warning: Will update as needed.




a
[ Athena had a shift today at the cosplay cafe, and she was really excited about it! It was always fun being there, since she gets to meet a lot of people. Free food was also involved sometimes, and that was the best part.



But today was a bust.

She was even excited to talk to customers with a pirate accent, since that was what she was cosplaying as today. A pirate! You just can't have it all.

Instead of just waiting inside for people to come in, she goes out into the street just by the cafe. She wasn't finishing her work today without showing off her cute costume. Holding out her fake sword and pointing it at any person who passes by, she exclaims: ]


It's into the cafe or Davy Jones' Locker, ye knave!

[ Marketing strategies!

Of course, anyone who works at the cosplay cafe is also free to stop her from possibly embarrassing herself and the establishment. ]




b
[ It wasn't even that late! It was just an hour or so before sundown, but a police officer robot thing approaches Athena and tells her to go home. She's not even sure why she's being told to do so, when she's not even a minor. Was it because she was little? Whatever the reason, she felt very insulted by this. ]

I'm on my way to buy some food!

[ But the officer seemed very insistent that she should go home before sundown since it wasn't safe. "Look, kid. You better head home before dark, or else you could get in trouble." ]

I'm not a kid!

[ And if it wasn't her stating that she wants to buy food that could catch someone's attention, it's her yelling that she's not a kid, because she can be loud. Now is one of those times.

Again, the officer continues to believe in its own opinion that Athena is much younger than she truly is, and decides to walk her home that very instant, grabbing her by the wrist. But Athena doesn't take kindly to people giving her unwanted physical contact. She quickly grabs the officer's wrist then moves to turn, her back facing the cop, then she crouches as she pulls its arm to throw him to the ground.

… But she may have thrown her a bit too far. The officer probably hits an innocent passer-by or the space very close to said passer-by.

Oops? ]




c
[ Or just tag with whatever! ]


[ Obligatory permissions post because Athena is a human lie detector. ]
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[personal profile] ogrepowered 2015-01-31 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yeah, that's one thing Ogre Magi can agree with her on- they're convinced that it'll all work out in the end, mostly because they have trouble comprehending the alternative. ]

[ As to what they CAN'T agree on- ]


So wait... say-koh-loggy is the science of brains, but you can't use your brain to blow people up? Aww, that's too bad. Sounds to me you got ripped off. And, wait-

[ The gears start turning in their heads, and they frown in slightly worried thought. ]

You're saying that blowing people up is a crime, right? What about just lightin' them on fire a little?
ogrepowered: (Your fault! (No! My fault!))

[personal profile] ogrepowered 2015-01-31 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ Well, they ARE poking at rather fuzzy legalities (for them, at least) with stubborn persistence. And horrible logic. Ogre Magi crosses their arms, both heads looking rather put out as they digest THESE implications. ]

So wot you're sayin' is, everythin' that is fun to do is against the law? But that's horrible! And it doesn't make any sense! Someone should go change those laws. Like us! And we could totally get YOU to help us!
ogrepowered: (I'm with stupid too!)

[personal profile] ogrepowered 2015-01-31 11:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ They hem and haw over this for a moment- and then a crafty gleam enters the hooded head's eyes. ]

... well, what if it's because someone else is trying to do the same thing to you, huh? Or because you're fightin' dead things wot oughta stay dead. Like skeletons or zombies or ghosts. Or skeletal zombified ghosts! It can't be illegal THEN, right?
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[personal profile] ogrepowered 2015-01-31 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw, come on, that's just not fair! Zombies and ghosts are totally lawful, but hitting stuff and fire aren't? What about undeads that wanna eat our brains an', uh, eat our soles? Yeah! Just think of our poor shoes!

[ There aren't actually any shoes on their big bare blue feet, but that's not going to stop THEIR argument. ]

Fire has GOT to be allowed when dat happens, right?
ogrepowered: (Are we kawaii uguu yet)

[personal profile] ogrepowered 2015-02-01 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
Ooooh.

[ Both heads nod sagely. The bad news is, they immediately open their mouths again and continue talking. ]

So all we gotta do is make a zombie apocalypse happen, an' then we can light everyone on fire, right? Your world really ought to make laws about this kind of stuff. Can WE help make laws? Yeah! You could totally train us to be lawyers, too!
ogrepowered: (This only happens when YOU'RE around!)

[personal profile] ogrepowered 2015-02-01 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Wot, they don't? But isn't that why they're called "lawyers"? Yeah! They're the guys that make "YER" laws! Get it? Yer-laws? Law-yers?

[ Yes. Yes, this is really happening. They are, in all seriousness, laughing at their own terrible joke. ]

... but yah, upholdin' the law sounds fun too. With fire! And hitting!
ogrepowered: (One! Two! ... One!)

[personal profile] ogrepowered 2015-02-04 03:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ Hopefully! Who knows in this place, really? ]

Well, wait, who's doing the punishing? What if the punishers use fire an' explosions to punish the assaulters? Who'll punish THEM? And what if the other punishers use fire and explosions to punish the first punisher? ... ooh, my head's startin' to hurt.
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[personal profile] ogrepowered 2015-02-04 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Okay, now THAT'S finally starting to get them a little worried. Their brows furrow in mild consternation, and they look thoughtful. Not gleeful violence-planning-ly thoughtful, but actually thoughtful. ]

Forever? Forever's a pretty long time, isn't it? Well, that isn't SO bad. Not if it's trial by fightin'. And fire! ... right?
ogrepowered: (Pure skill.)

[personal profile] ogrepowered 2015-02-04 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, that just isn't fair! ALL those people talking bad about us? An' we can't punch 'em or anythin'?

[ They pause for a moment. ]

We don't have any lawyers back home. Nope. Just hitting, fighting, and sole eating demons. Wait... if WE'RE a lawyer, we can put people behind bars! Yeah! And we won't ever go to jail!!
ogrepowered: (Hurr durr hurr durr)

[personal profile] ogrepowered 2015-02-05 04:52 pm (UTC)(link)
There are? Then why haven't we seen any laws before? Wot do they look like? 'ow many legs do they have?

[ ... and they give her a sly grin. ]

Oooh, it's got to be against the law to call the cops annoying, isn't it? I bet you could go to jail for a LONG time for that. For forever! ... right?
ogrepowered: (Doubletake! (Give it back!))

[personal profile] ogrepowered 2015-02-06 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Ogre Magi crosses his- their- arms, matching Athena cocky grin for cocky grin(s). ]

Aha, that's what we WANTED you to think! Wait, we did? And we DO know what the laws are! So we'll, uh, test if you know them! By having you tell them to us! We will??