psycholawgy: (OBJECTION OBJECTION OBJECTION!!!)
pretty guardian attorney athena cykes ☾ ([personal profile] psycholawgy) wrote in [community profile] estoria2015-01-28 09:47 pm

[open] yarrrrrrrr

Who: Athena Cykes ([personal profile] psycholawgy) & you!
When: Icly 11/09 (or any other day!)
Where: Various places (Cosplay cafe, and around the residential district)
What: You can be accosted by her, or watch her accost someone. Your choice.
Rating/Warning: Will update as needed.




a
[ Athena had a shift today at the cosplay cafe, and she was really excited about it! It was always fun being there, since she gets to meet a lot of people. Free food was also involved sometimes, and that was the best part.



But today was a bust.

She was even excited to talk to customers with a pirate accent, since that was what she was cosplaying as today. A pirate! You just can't have it all.

Instead of just waiting inside for people to come in, she goes out into the street just by the cafe. She wasn't finishing her work today without showing off her cute costume. Holding out her fake sword and pointing it at any person who passes by, she exclaims: ]


It's into the cafe or Davy Jones' Locker, ye knave!

[ Marketing strategies!

Of course, anyone who works at the cosplay cafe is also free to stop her from possibly embarrassing herself and the establishment. ]




b
[ It wasn't even that late! It was just an hour or so before sundown, but a police officer robot thing approaches Athena and tells her to go home. She's not even sure why she's being told to do so, when she's not even a minor. Was it because she was little? Whatever the reason, she felt very insulted by this. ]

I'm on my way to buy some food!

[ But the officer seemed very insistent that she should go home before sundown since it wasn't safe. "Look, kid. You better head home before dark, or else you could get in trouble." ]

I'm not a kid!

[ And if it wasn't her stating that she wants to buy food that could catch someone's attention, it's her yelling that she's not a kid, because she can be loud. Now is one of those times.

Again, the officer continues to believe in its own opinion that Athena is much younger than she truly is, and decides to walk her home that very instant, grabbing her by the wrist. But Athena doesn't take kindly to people giving her unwanted physical contact. She quickly grabs the officer's wrist then moves to turn, her back facing the cop, then she crouches as she pulls its arm to throw him to the ground.

… But she may have thrown her a bit too far. The officer probably hits an innocent passer-by or the space very close to said passer-by.

Oops? ]




c
[ Or just tag with whatever! ]


[ Obligatory permissions post because Athena is a human lie detector. ]
gewehrundblut: (::technology!::)

[personal profile] gewehrundblut 2015-02-06 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
::He is about to clarify that 1990 was 25 years ago for him, when... her necklace talks.

Dude.
::

Your necklace talks! That's so awesome! Is it like one of those watches you can get that sync to your iPhone?

::Juuuust gonna step in front of her to get a closer look at it, because what is sensible movement around other people and personal space? Nothing he knows anything about.::

Kesese, floppies definitely wouldn't've held enough data for one of these. Good thing we've made advancements in the last 25 years, right?
gewehrundblut: (::glee::)

[personal profile] gewehrundblut 2015-02-06 06:00 pm (UTC)(link)
You're from the future? ...Cooooool. It's only 2015 where I'm from.

::And then he makes an odd cooing noise.::

It has a face! How cute, just like a little bird!
gewehrundblut: (::laughing::)

[personal profile] gewehrundblut 2015-02-06 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
::That's even cuter! He straightens back up, grinning widely himself.::

Nope, definitely little bird cute. Little birds are the cutest! I used to have one that liked to sit in my hair, so I'm an expert on cute things.

::Wait, Prussia, that doesn't even make any sense.::

So how can he be cheeky? Have they figured out AI in the '20s?
gewehrundblut: <lj site="livejournal.com" user="monastic_icons"> (::hey!::)

[personal profile] gewehrundblut 2015-02-07 10:03 am (UTC)(link)
::Well, he's 178cm tall, so... yeah, she probably is too short. Even on tiptoe. But he kind of guesses what she's doing, so he leans forward so she can see.::

Don't tell me I've picked up another one. ::Grin. That really wouldn't bother him as much as his words might imply.::

And that is a... really interesting combination of jobs. Though I guess maybe you hafta understand how the brain works to make an artificial one?
gewehrundblut: (¬>¬)

[personal profile] gewehrundblut 2015-02-07 10:45 am (UTC)(link)
::Even if it tried to peck his ears off, he'd be thrilled.

Seriously, Athena. Do you want to be best friends with a Prussian? Because that is how you end up best friends with a Prussian.
::

Damn! Oh well, maybe one'll find its way there soon!

::Aaaand the robot just joined the conversation. Huh. It is a bit of a smart-ass.::

...And how are you special, little robot?
gewehrundblut: (::jaw drops::)

[personal profile] gewehrundblut 2015-02-07 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
::Leaning back now, kind of in shock.::

Whoa! What does that do?

::He's just gonna circle behind her now, to get a look at the holographic screen when it's facing the right way. Which might defeat the purpose of her attempt to demonstrate?::
gewehrundblut: (::peer::)

[personal profile] gewehrundblut 2015-02-08 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
::Mood Matrix? Does that mean what he thinks it might mean? He leans in a little closer -sorry not sorry about your personal space, Athena- as she demonstrates.

...Aha. Yep. That. Definitely analyses emotions.
::

S-so it's kinda like an emotion detector?

::Prussia sounds pretty calm, aside from that slight stutter, because the last thing he wants to do is set that app off. (Of course, if he sets it off anyways, it will indicate that he's very nervous of such a program.)::
gewehrundblut: <lj site="livejournal.com" user="monastic_icons"> (::relieved::)

[personal profile] gewehrundblut 2015-02-09 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
::It's a very good thing they know each other, then. Because he does that.

A lot.

It's kind of like that video game, only he's a personal space invader. Geddit? Geddit? 8D
::

Ah... ha...?

::NOPE. Still staring at that thing with a massive amount of suppressed DO NOT WANT.

Mainly because his modus operandii is to lie through his teeth where emotions are involved. He's not always particularly good at it, but it's what he does. Because it's not awesome to show fear or sadness.

Honestly, he also lies about his opinion of himself. Egotistical, not delusional.
::

Well. Don't think anyone can promise perfect honesty, not even the incredibly perfect me, but I'll keep that in mind!

::Rubs the back of his neck.::
gewehrundblut: (Erkennst du mich?)

[personal profile] gewehrundblut 2015-02-10 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
::'SCUSE YOU THAT WAS GLORIOUS.::

But that's the entire point of the game! You're supposed to lie to misdirect the other players!

::Games are pretty serious business, not even gonna argue with that.::
gewehrundblut: <lj site="livejournal.com" user="monastic_icons"> (::looks over::)

[personal profile] gewehrundblut 2015-02-10 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe... but I bet you'd be killer at poker!

::If she can tell that easily when someone is lying, no one would be able to bluff against her.

Well.

Unless they kept their mouth shut, maybe?
::
gewehrundblut: (The devils are dreaming of a blue angel)

[personal profile] gewehrundblut 2015-02-10 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
...You two must be a lotta fun at parties.

::WOW. RUDE.

But, suffice to say, he never wants to have a conversation with both of them at once. He'd be damned even if he kept his mouth shut!
::

Lemme guess, he's an attorney too?
gewehrundblut: (::glee::)

[personal profile] gewehrundblut 2015-02-10 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
::But is he a Torchic? That's the real important question. Because if he were an actual bird, the love would be guaranteed.

Looking like one only raises the question of, "Is he actually as cute as a little bird, or is it only a surface resemblance?"

...Which, okay, that only drops it to like a 5% chance the love won't happen, because how can you look like a bird and not be as cute as one, but the fact remains that there is the slight chance he could look like a cute bird but be a collossal bag of dicks.
::

If he ever gets recompiled here or whatever it is they do, I'm finding us a party, then. Just to see what happens!

::Grin.

Here is what will happen: Prussia will get drunk and be loud and obnoxious. Awkwardness will ensue because he also gets clingy.
::