they are full of regret

[sunshrouded]

Who: two dads (Tenka sunshrouded & Sousei deontology)
When: backdated to after the event!
Where: the Kumou Estate
What: first goal: get sousei to spit out his tea. second goal: get him drunk off his ass.
Rating/Warning: embarrassing adults

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[Tenka comes home the morning after all the madness only after Shirasu called him out. And he's tired. He's tired and he's exhausted and honestly not much of a morning person, despite all the comparisons people make between him and the sun.

Either way, he's trudging his way into their home now and going to sit in front of their low coffee table, joining his partner.

Then because maybe, just maybe these past three days have been hard on him-]

So I woke up alone this morning.

That was nice.

[Are you ashamed yet, partner.]

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[sunshrouded]

[Tenka just laughs faintly at that, amused.

Troublesome? Yeah, he knows. To the people who are closest to him, isn't he always a bit of a burden? They're the ones he owes the most to. Always.]

Your patience is wasted on me, partner.

[deontology]

That doesn't matter.

[oh]

You are who I've decided to waste it on.

[well..........it is what it is. He knows Tenka rarely listens to him and causes him troubles but...he's his partner.]

[sunshrouded]

[ . . . . . . oh.

admittedly tenka is confused

and also hammered

hence why he's openly critical-]

Shouldn't it to be someone more deserving then?

[you can still??? change your mind????]

[deontology]

[And Sousei just arches an eyebrow at him at that. Why wasn't that enough? That should have been enough. Don't make this gayer, Tenka.]

You're Kumou Tenka, aren't you?

[WELL???]

[sunshrouded]

[that's not enough because tenka doesn't understand]

Last I checked, yeah.

[whAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING

if only tenka's ego was actually as big as he made it out to be]

[deontology]

Then you deserve it.

[simple as that.

because you're kumou tenka]

[sunshrouded]

[ . . . . . . . .

sometime in the morning Tenka will process that statement

but for right now he's just putting both of his arms on the table between them and squinting as he leans forward]

Sousei.

You're drunk.

[deontology]

[He reaches across the table

plants his hand on tenka's face

and shoves a little]

So are you.

[sunshrouded]

[and that's how Tenka ends up on the floor

completely teetered over and laughing]

Buhaha!

That's right!!

[deontology]

[.......god you're so drunk.

So is he.

He can feel it, really, even if he can't really....care....much....

He doesn't move.]

Don't wake Nishiki.

[She's still here....]

[sunshrouded]

[You can not move, Sousei.

But Tenka is now rolling on the floor. Vaguely. Sort of.

Whatever, he's trying to get next to his partner, even though he feels like the room is tilting a lot.]

Nishiki-chan is a good girl. She won't hit us for drinking like Soramaru would.

[deontology]

[the hell are you doing, tenka.... he just watches vaguely, squinting]

That doesn't mean you should wake her up.

[...]

Soramaru would not hit me.

[he ~respects~ him too much]

[sunshrouded]

[prepping for some more drunk bonding, apparently

either way he rights himself

sort of

next to Sousei but then he's slumping onto the table and turning his head to look at his partner before smiling lazily]

He might still hit you. Depends on how much sake we drink.

[deontology]

[JUST

INSISTING!!!]

He would not hit me.

[god he's so drunk. but this is. so important right now.]

[sunshrouded]

[you can insist but now tenka's just]

Then I could hit you!

[deontology]

I'll hit you back.

[fair warning]

[sunshrouded]

You never let me have any fun.

[deontology]

Your type of fun causes trouble for others.

[He huffs, looking at his drink instead of Tenka.]

[sunshrouded]

Still fun!

[Tenka just laughs then and

well, he tries to punch Sousei's shoulder

he misses the first time

the second time

swats as his arm the third time

manages to just pat his shoulder the fourth time

good enough]

[deontology]

[........... Sousei just squints down at Tenka.

Carefully.

So he doesn't fall over.]

Tenka.

You're drunk.

[no shit sherlock]

[sunshrouded]

[so drunk

and he's already made it to Sousei's shoulder so he's going to try to mess up his hair

he swats at air the first time

accidentally slaps his cheek a little the second time

but by the third try his hand is on Sousei's head

amazing]

You too, Sousei.

You too.

[deontology]

Yes. [he is. But as he stares at Tenka with Tenka's hand on his head, he just

blinks. That slap on the cheek stung a little okay.]

But not as much as you.

Go to bed.

[sunshrouded]

No, just as much!!

[And now he's trying to push himself up off the table to sit up properly.

Except that's not happening, instead he's just going to flop over again

this time in Sousei's general direction

remember the whole HERE HAVE SOME OF MY WEIGHT thing

yeah that's what's happening except not even in a hug, he's just too hammered, bye]

[deontology]

[If Sousei hadn't been drunk as well, he would have been able to take Tenka's weight without anything more than irritation.

But...he is. So he can't. Tenka flops on him, and he topples, off-balance. And hits the floor with a thud, Tenka on top of him.

Excuse you???]

Ugh-- [ow that hurt] Get off!

[sunshrouded]

[ . . . . . . . . . . . .

okay he will but first-]

Hah!

See? You finally got hurt for me for once!!