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[swordboning]

Who: Archer (swordboning), Saber (invisibleair), Rin (codere) and everyone that was invited!
When: November 11th (RIGHT NOW) ~4PM
Where: The Tohsaka Apartment
What: PARTY TIME. Well, a party so Rin can actually make friends since she secretly complains about not having any!
Rating/Warning: nupe

[Cooking for a large amount of people is what Archer was all about. Might as well call him the Chef Heroic Spirit instead of the Blacksmith Heroic Spirit. This guy was a complete pro in the kitchen and completely without complaint!

Tons of food, cake, and nachos and cheese and salsa (don't ask). Serving it was left up to Saber since she was still probably under punishment. Either way, she had to make up for her issues in some way!

So for everyone here, they just had to chill out and wait for Rin to return home. Which should be shortly if she's not trying to be an absolute brat. Which, admittedly, happens sometimes.]



[ooc; Please feel free to make your own threads! The top thread is what I've got for you.]

Comments

[dishonorstudent]

My, my, flattery won't get you anywhere after that assertion about my preferences. I was simply givin' you a chance to backpedal before this PG party possibly turns into something more R.

[swordboning]

That's simply not going to happen. I don't know where you're getting your ideas but you may as well forget about them.

[dishonorstudent]

Hmph! Good, don't let it happen. [ It's almost as if they have completely different interpretations of this exchange... ]

So what's gonna be the deal with all the food that doesn't get eaten? Gonna throw it out, or...?

[swordboning]

If you want the leftovers, you'll have to ask.

[dishonorstudent]

Tch, I ain't gonna beg, if that's your thing!

[swordboning]

If you quit making up these worst case scenarios, you might get somewhere. I've got no interest in such things.

[dishonorstudent]

Great! Then it's settled, Athena and I will be takin' the leftovers home.

[swordboning]

First, not one of you said please. Second, both Saber and my Master take priority. So it's far from settled.

[dishonorstudent]

Grr, that is begging, you smug son of a bitch!

[swordboning]

It's called being polite. Begging is if I asked for more after the basic words.

[dishonorstudent]

Like you would know anything about manners!

[ UGH, BEING SO STUBBORN. ]

[swordboning]

Find me in a situation where manners are required and I'll be more than happy to prove you wrong.

Either way, you may as well take what you want as long as you promise to share.

mannn, i thought i replied to this the whole time lmao!!

[dishonorstudent]

[ No need to challenge him as she got what she wanted. Persistence beats resistance! ]

Why, looks like underneath all that weather-worn exterior lies a tiny heart after all. But look at it this way, at least you're gonna have less to clean up by the end of the night, yeah? [ It's... almost as if she's expecting Archer to thank her, not the other way around. ]

np!! had a thread with rin and then needed to add that

[swordboning]

Weather-worn, huh? Do I really look that old? I should use my appearance as a warning to everyone.

[Not even going to even go with her last sentence there.]

[dishonorstudent]

'Cause nothing screams intimidation like wearin' an apron over your armor.

[swordboning]

It serves a practical purpose. Other people might get riled up over a statement like that but for someone who does housework, cooking, and cleaning on a frequent basis, I'll simply take it as a compliment. Especially if people underestimate me for it.

[dishonorstudent]

Ya really like that stuff, huh? Anyone who complains about their master like that wouldn't stick around and work as seriously as you do.

...Then again! Hell if I know what it's like to serve a master.

[swordboning]

Seeing as I get all my magical energy from her, which lets me exist, it seems like a fair trade.

[dishonorstudent]

A mutual co-dependency, huh? Guess I can understand that, as weird as it sounds. [ Though she would never treat Senketsu as anything less than a friend, even if he is feeding on her blood!! ]

[swordboning]

Normally, it wouldn't be co-dependency but someone has to take care of her. In a regular situation, I'd simply fight for her and win her battles.

[dishonorstudent]

But surely you get something outta this too, besides simply "existing"?

[swordboning]

It sounds like you may have something in mind already so just let it out.

[dishonorstudent]

Just sayin', why would you wanna exist if the only way to do so is to be bound and shackled... unless ya like lookin' after Master Rin. She did say you were her "favourite".

[swordboning]

I'm sorry you had to hear something like that. Unfortunately, the situation is too complicated to explain. Nor do I wish to explain it to someone who probably doesn't care.

[dishonorstudent]

It's true, I probably don't. [ And fair enough, she's not exactly forthcoming about the main reason she's even alive in the first place. No need for either of them to go down that rabbit hole. ] Still, we're expected to socialize at a party, and I'm runnin' out of stimulating questions to ask alarmingly fast.