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C E R E A L I A ★ M O D S。 ([personal profile] reparator) wrote in [community profile] estoria2014-10-14 07:05 pm

« 003 ⇢ event003.exe »

Who: Everyone ever.
When: OOC: 10/15; IC: 09/17
Where: Cerealia - all five districts.
What: Intro, murder bots, and fun for the whole family.
Rating/Warning: PG-13

//event003.EXE

Welcome to the CERES! You are now under arrest!


Did you think the glitches were over? Boy, were you wrong! Through the last remnants of the digital kerfluffle, the latest batch of recovered code has manifested in CERES' computer systems as the guilty parties. Yes, that's right, all incoming arrivals are now placed on the wanted list, accused of having committed the heinous crime of creating and releasing the gorg0n virus all over Cerealia. These vicious twelve have been working together all along and conspiring against CERES, and it's now up to everyone to figure out if the new arrivals are truly guilty or if they are as innocent and confused as they claim.

In the meantime, CERES has dispatched assassination droids to stop the accused and bring them to justice via disembowelment. So while CERES rushes to stop the droids from committing murder, characters are perfectly welcome to a.) soil themselves b.) fight off the droids c.) run while soiling themselves or d.) cry a lot. e.) ask for assistance!

"ASSASSINATION MODE: ONLINE
OBJECTIVE: ELIMINATE THE ACCUSED
TIMEFRAME: 24:00 HOURS




JUDICIAL UNIT-00345 DISPATCHED"

//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I
[ 00:01 ] It's a minute passed midnight, and the newest sets of recovered code are being spat out of ViViD and into Cerealia. Before the joyful reunions begin, an announcement starts blaring through everyone's computer screen, TV sets, devices, billboard screens, and so on. The image flashes with twelve names and twelve pictures along with a list of crimes each person has committed. They continue to flash again and again throughout the colony, alerting everyone of these heinous criminals. It's up to anyone if they want to engage them or stay far, far away from these perverts and miscreants.

As the arrivals begin to explore, they will see themselves plastered on just about every screen imaginable.
PHASE II
[ 2:00 ] It's still dark outside, hardly anyone out and about. It's the perfect time for an assassination attempt because that's when the information is received and processed by Cerealia's judicial system, but this isn't a job for any ordinary donut-eating cop. No, this is far greater than that. They bring out the big guns.

Twelve assassination droids, clad in armor and carrying katana, are immediately dispatched and sent to take out each of the accused at any cost. Characters are welcome to do any of the above choices while veterans to Cerealia can assist the arrivals, assist the droids, or just sit back and watch others suffer. It's completely up to you. They can also run into the droids on their search and try to interact with them.
PHASE III
[ 7:00 ] Your friendly CEO has finally gotten his ass out of bed, but by then, who knows how many people are left alive? After hearing of the kerfluffle, he decides to issue a cease and desist on the assassination droids, and instead, has his investigation units step in to confirm that the new arrivals are not guilty of any of the crimes and charges listed under their name. They will be pulled aside for painful, painful questioning before being released to explore as they wish.

To make up for all the damages and trauma incurred from the near-death attempts, Julius will also be giving the new arrivals a settlement of 20,000 credits each, so go out and party.
PHASE IV
[ 12:00 ] By noon, the incident has been cleared up with little to no blood spilled (hopefully). New arrivals are welcome to explore and enjoy their new living arrangements or possibly lie in bed and just cry some more. Either way, welcome to the magic that is Cerealia. The CEO will announce that the last of the virus has been officially cleaned up and taken care of, and he'll be issuing a video with a public apology for all.

BONUS
[ why:o'clock ] Among the police droids dispatched, there will be a rehabilitative droid in a dinosaur suit, looking to cure the criminals of their improper behavior and their moral indiscretions through the power of LOVE and HUGS. It was developed after the researchers in CERES did extensive research on other worlds and found that this mystical creature was capable of creating worldwide joy and cheer. It will be chasing those who are on the Wanted List exclusively, but it will not stop at just them. Your character will be accosted and hugged whether they like it or not.
[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE
Welcome to CEREALIA's latest intro post. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!


insincerely: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ. (i have several christmas dates lined up)

[personal profile] insincerely 2014-10-28 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
It has certain advantages that a peaceful, average life as a civilian lacks, doesn't it? Miss Creative Murderer.
insincerely: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ. (i have several christmas dates lined up)

[personal profile] insincerely 2014-10-28 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah? Unfortunately, we all have to go through difficulties in life, and working jobs that we don't necessarily like is one of them, right?

[Said so flippantly.]

That does sound counter-intuitive to their supposed goals, yes.
insincerely: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ. (no really stop trying to ask me out)

[personal profile] insincerely 2014-10-28 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, yes. Poor fragile, delicate me.

[a beat]

No, I'm afraid not, especially what with the lack of immediate danger. You should've acted faster.
insincerely: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ. (you're so cute.)

[personal profile] insincerely 2014-10-28 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Did I call you one? It sounds more like you just insulted yourself, actually.
insincerely: ᴍᴀɴɢᴀ. (no really stop trying to ask me out)

[personal profile] insincerely 2014-10-28 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Was I supposed to?
fairbrook: dreamings; gift, dnt; (♕ It makes you lose your thought;)

[personal profile] fairbrook 2014-10-28 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[While to Integra it did not appear as if he recognized her, she could be wrong. What with all this world hopping, it wasn't surprising to her either. Still, so long as she remembered him she figured she'd milk her share of amusement out of it all the same. It was fun (to her) watching him flip out.]

It's just amusing is all. Last time we had met, you could barely put up a fight.

[Not that she is searching for a fight, mind. She exhales the smoke from her lungs, emitting a dark chuckle.]
Edited 2014-10-28 18:42 (UTC)
foodcritic: (pic#8414944)

[personal profile] foodcritic 2014-10-28 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow... you must be really strong, then. [color her a bit impressed, even if she's not likely to outright admit it.]
flaredo: (They'll be at this for hours)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-10-28 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't waste a bra like that.
flaredo: (Please stop coming closer)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-10-28 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, it seems pretty important for being just a game-- [ and she's kicking one droid into another. ] How weird...
flaredo: (I think we should torch his underwear)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-10-28 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I realized a long time ago that there wouldn't always be someone around to protect me. Sometimes, I'd have to be the one doing the protecting.
flaredo: (Sure are a lot of tumbleweeds today)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-10-28 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Robots? A few, but nothing like this. They were made more for combat anyway.
flaredo: (That's my lil sis)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-10-28 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Nope! I kind of like breathing.
foodcritic: (pic#8414921)

[personal profile] foodcritic 2014-10-28 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I can pick? [listen, she's never had this option before. ludger's such a good notdad, opening up all these new opportunities for her despite literally everything else right now.

first comes finishing her curry though, and there won't be a bite left behind. there's no doubt that she was definitely hungry and happy to have one of her favorites after such a trying time. of course, that means it also doesn't take much for the exhaustion to set in... her eyelids are drooping before she can even put the spoon down. it's probably a wonder elle even made it this long.]


It was really good... Ludger...
foodcritic: (pic#8361868)

[personal profile] foodcritic 2014-10-28 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
He's gotta be around here somewhere, though. [those words are mumbled to herself more than anything else. it just doesn't make much sense to elle that bisley wouldn't be nearby. which isn't to say she totally mistrusts the person in front of her, but she's just wary on all counts... even if he is technically helping.

sucking in a breath, elle steels herself. she has to stay strong, right? everything will work out somehow, because it has to. there's just no other option, as far as she's concerned. for a moment, she thinks back to what happened earlier before nodding.]


Yeah, they gave me stuff. But they didn't explain anything very good at all. [considering she only has a vague understanding of the situation. after a second, she'll pull on the straps of her backpack, letting it slide off her shoulders before she rummages through it to pull out the card she was giving.] You mean this thing, right?
antumbras: (and how sweet life will be)

[personal profile] antumbras 2014-10-28 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
What an astute discovery. Perhaps you can publish it in some anthology of scientific banality.

[ she taps one of her guns on her temple, making an agitated clicking noise. ]

Anything else, my dear, or should I find another playmate? A more verbose one, ideally.
antumbras: (rosemary,thyme,rose petals)

[personal profile] antumbras 2014-10-28 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Is there some sort of problem? Did you have some deep emotional bond with the thing? Surely you weren't attracted to it, yes? I thought I was a freak. [ a teasing smile. this one is an easy target, she can tell. ] I'll have you know I did nothing of the sort. You people seem to think I have some sociopathic propensity for maiming.

[ WELL.. ]
antumbras: (i need you to feel it too)

[personal profile] antumbras 2014-10-28 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ bayonetta, of course, revels in attention. as such, when she's being stared at, she makes sure to blow a kiss, standing in a spread-legged, suggestive sort of pose. ]

See something you like?
flaredo: (Got your sass riiiight here)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-10-28 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, let's. I'm sure there are a lot still chasing people down.
foodcritic: (pic#8361868)

[personal profile] foodcritic 2014-10-28 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
...What's a dinosaur?

[it's a strangely earnest question, but she can't say his face looks like a dinosaur's when she's never actually seen one before. granted, there are other things she would compare heung soo to... like the a href="http://i.imgur.com/gR7SF92.png">ice golems of xailen woods. she won't out loud, though. especially not as he continues on.

she doesn't really quite get it, of course. there really shouldn't be much wrong with giving stuff to your friends, right? granted, she doesn't know nam soon or how special that friendship is on all counts. so elle will just tilt her head.]
That sounds kinda weird too. Can't your friend just feed them to himself if you give it to him? You sound like you keep weird company, mister.
foodcritic: (pic#8414931)

[personal profile] foodcritic 2014-10-28 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
That's usually where people start instead of just calling them things like "little girl." [so she says, but she still calls julius "glasses guy" even though she knows his name, so maybe elle just needs to stop being nitpicky as a defense mechanism...]
unpresidential: (pic#8193737)

[personal profile] unpresidential 2014-10-28 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[that's the part he has the hardest time believing. there are so many people in the world worth saving — world leaders, people who do charity things, people who can make a difference. so why two stupid punk kids who can barely even stay in school?]

It's weird. Only a few people from each place... doesn't look like they have any reasons for who they saved, either. [maybe it's good that it's nondiscriminatory or something, but it just feels off to him. he guesses it's no different than who can be saved when a ship sinks, but there's something nam soon just can't quite put his finger on.]
insolvent: (pic#8429257)

[personal profile] insolvent 2014-10-28 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[ to be honest, he's not really surprised that her fatigue would suddenly hit her. it's a wonder she's managed to make it this far. so once he recognizes the obvious signs of impending slumber, he'll get up and make his way over to her side of the table. ]

Thanks.

[ on most days she'd probably protest him trying to carry her to bed, insisting that she's old enough to go on her own, but today is probably not one of those days. so once she's set her spoon down, he'll bend over to carefully pick her up. which means he'll just have to pick her room for today, though she can always decide on another one later. ]
foodcritic: (pic#8361881)

[personal profile] foodcritic 2014-10-28 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[...well, that kind of hits home in a way she didn't expect.]

I guess it's like that for everyone, huh. [not that she'll explain her reasons for thinking it. instead, she's just going to try and shake off the melancholic thoughts.]

They can do it in other ways too though, right? Protecting someone even without being able to fight.
foodcritic: (pic#8414921)

[personal profile] foodcritic 2014-10-28 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[she wants to protest, but any attempt is met with... well, a whole lot of nothing. ludger picking her up brings a strange sense of comfort and safety, and being as tired as she is, it mostly just envelopes her.

sure, in the morning she'll probably be a bit upset that she didn't really get to choose, but it's a small price to pay for everything else.]
flaredo: (Hey big spender--)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-10-28 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah... I mean, maybe I'm not the first person anyone would expect to say this, but fighting definitely isn't the only way to protect someone.