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C E R E A L I A ★ M O D S。 ([personal profile] reparator) wrote in [community profile] estoria2014-10-14 07:05 pm

« 003 ⇢ event003.exe »

Who: Everyone ever.
When: OOC: 10/15; IC: 09/17
Where: Cerealia - all five districts.
What: Intro, murder bots, and fun for the whole family.
Rating/Warning: PG-13

//event003.EXE

Welcome to the CERES! You are now under arrest!


Did you think the glitches were over? Boy, were you wrong! Through the last remnants of the digital kerfluffle, the latest batch of recovered code has manifested in CERES' computer systems as the guilty parties. Yes, that's right, all incoming arrivals are now placed on the wanted list, accused of having committed the heinous crime of creating and releasing the gorg0n virus all over Cerealia. These vicious twelve have been working together all along and conspiring against CERES, and it's now up to everyone to figure out if the new arrivals are truly guilty or if they are as innocent and confused as they claim.

In the meantime, CERES has dispatched assassination droids to stop the accused and bring them to justice via disembowelment. So while CERES rushes to stop the droids from committing murder, characters are perfectly welcome to a.) soil themselves b.) fight off the droids c.) run while soiling themselves or d.) cry a lot. e.) ask for assistance!

"ASSASSINATION MODE: ONLINE
OBJECTIVE: ELIMINATE THE ACCUSED
TIMEFRAME: 24:00 HOURS




JUDICIAL UNIT-00345 DISPATCHED"

//SCENARIOS.EXE
PHASE I
[ 00:01 ] It's a minute passed midnight, and the newest sets of recovered code are being spat out of ViViD and into Cerealia. Before the joyful reunions begin, an announcement starts blaring through everyone's computer screen, TV sets, devices, billboard screens, and so on. The image flashes with twelve names and twelve pictures along with a list of crimes each person has committed. They continue to flash again and again throughout the colony, alerting everyone of these heinous criminals. It's up to anyone if they want to engage them or stay far, far away from these perverts and miscreants.

As the arrivals begin to explore, they will see themselves plastered on just about every screen imaginable.
PHASE II
[ 2:00 ] It's still dark outside, hardly anyone out and about. It's the perfect time for an assassination attempt because that's when the information is received and processed by Cerealia's judicial system, but this isn't a job for any ordinary donut-eating cop. No, this is far greater than that. They bring out the big guns.

Twelve assassination droids, clad in armor and carrying katana, are immediately dispatched and sent to take out each of the accused at any cost. Characters are welcome to do any of the above choices while veterans to Cerealia can assist the arrivals, assist the droids, or just sit back and watch others suffer. It's completely up to you. They can also run into the droids on their search and try to interact with them.
PHASE III
[ 7:00 ] Your friendly CEO has finally gotten his ass out of bed, but by then, who knows how many people are left alive? After hearing of the kerfluffle, he decides to issue a cease and desist on the assassination droids, and instead, has his investigation units step in to confirm that the new arrivals are not guilty of any of the crimes and charges listed under their name. They will be pulled aside for painful, painful questioning before being released to explore as they wish.

To make up for all the damages and trauma incurred from the near-death attempts, Julius will also be giving the new arrivals a settlement of 20,000 credits each, so go out and party.
PHASE IV
[ 12:00 ] By noon, the incident has been cleared up with little to no blood spilled (hopefully). New arrivals are welcome to explore and enjoy their new living arrangements or possibly lie in bed and just cry some more. Either way, welcome to the magic that is Cerealia. The CEO will announce that the last of the virus has been officially cleaned up and taken care of, and he'll be issuing a video with a public apology for all.

BONUS
[ why:o'clock ] Among the police droids dispatched, there will be a rehabilitative droid in a dinosaur suit, looking to cure the criminals of their improper behavior and their moral indiscretions through the power of LOVE and HUGS. It was developed after the researchers in CERES did extensive research on other worlds and found that this mystical creature was capable of creating worldwide joy and cheer. It will be chasing those who are on the Wanted List exclusively, but it will not stop at just them. Your character will be accosted and hugged whether they like it or not.
[ Remember to apply proper warnings on threads with trigger-y or inappropriate material and do let a mod know if your thread careens off into maiming or canoodling so we can lock the log. ]

//RUN.EXE
Welcome to CEREALIA's latest intro post. For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing everyone's arrival experience and a FAQ that should explain everything in more detail. Please read them thoroughly before playing. Thank you!


flaredo: (I like the leg-breaking idea!)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-10-15 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ Ludger gets a proper once-over (young, not the most muscular, but not as awkward in the posture as Jaune, pretty face, with hair nearly the same color scheme as her corgi) and then Yang straightens up and shoots him a bright grin. ]

I could do without the whole criminal thing, but I guess it wasn't a bad workout.
insolvent: commissioned; dns (pic#8236177)

[personal profile] insolvent 2014-10-15 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ yes, ludger is secretly zwei given human form. ]

Criminal? [ he blinks, taking a second to let that sink in, before catching on to what she means. ] Oh, right. Those things have been going haywire all week... I wouldn't let that bother you too much. [ pause. ] Well, they're a little more dangerous than they were before, but it doesn't seem like that's going to cause you much trouble.

[ though, since she's the first of this new group to show up, he can't help but ask... ] You guys aren't really behind that virus, are you?
flaredo: (Pooossibly bad idea)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-10-15 05:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ does Ludger want a belly rub oooh yes he does ]

... [ There's a sigh, before Yang rests her hands on her hips. ] Look, I get that we just met and all you know about me is that I've got a good-looking mugshot, but I take responsibility for my actions. [ now. Mostly. When it counts. Shh. ] I don't know anything about a virus and if I was going to get chased after, it'd be for a better reason!
insolvent: commissioned; dns (pic#8236175)

[personal profile] insolvent 2014-10-15 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ of course he... wait, no, no he doesn't. no. the answer is no. always no. ]

Sorry. [ he'd more or less asked the question just to be sure, but he can understand why she'd be frustrated. ] Everybody's just a little on edge right now... that virus really made a mess of things.

It doesn't make any sense to blame you guys though. CERES brought you here like the rest of us, didn't they? [ ...at least, he assumes so. he's not sure how else anyone new would get here. ]
flaredo: (They'll be at this for hours)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-10-15 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ She gives good ones. Great ones. ]

Yeah, I got the whole spiel, right before something tried to stab me. [ As long and slightly alarming as it was. ] But is this virus really a big deal?
insolvent: (pic#8111301)

[personal profile] insolvent 2014-10-15 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ tempting... but no, he'll blow his entire cover. ]

Well, I'm not sure how dangerous it is. If anything, it's just been inconvenient... and it's made the robots act strange. [ a frown. ] That might be why that thing was trying to kill you.

Not the best welcome, but trust me. It could be worse.
flaredo: (Kanyeshrug.jpg)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-10-15 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Worse than "hi, welcome, your world was destroyed"? I don't think I'll hold my breath for that one.

[ It's still a lot to take in. Yang's just doing it a little bit at a time. ]
insolvent: (pic#8111302)

[personal profile] insolvent 2014-10-15 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
We all get that part. When I got here, they threw us a party.

[ .........okay after he lets that sink in a bit, he realizes it actually doesn't seem entirely awful on its face. ]

Er... it was worse than it sounds.
flaredo: (Did you MEAN to land on your head?)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-10-15 05:36 pm (UTC)(link)
You don't say! [ have a comforting clap on the shoulder, buddy. ] Did the dancing get a little too wild?
insolvent: (Default)

[personal profile] insolvent 2014-10-15 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
No... [ he actually doesn't recall if there was any dancing, now that he thinks about it. ]

But the food they gave us was bad. [ he could explain that they secretly served them alien meat that drove them all crazy, but... don't want to freak the poor girl out too much right away. ] Really bad.
flaredo: (Sure are a lot of tumbleweeds today)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-10-15 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Her little sister exploded on the first day of school, you're going to have to make an effort here. ]

Like food poisoning bad?
insolvent: (pic#8111302)

[personal profile] insolvent 2014-10-15 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, like that. [ ludger was probably the exploding little sibling in his case... ]

Except ten times worse.
flaredo: (And what part of LEAVE did you miss)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-10-15 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Details.

[ Ludger, please, she can take it. ]
insolvent: commissioned; dns (pic#8236171)

[personal profile] insolvent 2014-10-15 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[ sigh, well, this was really the only way things could go, now that he really thinks about it. ]

They fed us burgers. But they didn't tell us what those burgers were made out of. [ he'll let her imagination fill in that blank. ] Nothing really happened at first, but after a while it started making people see things. And other stuff.

[ he scratches his forehead a little, just to make sure it's still normal. ] I grew scales.
flaredo: (Pre-hairflip?  Pre-hairflip.)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-10-16 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
... It looks like you got better, at least! But wow, how... fishy.

[ Yang no bad. ]
insolvent: (pic#8111302)

[personal profile] insolvent 2014-10-16 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ ...that wasn't an attempt at a joke, was it? for now, he'll just assume that was poor word choice, and nothing more. ]

Yeah... I had to go on a quest to find a cure. [ wow when he puts it like that, it sounds really corny. ] CERES is usually pretty welcoming for newcomers, so I'm not sure what's going on this time.

[ unless they really are behind the virus, but... no, that can't be. ]
flaredo: (Did you MEAN to land on your head?)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-10-16 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
A fun surprise for the whole family?

[ yeah no, and she sighs a split second later. ]

I'll give them points for creativity, but I'd like a better greeting committee.
insolvent: (pic#8111301)

[personal profile] insolvent 2014-10-16 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
You can file a complaint once this is all over.

[ ...he assumes so, anyway. not that he imagines a complaint will do much good. ]

I'm sure this is all just a big misunderstanding anyway. It should blow over soon. [ a pause. ] Just... make sure not to get killed before then.
flaredo: (Hey big spender--)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-10-16 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
Right! Well, if a cute guy asks me to, I guess I should give it a shot.

[ No, she just wasn't planning on dying. ]
insolvent: commissioned; dns (pic#8236176)

[personal profile] insolvent 2014-10-16 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
Does that really make a difference...?

[ well, if she says so. ] Should I go find a cute guy then? [ at 2 in the morning... ]
flaredo: (Sure are a lot of tumbleweeds today)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-10-16 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
...

Let's start with your name, and I'll take that for now.
insolvent: commissioned; dns (pic#8236177)

[personal profile] insolvent 2014-10-16 06:46 am (UTC)(link)
...

Ludger Will Kresnik. What about you? [ ...actually he sort of remembers seeing her name on the wanted announcements, but he might as well ask. ]
flaredo: (I like the leg-breaking idea!)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-10-16 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
You can call me Yang!

[ no one uses her full name anyway. ]
insolvent: (pic#8111327)

[personal profile] insolvent 2014-10-16 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
It's nice to meet you.

[ pause. ] We should probably get somewhere safer, before another one of those things shows up.
flaredo: (Pooossibly bad idea)

[personal profile] flaredo 2014-10-16 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't mind the company, but wouldn't it be easier to avoid me for now? I'm the one in popular demand here.

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