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Who: CERES & you
When: ooc: 03/22-03/25; ic: 12/09-12/10
Where: Cerealia's Entertainment District
What: Intro log
Rating/Warning: PG-13 | possibly nsfw (please let us know if you need this rating changed, or you are welcome to continue any naughty shenanigans in a private log)

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The Gifts that Keeps on Giving ((You)) Nightmares

It's been a whole month without any new arrivals. Who knows why? If you ask CERES, they won't bother with any in-depth explanations. They will simply claim that none of the code out there has been responding to their recovery methods, so they had to rework a lot of their technology. However, after several weeks of grueling work, they have finally experienced success! A fresh new batch of faces is coming in, and to celebrate their arrival and the real upcoming holidays, CEO Julius Vincere has arranged for a Christmas-themed carnival for all to enjoy.

Those who arrive will wake up in Cerealia and be given a long, boring explanation and powerpoint as per usual before being ushered onto a bus (there is no escape. The robots will force you onto the bus one way or another). You will be unwillingly carted to the theme park where you will be immediately assaulted by a giant array of lights followed by several rides that you can enjoy. After you disembark from the bus, one of the snowman robots will be waiting to give you tickets to the rides and show you around as part of the Grand Opening. The amusement park will remain open for the rest of the month of December so anyone can visit as they please. The first couple tickets will also be on the house for new arrivals, but the rest will have to be bought with credits, so choose wisely! (Or try and sneak into the rides -- then face the wrath of the snowman robots and their snowman firearms :D)

"☃ WELCOME NEW ARRIVALS ❅
YOU HAVE ARRIVED AT THE SANTASTICAL FOREST OF CHRISTMAS WONDERS ❅
PLEASE ENJOY ALL THE RIDES CEO JULIUS VINCERE HAS HAND-PICKED FOR YOUR ENJOYMENT ❅
WE WISH TO BRING YOU MERRY FEELINGS FOR THE HOLIDAY ❅
COME GIVE SNOWTRON 5000 A HUG ❅
WHAT? YOU DON'T WANT ONE ❅
BUT I WAS PROGRAMMED TO CONVEY HUGGING AS LOVE THROUGH AFFECTION ❅
PLEASE DON'T RUN ❅
COME BAAAAACK, VISITOR ❅"

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PHASE I

[ xxxx ] Do you like ferris wheels? This is an enchanting one where you get to ride around in a giant snowflake at a very limited speed. The wheel will turn excruciatingly slow before stopping abruptly, leaving you trapped at the very top. We hope you're not afraid of heights because you're going to be in there for a while! The windows on the snowflake will rapidly darken leaving you and your fellow riders trapped in the darkness. At that moment, you will feel something warm breathing down your neck and along the back of your ear. As you reach over, you'll feel like the chair underneath you is made of snakeskin, and a hissing sound will intensify as the "chair" squirms and as the breathing gets louder and hotter. Scrabble at the doors, fight your way out! Will you escape or not? Probably not, but the experience will last only a good five minutes before the lights come back on and before the ferris wheel starts moving again. The chair will appear as normal, and there will be no one else inside except any fellow riders who came with you.

PHASE II

[ xxxx ] If the ferris wheel didn't "do it" for you, then perhaps a fun house will? If you're a fan, that is! This Christmas-themed funhouse features a wonderful walk through a snowy forest convered in singing reindeer. The more you walk through, the more you will notice things like within the distorted mirrors, there will briefly appear strange specters. You will also hear a bunch of howling in the background, and while you may think that you're safe since they're trapped behind a mirror, you are very wrong. The lights will go out once more, and you will hear the mirrors shatter all around and feel yourself being grabbed and hurled to the ground. Whatever is coming for you is something you can't see, but it's advancing fast with impressive strength to hurl you back once more. You will feel pain erupt through your body before an engineer will appear to get the lights back on. Once they're back on, the reindeer will be happily singing, and all the mirrors will appear as they were before -unbroken.

PHASE III

[ xxxx ] After those interesting adventures, another option would be to simply visit the rocking santacoaster, a large, sprawling roller coaster that reaches 150 mph. You will be strapped into a sled and be shot through the tracks where you can scream and cry all you want except once you reach the tunnel, everything will come to a sudden stop (whiplash pending). You and the other riders will be in there for a few minutes, surrounded by a dozen santas as they start to fly out from the tunnel walls, carrying swords and swooping down to take a swipe at you. You better duck or be prepared to be cut up by their blades. The rollercoaster will abruptly resume, and when you reach the end, you might notice some bleeding, a little bit of hair missing, or some clothes shred up. If you ask the snowman robots about it, they will just shrug and claim they don't know what you're talking about. Please go enjoy a snowcone on the house!

PHASE IV

[ xxxx ] The Christmas whirl will be your last stop for the evening! This is a ride that goes round and round and round while tilting. Everyone will be strapped into it while standing up and forced to hold on as it spins, and somewhere in the midst of the spinning, the ride will suddenly malfunction. Yes, big surprise there! But it won't stop spinning. It will just be a rockier ride, and you will seemingly enter a new space where you will be among the stars and seeing planets all around you. Your own home planet will be amongst them before it breaks open like an egg and out crawls a friendly visitor. If you get bit by it, you will spend the rest of the day and night experiencing an array of possible symptoms, including: a voracious appetite, a fear of light, the urge to 'mate' with anyone who smells especially good, heightened senses, the ability to climb on all kinds of surfaces, irritability and crankiness... (( you don't have to experience them all. you can pick and choose which one you like. ))

BONUS

[ whyo'clock ] What's that jingling you hear in the background? Why, it's Santa Clause! Coming here all the way from the North Pole. The park will stop, and all the snowman robots will gather in the square, ushering along as many people as possible. Santa-Bot X-3 will be seated on his chair to welcome all visitors to sit on his metaphorical lap and tell him what they want for Christmas. He will then give them a nicely wrapped present and tell them that it's exactly what they asked for, but they can't open it until they get home. For those who can't wait and choose to open it quickly, they will get some nice treats from Mundus Caelestis. But beware! Those who do take this gift home will experience a weird after-effect as the lovely red and white toy will come to life on its own and hop out of the box that evening to try and violently electrocute the owner. The other one is completely harmless.

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//RUN.EXE

Welcome to CEREALIA's latest intro post For your convenience, we have compiled a post detailing what's going on right here and feel free to consult the FAQ if needed. Please leave any lingering questions in the OOC post, and we'll answer them as soon as we can. OVERFLOW IS HERE!!!

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...You know, that's typically been my strategy in the courtroom, so that's not a bad idea at all. I'll try my best?

[courtroom? an attorney? someone related to law enforcement of some kind? he files that information away for later]

That's the spirit! Though only "trying" sounds a little halfhearted.

Well, it sounds kind of arrogant to say I'll definitely solve it right off the bat...

Who said you have to figure everything out right off the bat?

[he stacks the cards neatly in his hand as he talks, and with a flick of his wrist, they disappear into thin air]

Just say, "I'll definitely get it eventually." Sounds more confident, yeah? And a little confidence never hurt anyone.

[He blinks for a moment as the cards disappear; it's one he's seen plenty before, but only from one person.

...He definitely shouldn't meet Trucy.]

You know, that one's not so bad? Some confidence can go a long way in a crisis. I should have you writing all my lines!

[snrks]

I'll happily try!

But I charge 100 credits per line.

[he's joking. is he joking? he's probably joking.]

...

Don't quit your day job.

[pfffft. he snickers again]

And here I thought I had real talent in the business of composing snappy one-liners. An entire lifetime worth of goals, down the drain!

Careful whose dreams you dash, Spiky-san.

I'm sure to cut down the hopes of someone so young... I mean, you are pretty good, but it's nice not to let it go to your head?

My name's Phoenix Wright, by the way. [He presents his attorney's badge.]

[glances at the badge for the briefest of moments; that confirms his theory, at any rate]

Kaito Kuroba. [he lifts a hand to give Phoenix a mock salute in greeting]

Nice to meetcha, weird circumstances aside.

It's good to meet you, Kaito. Weird circumstances indeed... I'm going to end up using that for everyone I meet in this place.

Ha ha. . . won't we all?

[his reply is a bit sardonic]

Right... at least if the sentiment is common enough, we can just leave it unsaid.

Probably. I doubt anyone wants to be beaten over the head with reminders of our weird circumstances, anyway.

[. . . Kaito might be cheery and seemingly unfazed, but he wouldn't be surprised if there were people out there not taking the whole "your world was destroyed" thing very well at all]

Um... Yeah, that's true. It's the more tactful approach. [This kid looks surprisingly fine for someone his age.]

It's not going to be easy for a lot of us.

[at that last statement, Kaito sobers]

Yeah. . . [and then he give a thoughtful pause]

You seem to be handling it pretty well, though.

Well...

Wait a second, that's my line!

S'that so? Did I steal it from you?

I should hope not. I don't want to press charges.

But you're younger. Shouldn't it be more concerning for you to be taking this well?

[that comment gets a confused eyebrow quirk from Kaito]

Why would it be concerning? I'm 17-- I'm not that young. [you are compared to Phoenix, Kaito]

Plus, I like to consider myself adaptable.

17's still pretty young in my book. [Can't drink, can't smoke, shouldn't be that good with cards.]

It seems like you have to be really, really adaptable for a place like this.

Then I'm really, really adaptable.

[said with all of the confidence of a teenager who (seemingly) doesn't have a care in the world]

It's fine. Ideal? No. . . I'm worried about the people I know who aren't here right now.

[he gives a casual shrug]

But freaking out won't help them. Or anyone.

You do sound pretty mature...

I can understand that line off thinking. [Heck, that practically is my line of thinking!] So I guess that it checks out.

[a bit wryly]

I'm glad I appear to pass your pop quiz, Wright-san.

With a "B" at the very least. [He tries to be wry in turn.]

But if you ever need to talk about anything, I'm here to help.

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